Wall for Icyyyy (page 11)

[Chapter 1]
Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Pee Ben 10's Legacy

It was a normal day in Pee Bensville. Actually it was Kansas but that's what Pee Ben had called it because he had a big ego. It was ten years since Pee Ben had been defeated by some villain from season seven whose name nobody can recall and was buried despite being still alive. However, when he finally dug his way out of the ground, he expected to see the world in ruins because plot armor hadn't allowed him to beat the bad guy who probably had pink hair. Surprisingly, the world wasn't in ruins. And on that day, the life of a young boy named Bee Pen "Dimension" Ten (why his nickname is Dimension was never explained and it was never used anyway so whatever) was going to be forever changed. Bee Pen was taking a hike because he hadn't went outside in like two years when he saw a figure with glowing red eyes approaching him. For whatever reason, he wasn't concerned in the slightest. But then he realized who the figure was: his hero who had mysteriously vanished ten years ago, despite the fact that Bee Pen hadn't been alive at the time, Pee Ben 10. "Is that... Pee Ben 10?!" he cried. They just looked at each other for a few minutes as dramatic music played in the background. "Hey." "Hey." "I thought you were dead or something." "No my plot armor finally kicked in." "Cool." "Yeah." "Yeah." This conversation, if you can call it that, had a deep meaning that nobody's been able to figure out yet. It was then that Bee Pen felt a strange feeling. It felt like... actually he just felt bored. But all of a sudden, his body was enveloped in a blue glow. "Okay, so I gave you and your friends some cool powers or something. And now I'm gonna die because my plot armor wore off. Bye kid." Pee Ben said before disappearing into nothingness. Bee Pen shrugged and dramatically cried for no apparent reason as the intro played, which was really seizure-inducing and featured a parody of We Don't Talk About Bruno playing on loop for twenty-seven minutes. After that, Bee Pen went to school and decided to tell his best friends Strawberry Shortcake and Spooky Simp Snake Man about what had happened. However, it took a while to get their attention because Strawberry Shortcake was talking about motorcycles and poker and some kid named Youyah or something weird like that while Spooky Simp Snake Man simped for her nonstop despite her not even knowing he was sitting right next to her. Once he finally got them to listen, they just blinked because they had no idea what he was talking about. "So you died and met yourself?" Spooky Simp Snake Man asked. "No! I met PEE Ben, not BEE Pen!" Bee Pen said furiously. His two friends said "ohhhhhh" like they understood despite not understanding. "He said he gave us powers... but what kind of powers?" Bee Pen wondered out loud. "We have powers other than simping? Since when?" Strawberry Shortcake asked, still not listening very well because she had headphones on and was loudly playing the theme song of her favorite show Magical Poker Starfish Midgets - The Adventures of Palm Tree Head on loop. Just then, Spooky Simp Snake Man decided to be an even cringier simp and hug Strawberry Shortcake. But the moment he did, they both magically disappeared in a flash of blue, leaving Bee Pen alone. Except for those other 200 kids who didn't notice anything for whatever reason. Bee Pen, being a good friend, didn't try to search for them or anything and they eventually magically appeared in front of him for plot reasons. "DUDE LIKE WHAT THE FRICK?!" they all said at the same time. "What happened to you?! You disappeared all of a sudden!" Bee Pen exclaimed. "Uh dunno I just hugged Strawberry Shortcake and magically transported to hell or something." Spooky Simp Snake Man replied. "How'd you get back?" Bee Pen asked. "Well, when we were attacked by creepypasta monsters, I hugged Strawberry Shortcake and was gonna declare that I have a crush on her for the tenth time- I mean tell her a really good strategy I had to escape when we reappeared back here." "Well alrighty then." The trio whirled around as dramatic music played again. Standing behind them (he had Sonic the Hedgehog's legs for some reason) was a Kyogre with Gau and Danny Phantom's hair who was very fat for no apparent reason. Bee Pen and Spooky Simp Snake Man gasped dramatically. "It's- it's-" "DANNY!" Strawberry Shortcake shrieked and started blathering to him about how much of a simp she was. He just looked bored. "Danny Gaumal Phantogre! I should've known you'd come here to steal our dimension-hopping-by-hugging powers!" Bee Pen yelled, declaring that his friends had traveled through dimensions so therefore they had. "Actually I just came here to tell you that you should shut up and that Spooky Simp Snake Man has a crush on Strawberry Shortcake." Danny replied. "Oh." After a long, awkward silence, Bee Pen acted like Danny had done something bad. "I'll show you for uh... you know, being a villain and stuff!" "Yeah, and I'll beat you up because... you're Bee Pen so yeah." Then Bee Pen tried to slap Danny while bragging about how cool he was, but Danny just kicked him really hard and he fell over. "BEE PEN!" Strawberry Shortcake screamed because screaming the main character's name and simping for anime characters was pretty much all she did. Spooky Simp Snake Man dropped to his knees and wailed like a little kid because reasons. "That was really something. Bye." Danny turned around to leave, but Bee Pen pushed himself up a little dramatically and glared at him. "Phantogre...! Come back here...! I'll teach you a lesson for..." Having absolutely no idea how to end that sentence, he passed out. When he came to, he was in a hospital even though he was barely injured. Strawberry Shortcake and Spooky Simp Snake Man were crying like he was dead and planning a funeral. "Hey you simps I'm still alive!" The two simps realized this and started crying harder because they thought he'd never wake up despite him being unconscious for literally five minutes. While the simps wailed nonstop, Bee Pen thought about his situation. His hero, Pee Ben 10, had granted him and his friends the ability to hop between dimensions when they hugged people. And now Danny Gaumal Phantogre was doing evil stuff or something like that. But before he could decide what to do, Spooky Simp Snake Man decided to simp for Strawberry Shortcake. He went on a three minute long love confession, but she didn't hear him because she was short and still had headphones on. So he hugged her, and they warped into a different dimension again. Bee Pen sighed very heavily.

