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Gavin started screaming like a little kid and got into a fight with Réku.
So they tussled on the ground for a while and tried to clobber each other.
But then a duck pecked Gavin on the nose.
If a duck can really peck someone.
Then it tried to eat his face.
I'm not even kidding.
Of course, he totally lost it and tried to hit the duck with a frying pan.
He luckily missed, but the duck was pretty mad.
So all the ducks swarmed him and started trying to peck him.
By the time Gavin had got the ducks away, he looked pretty rough.
He wasn't hurt very bad, but he was angry and tired.
So he surrendered.
He said Réku could keep the ducks in his house for the week, but only if they were confined to one room.
Réku chose the guest room.
Then Réku insisted that he stay as long as the ducks were there.
There were two reasons for that.
One, some friends of his mom's were coming over to his house.
His mom was a horrible cook who made things like roasted bananas in garlic sauce and chocolate-covered pork chops.
Well, maybe not those things specifically, but 'fancy' foods that were just there to impress guests but tasted like they were dug out of the bottom of a garbage can and garnished with parsley just to look like they hadn't been dug out of the bottom of said garbage can.
They were bad was the point.
And the sad part was that, when Réku rejected the food, his mom made a show of telling the guests that he was bratty and misbehaved.
Because clearly you're just a disobedient child if you don't like to eat rotted chicken hearts dipped in lemon and mushroom juice.
That had been sitting behind a radiator.
For three years.
Which is why Réku was always stealing food from peoples' gardens.
And two, he wanted to play the video games on one of Gavin's fancy video game machines.
Gavin said he had, at last count, seven hundred and forty-three games.
And that he cared about around six.
Réku wanted to play them all.
Some of them were for young kids.
Some of them were for adults.
He had beat three hundred and ninety-nine games so far, and was desperate to beat one so he could get the total to four hundred.
So, that night, Gavin's parents luckily still hadn't come home.
They were nice, but if they saw twenty ducks quacking and flapping around the house, they'd probably lose their minds.
Réku had went home and come back with a sleeping bag.
Then he had hoarded all the ducks into the guest room.
With food and water, of course.
But when he went into Gavin's room and set up his sleeping bag, Gavin came in.
"Réku." he said calmly.
When he wasn't angry, he was usually calm.
But this wasn't the regular calm.
It was the faked calm.
"Yeah?" Réku replied.
He didn't notice how Gavin's seemingly straight face was twitching.
He was going to say something calmly, Réku was going to laugh and not believe it, and then realize that Gavin was serious.
It had happened so many times before.
"There's a duck egg in my tea kettle."
It was worse than I had thought.
Gavin loved drinking tea in the middle of the night to calm his nerves.
Which explained why his nerves weren't very calm.
As expected, Réku burst into laughter.
But then shut up when he saw that Gavin was about to lose his mind again.
"Oops, must've forgotten to lock the door."
"There's a duck egg! In my tea kettle!" Gavin screamed.
The most predictable part is when Gavin screamed in Réku's face.
And when Réku shrugged helplessly.
"Make duck tea!" he suggested before busting into laughter again.
"The duck egg is glowing purple!"
More laughter.
I decided I'd go into the kitchen and look.
Sure enough, there was a duck egg in Gavin's tea kettle.
And it was indeed glowing purple.
Which isn't exactly natural for a duck egg, I'm pretty sure.
I picked it up and went into Gavin's room.
He had grabbed Réku by the shoulders and was screaming in his face while shaking him back and forth.
Réku squirmed out of Gavin's grip when he noticed the duck egg.
"Ooh, cool! Is it magical?!" he cried and snatched it out of my hand.
But then he dropped it.
And I heard a crack.
"There is duck liquid on my shoe."
Gavin just seemed to adore stating the obvious.
"Ooh, it glows too!" Réku cried and kneeled down to take a closer look.
Glowing, blue-colored liquid was coming out of a break in the egg.
And was pouring onto Gavin's shoe.
And the floor.
At first I thought it was yolk.
But then I saw a tiny head poke out of the shell.
It was more than a head.
The shell broke away as the duckling pushed itself out of the egg.
It was covered in that glowing blue liquid.
It was actually pretty cool to look at.
The duckling looked like any regular duckling.
Except for the small, glowing, bright purple mark on its chest.

