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My favorite paradoxes from favorite to least favorite:

1: Koraidon and Miraidon
The box art legends and the perfect example of paradox Pokemon done well. Excellent designs, stats, shinies, just overall really good Pokemon. Plus, dragon motorcycle go brrrrr!

2. Iron Bundle
I just, really like this thing. Delibird was just there for me, not a fav, not something I disliked, but now, it's a robot with a sick-ass water cannon blaster! Plus, it's shiny is one of my new faves, the chrome and blue just work so well.

3. Slither Wing
The thing I like the most about this is it's gorgeous shiny. It's still cool regardless. Big standing moth creature :3

4. Iron Moth
Ok, I just like the Volcarona paradoxes, ok? I like how it's wings turn into flying solar panels, and I also like this thing's shiny too.

5. Iron Leaves
Yeah, this thing surprised me. When I first saw it, I was disappointed. It was like Jugulis, nothing really changed from the original. But getting it in-game and seeing it up and close, it really started to grow on me. I never really cared for original Virizion, and yet somehow, I like this better? Then, I saw it's blades, and I fell in love. I think the blades are a cool touch, even if some people find them goofy. I don't know how it happened, but this thing because one of my favorite paradox Pokemon.

6. Iron Valiant
It's a unique design with a cool shiny. Enough said.

7. Roaring Moon and Walking Wake
Cool dragons, cool designs, cool shinies. I like Moon for it's sweeping capabilities, and Wake for it's personality.

8. Flutter Mane
Another Gen 2 Mon that's now good in Competitive. I like it's design, and it's shiny is neat.

9. Iron Hands
I like it mainly for the fact it's good in raids, and I like it's design.

10. Great Tusk and Iron Treads
They aren't my favorite, but they are interesting nonetheless. I actually like Treads' design, and Great Tusk has a cool design too.

11. Sandy Shocks
I saw it used in competitive, and that's helped me to like it more.

12. Iron Jugulis
Obviously, it could be better, but I dunno, there's something about the way these thing's wings move. I also like the fact that's it's arms are detached, even though it isn't that noticable.

13. Scream Tail, Brute Bonnet, and Iron Thorns
They're interesting, but nothing really stands out to me about them.

Another one:

"Item #: SCP-462
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-462 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. SCP-462 is to be monitored at all times by at least two personnel. Any requests made by SCP-462 are to be denied and reported to the Site Director.

Description: SCP-462 is a juvenile male, approximately ██ years old. SCP-462 displays an extreme case of "simping," an internet slang term for excessive subservience or excessive adoration towards a person, usually of a romantic nature. SCP-462 displays this behavior towards any female he encounters, regardless of their age, gender, or other factors.

When exposed to any female, SCP-462 will immediately attempt to please them in any way possible. This can include buying them presents, complimenting them, [DATA REDACTED] and offering them any help they may require. SCP-462 will also attempt to gain their favor by any means necessary. In some cases, SCP-462 has been known to offer himself as a personal servant.

SCP-462 is capable of understanding and speaking English, but is unable to do so when in the presence of females. When asked questions, he will simply smile and nod in response.

Addendum 462-1: On ██/██/20██, SCP-462 made a request to be allowed to leave the containment cell and take part in a romantic relationship with a female. This request was denied."

Here's the SCP based on you. Enjoy >:)

"Item #: SCP-318
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-318 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-17. Access to the chamber is restricted to personnel of Level 3 clearance or higher.

Personnel assigned to SCP-318's containment are to be monitored for any signs of simping behavior.

Description: SCP-318 is an adult male of indeterminate age and ethnicity. SCP-318 displays an unusual behavior of constantly attempting to gain the approval and attention of any female it encounters. It will use compliments, gifts, and other attempts at flattery in order to gain the approval of the female.

When a female rejects SCP-318's advances, it will become despondent and will enter a state of depression.

SCP-318 is not hostile and will comply with containment procedures, but will still attempt to gain the approval of female personnel.

Addendum 318-A: SCP-318 was discovered after reports of an individual stalking and attempting to court a female in ███████, ████. After the female in question rejected SCP-318's advances, it went into a state of depression and was taken into custody by local authorities."

I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot
I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot
I'm Supersimp-simp-simp-simp, Supersimp
I'm Super-Super-Super-Supersimp, Supersimp
Yeah, yeah, Supersimp

Oh, I like to simp, I really love to simp a lot
Yeah, I'm a simp, which is totally something I don't say a lot
I'm really cool because simps are really cool
I like to simp, to gush, and to drool
I am Supersimp, yeah

(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
I'm Supersimp
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
I'm Supersimp
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh- you get the point)

I am a simp, and my name is Supersimp (Yeah!)
I simp for fruit and strawberry gamer girls (Yeah!)
I'm the best simp, except for the girl that I simp for (Yeah!)
I'm a superhero, and to the cute anime girls out there:
If you're lucky, I'll simp for you too (Oh yeah!)

Pogo

Pogoten

what have i unleashed

Jeez man, sorry. It was a joke, a mere joke. I know it's a sore subject for you and everything, and I'm never gonna tease you. But when Giru literally said that she's gonna make you wear boiled socks for the rest of your life, I mean, that joke naturally followed. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. Deepest apologies.
So, what's up

Change your Grav to Goten (it'd be funny)