Wall for y-chai (page 122)

(says random stuff to self while swearing for no reason and wishes to write a story about Pika x Gladion with Pokemon turning human for some reason and falling in love with the regular humans) PIKA GET THE FLAMETHROWER.

Hello I bored in the whee.

The Glazio News
8/22/2020
News flash: frick Feebas. Oh, I beat Giovanni, leader of Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot, on Ultra Moon. What a nerd he was. Also, Traitor Dude AKA Faba got demoted, so he's a fricking massive loser confirmed. Seriously, that dude betrays Aether and lets all these evil nerds just walk in... to advance his career. Pardon me while I punch his nose into tiny shards. But, anyway, here's some Sol and Luna, who eat tuna. Eclipse sends out Pokemon named Sapphire, Shadow, Zizzy, and Luna. Pika can't recognize them except for Zizzy the Litten, although Luna reminds her of Vulpix. Then Nick sends out Feebas, Honedge, and Buneary. Eclipse is startled because they both have Honedge, which is the Pokemon that Eclipse named Shadow. Also did you know that Buneary can grin unnervingly? It's true. Most of the Pokemon start playing with each other while their Trainers sit around and do basically nothing. Pika wonders in her thoughts where Rotom Dex is, and he suddenly pops out of nowhere and gives out info about Hau'oli City Beachfront, which is where they are. He also says that they can just call him Rotom, which I will happily do, thank you very much. And Buneary apparently likes to alert Pika that Nick is staring at her. Because it does. Then a very excited voice calls Pika's name and tackle-hugs her to the ground. Who could it possibly be? Yeah it's Hau. But he apparently doesn't notice that he's drowning Pika, whose face is being unintentionally shoved into the water. Oops. Because that's... funny... right? Pika starts panicking, and the next thing ya know, Hau's being pinning to the ground by Nick, who is yelling his head off for nearly drowning Pika. Hau, of course, is pretty darned scared because he had no idea that he was about to unintentionally take Pika's life. Also, shout-out to Pika for being a fricking moron and screaming while her face is underwater. Bright idea, doofus! Anyway, Flare asks Pika if she's all right, and her response is to lose consciousness. She passes out for only a couple minutes and is shaken awake by Flare. How does she know time has passed? Because Nick is no longer about to strangle Hau. Perfect time-pass-teller-method-thing. See ya!

what

YVELTAL

Wow nice 5000 points
And great yveltal grav too

CONGERS FOR FIVE KAY

First step in teambuilding: finding out what Pokemon characters to name them after.

(screams because I dunno what to name them)

Thanks!  And I just want to say that it's a shame you can't be On as much anymore.

congrats i mean