Hi, I’m just a pretty stupid person. You can’t change my mind. I don’t play SwSh, but I spend way too much time on the internet (cuz I don’t have much of a life) and know it enough. I pay attention to music in games, and I actually wanna try making my own (even though most likely nobody would ever see it).
I suck at teambuilding, so I might ask for help with that. I don’t really care about points, I just want to help out the community. Don’t get me wrong, it’s cool to get points. My heart feels a fluttering joy after seeing that I have more points than I did last time I checked. Maybe that’s just because I never get points in the first place.
I also play Undertale, along other games like Animal Crossing.
If you see me, it’ll be in the chat most likely. You can just call me Steph :)
If you ever notice an Absol vs Umbreon war, I think I may have started that.
I use only mobile, except for...
Computer use count: 4
I have Pokémon Bank. Yay transfers.
Does anybody still play SM? Because I do. I have both of them, in fact. Idrk why lol.
I also have Pokémon X. And for whatever reason, Detective Pikachu. And for the record, LGP.
Pokémon X/Y is NOT as bad as everyone makes it seem. Give it a chance!
(Alright, maybe I’m just saying that because it was my first game, or because I like Kalos as a region)
Wall of Quotes from Pokémon DB (it’s funny without context):
“Facebook deleted our page for no reason so screw them.”
“It is will be available for Nintendo Switch or smartphones soon,“
“lolno. I have the right to put whatever I want on my website.”
“I won't stop doing anything just because you called me trash. It's called a trash can, not a trash can't.”
"Im not hurt, just stabbed in the heart by a knife!"
“Professional answer sniper, at your service”
“depressed people country”
“Vullaby is all female because you can’t very well have Pokémon changing gender on evolution, can you? (Stares intensely at marill)”
“You should probs say that its for god in the title”
“Mostly male, but I can be female, too.“
“Let's pain the magic with this brush“
“it's way too squishy and slow for that”
“I want to enjoy life rather than do something amazing with it.”
“I don’t know whether I want to downvote because I disagree with this change, or upvote because HT told me not to.”
“That’s rough. Being an obese tire does not sound fun.
“Greetings, we hail your existence on this area of the international Web of communication“
“Which of these hot Pokemon should I choose for my team.”
“why waste internet when I can waste the school's hotspot”
“Pokémon Sad and pokemon Hauhead-oh wait same thing“
“Hello, does this count as graffiti? I'm writing on my wall. I guess not as it's my wall”
“Source: dude trust me”
“we tried to reach out to the man who died, they were unavailable for comment”
“Space and time are in sword and shield. Sinnoh remakes confirmed???”
“Calling me Gladion is weird or something because I'm a girl. But calling me Glazio is a-OK. Even though Glazio is Gladion's name in Japanese.”
“Red spoke in Pokémon Masters because Flint is so obnoxious and dumb that even Red wanted to shut him up"
"Kirlia is evolving! Congratulations! Your pokemon lost its legs!"
“home depot is like a gateway drug”
“Magnificent danger bug”
“Since Rayquaza is approximately a metre off the ground, it should take it a tenth of a second to fall down like the pathetic snake it is.“
“Yeah and since the player is human, air resistance and friction with the help of gravity should have been enough to tear open his suit and throw the idiot back to earth, what he deserves for riding the magic snake into space.“
“But I suppose if your battles are mostly in back alleys or in Detroit, or heaven forbid a back alley in Detroit, then it's acceptable to give extra anti-shank EVs.”
“...whatever the name of that new fairy steel dog that doesn't get tired carrying a sword is.“
“Pokemaster said kicking is supposed to be a http://pokemondb.net/move/last-resort though..”
“Groudon created land. Kyogre created ocean. Mega Rayquaza created a new tier in Smogon.”
“By illogic, yes.”
“made up of 100% salt“
“Yay i always wanted to be strangled”
“thats where the trains live”
“I will be holding a vigil for the chinese notebook and will announce the mass extinction of paper tomorrow”
“the trains live in thomas's firebox”
"Type boosting item like Never-Melt Ice which it learns upon evolution."
“I sexually classify as a chair”
“you will never know ooooooh spooooooky noises waaaaaa wooosh ooooooooooh never know”
“He be expert, so he auto be friend”
“we're all dead inside :). No, actually. There's a skeleton inside ya”
“But I’d probably end up eating the shoes“
“Who needs parents when you could have fictional anime crushes?”
“I wish women didnt exist”
“is it true you keep luigis in your basement”
“so when you see broken glass, know that they were originally cockroaches”
“It didn’t take long for me to realize I’m better than everyone else.”
“A WHOLE MOO?!”
“Why come the Ralts go fainted?”
I used to have ridiculous links here, but it didn’t work.
There really needs to be a bulky electric type.
How is Mew (a very creative name) the ancestor of all Pokémon if it can’t breed?
When you infiltrate Team Rocket’s secret base because of a cubone.
If you go to any Bulbapedia article that isn’t a stub, and click on any internal link that isn’t in italics or parentheses, and keep doing that, you will always end up in the Canada page. (Thank you to sumwun for putting this on your profile. It’s a great gender).
“Fun fact: battle bond greninja is the only Pokemon that is not under the "shiny lock" but still can never be shiny” (thank you GmaxWaluigi)
Fun fact about me: I like HMs. They’re pretty cool.
Pronouncing FBI would say Phoebe. Just like how SwSh would say swish.
Apparently you can beat Leon with a team of level 1 Gastlies with the right breeding, items, and strategies. However, they will not stay level 1 for long.
You can also beat Leon with a single Magikarp as well.
Snom is an ice-type Pyukumuku, and Pincurchin is an electric-type one.
Turning the m in Snom upside-down would make it a w, and make Snow.
Wouldn’t it be interesting if Eevee evolved into a Pokémon called Luncheon?
Why is Absol a dark type if it just wanted to warn everyone?
Zangoose and Seviper, which are rivals, can breed together.
Why is Alolan Sandshrew still SANDshrew? I kind of get why, but they should be Snowshrews.
Vulpix are born white and with one tail. So are Alolan Vulpix born red-orange? Or do Kantonian ones become red-orange because of some sort of heat or sunlight?
Cubone wear the skull of their dead mother. But if you breed for one, the Cubone still have that skull anyway, and the mother is clearly alive.
And what if a Marowak had more than one child?
Team Skull wore masks before it was popular.
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“You know what I hate? That’s bepis. The taste. The smell. The texture. Hey... your drooling...”
If you’ve read the entire thing up to here, then I’m impressed. Great Job! Feel free to post “wall potatoes” on my wall (ONLY IF YOU HAVE READ THE ENTIRE THING lol), because I am very original ;)
(Yay people are reading this now)