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Yeah.

(I am finding the most interesting and random things on Bulbapedia sheesh.)

Did you know that there's a Poison-type Eeveelution?

It's called Burakkī. It's actually from Gen 2, the Gold/Silver Spaceworld '97 demo, which is in Japanese. It evolves from Eevee with something called a Poison Stone. Obviously it didn't make the final cut, same with quite a few Pokemon from the Spaceworld demo. There was also Rīfi, a Grass-type Eeveelution that evolved from Eevee with the Leaf Stone. While it didn't make it to Gen 2, Leafeon was introduced in Gen 4, so they kept the idea at least. They also had Ēfi, a Psychic-type Eeveelution that evolved with a 'Heart Stone'. It seems to be Espeon, so they kept that. Sadly I can't compare them by pictures since Bulbapedia didn't show me one of Ēfi. Funnily enough, there seemed to be no Umbreon at all. Sad.

They scrapped more than just a couple Eeveelutions. For example, there was Mikon, a Water-type pre-evolution of Vulpix, and Shibirefugu, an evolved form of what seemed to be Qwilfish. There were also Pokemon like Manbō1, a Water-type Pokemon, and its evolutions, Ikari and Gurotesu, which were both Water/Steel-type.

Very fascinating.

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Gold_and_Silver_Spaceworld_%2797_demo
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Gold_and_Silver_Spaceworld_%2797_demo/Pok%C3%A9mon

Gyarados' early name was Skulkraken.

"The Pokédex is also present as a Key Item with index number 0x09 and can be accessed during battle, much like Ash does in the anime. It also causes the VRAM to load the overworld tileset and turns the HP bar to letters when used in battle."
-Bulbapedia

That amuses me and I'm not exactly sure why. Oh wait:

Ash: "(uses Pokedex in battle)"
Pokedex: "(displays info on a Pokemon)"
Player: "(uses Pokedex in battle)"
Pokedex: "(VRAM loads overworld tileset and HP bar turns to letters)"
Player: ";-;"

iwnded

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:YGlitchDexC9.png
^glootch decks

"Trades between Pokémon games in different languages are possible; however, a Japanese game cannot connect with a non-Japanese game without causing corruption. This is due to the fact that the games cannot automatically translate the Pokémon data from Japanese to a different language or vice versa, since neither game fully encodes both kana and the Latin alphabet (only encoding one fully and the other partially). If a battle between a Japanese game and a non-Japanese game is attempted, the battle simply does not work, with the save files left unharmed."
-Bulbapedia

"h 4Pゥ ゥ... learns twelve Super Glitch moves, eight of which crash the game.
At one point, it learns five Super Glitch moves in a row (all of which crash the game)."
-Bulbapedia

Tau Wheeler

Primal's Time Machine


"'Sup?" Pika asked as she stepped into Primal's laboratory that he apparently had. "I'm going to go back in time and get those darn Shiny Legends from the old Gen 2 event thingies." he answered before Water Spouting a machine he was working on. By some sort of magic, it powered up. "DERRRRRRPRPPPRPRPRPRRPPRPRPPR I GOT A NEW SONG CALLED 'N PEE TAKES FLIGHT'" came the shrieking voice of Parlor Swipple as she tried to break into the lab. Primal groaned. He knew that if she was there, N was there, and possibly Groudon, Lusamine, and Josh Kool. So he tossed Pika into the machine and got in himself as it traveled back through time. Pika fell out, rather dizzy from the fact that she had just went back in time. Primal casually exited. There was no N in sight, so clearly it was a success. "We're here! Back in the year 2000 and something I guess!" Primal exclaimed. Pika crawled across the ground and hit her head on a trash can which made it roll into a twenty-something years younger Parlor Swipple. Primal facefinned. "OMDERP YOU'RE SUPER UN-LAMEHEADICAL SO I'M GONNA SING MY NEW SONG CALLED 'I WANT A BOYFRIEND WITH GREEN HAIR AND ONE LETTER FOR A NAME' SO GET READY" she screeched. Pika slowly stood up, looking confused. "Brace yourself." Primal said. "AAAAAHHHHHHH I NEED A GREEN-HAIRED BOYFRIEND WITH ONE LETTER FOR A NAAAAAAME HE NEEDS TO BE THE KING OF SOME DUMB ORGANIZATION YEAH YEAH DORP HE NEEDS TO SHARE MY NONEXISTANT MORALS AND EAT THE YUMMY DELICACY CALLED BAKED BEEEEEEAAAAAAANS AND LOVE MY MUSIC BECAUSE I'M A RICH CELIBREATTY OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IIIIIIIIIIIT OH HE NEEDS TO LET ME PEE IN THE BATHTUB BECAUSE WTF IS A TOILET I'M TOO DERPING SMART FOR THAT AND THEN WE'LL TURD IN EACH OTHERS' BEEEEEEEEEEEEDS" She bowed after finishing her 'song'. But Primal and Pika were long gone. But then Pika klutzily bumped into twenty-something years younger Lusamine. "OMPEE DERP" she exclaimed. Then she looked at Pika who was about to run away. "OH MY DERP YOU'RE AS CUTE AS MY SON I'LL HAVE IN SEVEN YEARS" "You plan your children in advance?" Primal asked. "YEAH I'LL NAME HIM AFTER A FLOWER LIKE A DAISY DORP AND THEN I'LL DRESS HIM UP LIKE A PRINCESS" Pika immediately felt overwhelming pity for Gladion. "Oh, what Gladion must've struggled through..." Pika whispered. "At least she didn't name him Daision." Primal replied. They backed away slowly as Lusamine went insane blabbing about ways she'd torture her future son. Pika casually sung My Heart Sings For You for little reason, but then a green-haired idiot heard them. "OMGEE IS THAT PARLEEEEER SWEEEEEPLE'S MOMMY ON THE LEEENK CABEEEL" It was twenty-something years younger Ghetsis, who wanted to marry Parlor Swipple's mother for some reason. "Oh crap." Primal said. Ghetsis ran up to Pika and picked her up. As you can expect, she was terrified. "OMG PARLOR SWIPPLE MOMMY YOU SURE GOT SHORT DORP WHEN DID YOU PUT ON A TUXEDO YOU LOOKED BETTER IN YOUR POOP EMOJI OUTFIT" Ghetsis shrieked. Primal Ice Beamed him in the face which made him let go of Pika who ran for the hills. Primal followed. But then Pika nearly crashed into Gladion and then nearly fainted because this was twenty-something years ago and he wasn't supposed to be alive yet. He folded his arms and glared at them, very much alive and thirteen years old. "I saw Parlor Swipple smearing baked beans on the lab so I assumed you were in it. Surprise surprise, you had traveled through time... again. Now what are you up to this time?" he demanded with a stern glare at Pika, who was trying not to giggle like a schoolgirl over him again. "Oh hi Daision. Yeah I was trying to get some Shiny Legends from some events from the past so I went back to the past to get the Shiny Legends from the past." Primal explained. "But that's just- wait, Daision?" "Yeah Loser- I mean Lusamine said she wanted to name her son after a daisy, and you're her son." "Well she needs to be put in a mental institute. Come on, we're going home to our own time." Primal would've Water Spouted him, but he knew Pika would try to kill him and he decided he'd just come back when Gladion was asleep. They went back into the time machine and arrived back at Primal's lab. Gladion casually stomped over dead Josh Kool alts and Pika followed him while trying to give him nuzzles. Primal, bored, loaded up Crystal. "Well I'll be!" he exclaimed. Inside his PC Boxes were Shiny Legends.

The end.