The end.

Jun 1, 2022 by Gau

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Battle of the Simps

After Bee Pen left the hospital, he was planning to go back home and eat a whole bottle of honey while thinking very deeply. But before he and his friends Spooky Simp Snake Man and Strawberry Shortcake, who had apparently returned from whatever dimension they'd teleported to, could even cross the street, a voice called out to them dramatically. "Halt!" They turned around to see a three foot tall girl who was wearing cat ears. So they kept walking. After four minutes, Bee Pen and Spooky Simp Snake Man finally halted as the girl kept commanding them to do while throwing hissy fits. Then Strawberry Shortcake, who had been simping for a different anime boy than usual and was therefore lost in thought, bumped into Spooky Simp Snake Man, who simped for her really hard just because he could. Bee Pen, ignoring them, decided to ask the girl (who was about seven years old) a couple questions. "Who the heck are you and why did you want us to stop?" "My name is-" The girl tried to strike a pose, but her cat ears fell off and she had to put them back on. "Uh where was I- oh yeah, my name is Shrew Cart and I have a bone to pick with you because you were really mean!" she said dramatically. "I'm always really mean. What's your point?" Bee Pen asked. Shrew Cart's face went red with anger. "You were mean! And more mean than usual! You made Danny really upset!" she yelled. "Danny? Danny Gaumal Phantogre? For your information, he was doing, uh... evil stuff I guess, so he deserved it." Bee Pen replied with a shrug, still completely unaware of what Danny had or hadn't done. "Shut up! Danny didn't deserve to be sad no matter what he did!" Shrew Cart continued to yell. Bee Pen and his friends were about to leave, but Shrew Cart jabbed a finger at Strawberry Shortcake. "Stop right there, Strawberry Shortcake!" Everyone turned back around because Shrew Cart was even more ticked off than before. "You were even more mean than Bee Pen!" Strawberry Shortcake blinked. "Really? All I do is simp-" "Exactly! You're a Danny simp!" At this, everyone burst into laughter because they knew the little girl had to have hit her head or something to even have the thought that Strawberry Shortcake simped for Danny. "STOP LAUGHING! I HATE YOU!" Shrew Cart shrieked. "What in Gau's name makes you think I simp for Danny when I only simp for-" "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DANNY SIMP AND ALWAYS WILL BE A DANNY SIMP AND YOU'RE A DANNY SIMP!" "No I'm not." "Yes you are!" "No I'm not." "YES YOU ARE!" "No I'm-" "I HATE YOU!" Shrew Cart yelled. Again. Then, being driven crazy by the fact that everyone was understandably laughing at her, pulled a magic wand out of her backpack and pointed it at Strawberry Shortcake. "I'll make sure Danny NEVER likes you EVER!" "But he doesn't-" Shrew Cart, cutting Strawberry Shortcake off once again, waved around her wand and sang a really cringey song about being a Danny simp, which ended with "oh yeah Strawberry Shortcake is mean and a Danny simp so now I'm turning her and her friends into anime characters". As she annoyingly sang those words, there was a burst of smoke. And when it cleared, Bee Pen and his friends were gone. In their places were three anime characters. "Uh... what is this supposed to accomplish again?" Bee Pen asked. Spooky Simp Snake Man took one look at Strawberry Shortcake and started to simp for her even harder than before because now she had eyes the size of dinner plates which was apparently attractive for some reason. "Danny would never like an anime girl! So I win!" Shrew Cart declared while laughing maniacally. "Why am I blond?" Strawberry Shortcake asked, because that was the only thing she noticed that was off. However, before anyone could answer that question, Danny Gaumal Phantogre waddled over on his Sonic the Hedgehog legs. "What the hell?" he asked upon noticing that Bee Pen and his friends were now anime characters. Shrew Cart immediately started fangirling over him, much to the exasperation of everyone around her. "Danny now that I turned Strawberry Shortcake into an anime girl do you like me?" she eventually asked. Danny just looked at her like she was high. "Uh, no." he said, leaving before Bee Pen could accuse him of doing nothing in particular. Then Shrew Cart broke down in tears and everyone returned to normal-ish. "Oh yeah I guess I'm supposed to say something nice or something right?" Bee Pen asked himself. His friends shrugged, so he hesitantly patted the seven year old on the shoulder, and she looked up at him. "Bee Pen, I'm s-s-so sorry I-I was such a jerk to y-you and your f-f-friends..." she choked in-between sobs. "Okay." he replied. "That's it! As of now, you're my new bestie!" Shrew Cart told him, not crying at all anymore because reasons. "...What?" Spooky Simp Snake Man and Strawberry Shortcake asked. Bee Pen would've said the same thing, but he was too busy running away from Shrew Cart, who happened to be chasing him around at three hundred miles per hour for no apparent reason.

The end.

May 31, 2022 by Gau

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