"Ducks! There are ducks in my house!"
I knew immediately who was yelling. It was the angry, dumbfounded, ticked-as-frick yell that could only belong to Gavin.
I'd know, he yelled like that all the time. If it wasn't one thing, it was the other.
He wasn't a little kid or anything. He was thirteen, a year older than me.
He just got really mad really easily.
Well, sure enough, there were ducks in his house.
Lots of them.
I had been getting myself a bowl of cereal, as neither Gavin nor his parents minded if I ate their food.
The next thing I knew, there was a duck sitting in my cereal.
Obviously, I didn't feel very inclined to eat it after that.
That's when Réku burst in through the door, panting. He looked around at the ducks and at Gavin, who looked like he was about to attempt to murder everyone and everything.
"Aha! There you are!" he said and picked up one of the ducks. It had a pendant hanging on its neck.
Ah yes, princess of the ducks.
How glamourous.
That's when Réku noticed that Gavin looked pretty ticked off.
"Oh, they must've gotten in through your window, sorry." he said, scratching his head and laughing.
He acted like a little kid half the time, which was funny, as he was thirteen as well. Only slightly younger than Gavin, though it wasn't currently a year difference.
"What are these ducks doing in my house?!" Gavin demanded.
"Quacking?"
As he said that, a duck quacked, as if to prove that they really had flown in through Gavin's window just to quack.
Well, not really flown in, but went in.
Whatever.
"That answers a lot, idiot, now explain!"
"I'm babysitting them!"
The look on Gavin's face was priceless.
Réku sighed.
"They're Pain's ducks."
Now that I thought of it, Pain did have ducks.
They were her pets.
Though I'm not sure why she chose ducks to be her pets when cats were her favorite animals.
It always felt weird saying Pain as a name.
Pain wasn't her real name. Her real name was Rose, but she said she wanted to be called Pain.
She said it was because the thorns of roses caused pain.
And because everyone said she was a pain.
"I had only turned my back for a second and they ran off!"
It was Gavin's turn to sigh.
Very angrily.
"Réku. I don't care if they're the Queen of England's ducks or if they swam across the state to get here. I want them the frick out of my house!" Gavin yelled.
Réku flinched slightly, but then shrugged.
"Well, if they decided to stay here, then there's nothing I can do about it. Just lock the doors and windows and it'll be fine."
Then Réku recieved a diamond-melting glare.
"What do you mean, there's nothing you can do about it?! Get them out!"
Boy, was I glad Gavin's parents weren't home at the moment.
"I can't get them out! They undid the locks on their little shed and I've been hoping I could find a place to keep them for the rest of the week! This is perfect!" Réku said enthusiastically.
Gavin's jaw nearly hit the floor.
And yes, that was an exaggeration.
A slight one.
"I am not keeping a hoard of ducks in my house for any time! They'll flap everywhere! They'll keep me up all night quacking! They'll eat all my food! And my house will be covered in duck eggs!"
"Actually, you don't need to worry much about eggs. There's only one girl. The other nineteen are boys."

He said it so casually, as if twenty was the regular number of ducks for people to have locked in their house.
"Twenty ducks?!" Gavin screamed.
He literally screamed.
So while Gavin had a heart attack and Réku tried to reason with him, I sat there at Gavin's table in the nearby kitchen.
With a duck sitting in my cereal.
"C'mon, Bobby! You wouldn't mind ducks in his house, would you?" Réku asked desperately.
"Since when does Bobby get to decide what birds are nesting in my house?!"
There were times I regretted visiting Gavin.
And I also regret the sleepover I arranged so that I could stay up all night eating candy and drinking soda without my mom and dad scolding me.
Now I'd probably go to sleep and wake up with four ducks in my sleeping bag.
And now that Réku was here, I'd have to sit through the night hearing him snore, because he had twenty ducks in Gavin's house and wouldn't mind sleeping over.
Réku doesn't just snore.
He snores insanely loud.
And talks in his sleep a lot.
He once cried out "Dad! The postmaster ate my new puppy's leg!" in his sleep.
So I had to sit through the night imagining postmasters eating puppies.
What on Earth does that kid dream about?
Actually, I don't want to know.
When he says things like "Oh no! My snot is poisonous and catches fire!" and "Stop puking on my bed just because it's made out of mice!", I don't think I'd make it through the rest of my life without ending up in a mental hospital if he explained.
I didn't reply to Réku's question, hoping that the situation would be sorted out in a sane manner.
Of course, that didn't happen.
Gavin started screaming like a little kid and got into a fight with Réku.
So they tussled on the ground for a while and tried to clobber each other.
But then a duck pecked Gavin on the nose.
If a duck can really peck someone.
Then it tried to eat his face.
I'm not even kidding.
Of course, he totally lost it and tried to hit the duck with a frying pan.
He luckily missed, but the duck was pretty mad.
So all the ducks swarmed him and started trying to peck him.
By the time Gavin had got the ducks away, he looked pretty rough.
He wasn't hurt very bad, but he was angry and tired.
So he surrendered.
He said Réku could keep the ducks in his house for the week, but only if they were confined to one room.
Réku chose the guest room.
Then Réku insisted that he stay as long as the ducks were there.
There were two reasons for that.
One, some friends of his mom's were coming over to his house.
His mom was a horrible cook who made things like roasted bananas in garlic sauce and chocolate-covered pork chops.
Well, maybe not those things specifically, but 'fancy' foods that were just there to impress guests but tasted like they were dug out of the bottom of a garbage can and garnished with parsley just to look like they hadn't been dug out of the bottom of said garbage can.
They were bad was the point.
And the sad part was that, when Réku rejected the food, his mom made a show of telling the guests that he was bratty and misbehaved.
Because clearly you're just a disobedient child if you don't like to eat rotted chicken hearts dipped in lemon and mushroom juice.
That had been sitting behind a radiator.
For three years.
Which is why Réku was always stealing food from peoples' gardens.
And two, he wanted to play the video games on one of Gavin's fancy video game machines.
Gavin said he had, at last count, seven hundred and forty-three games.
And that he cared about around six.
Réku wanted to play them all.
Some of them were for young kids.
Some of them were for adults.
He had beat three hundred and ninety-nine games so far, and was desperate to beat one so he could get the total to four hundred.
So, that night, Gavin's parents luckily still hadn't come home.
They were nice, but if they saw twenty ducks quacking and flapping around the house, they'd probably lose their minds.
Réku had went home and come back with a sleeping bag.
Then he had hoarded all the ducks into the guest room.
With food and water, of course.
But when he went into Gavin's room and set up his sleeping bag, Gavin came in.
"Réku." he said calmly.
When he wasn't angry, he was usually calm.
But this wasn't the regular calm.
It was the faked calm.
"Yeah?" Réku replied.
He didn't notice how Gavin's seemingly straight face was twitching.
He was going to say something calmly, Réku was going to laugh and not believe it, and then realize that Gavin was serious.
It had happened so many times before.
"There's a duck egg in my tea kettle."
It was worse than I had thought.
Gavin loved drinking tea in the middle of the night to calm his nerves.
Which explained why his nerves weren't very calm.
As expected, Réku burst into laughter.
But then shut up when he saw that Gavin was about to lose his mind again.
"Oops, must've forgotten to lock the door."
"There's a duck egg! In my tea kettle!" Gavin screamed.
The most predictable part is when Gavin screamed in Réku's face.
And when Réku shrugged helplessly.
"Make duck tea!" he suggested before busting into laughter again.
"The duck egg is glowing purple!"
More laughter.
I decided I'd go into the kitchen and look.
Sure enough, there was a duck egg in Gavin's tea kettle.
And it was indeed glowing purple.
Which isn't exactly natural for a duck egg, I'm pretty sure.
I picked it up and went into Gavin's room.
He had grabbed Réku by the shoulders and was screaming in his face while shaking him back and forth.
Réku squirmed out of Gavin's grip when he noticed the duck egg.
"Ooh, cool! Is it magical?!" he cried and snatched it out of my hand.
But then he dropped it.
And I heard a crack.
"There is duck liquid on my shoe."
Gavin just seemed to adore stating the obvious.
"Ooh, it glows too!" Réku cried and kneeled down to take a closer look.
Glowing, blue-colored liquid was coming out of a break in the egg.
And was pouring onto Gavin's shoe.
And the floor.
At first I thought it was yolk.
But then I saw a tiny head poke out of the shell.
It was more than a head.
The shell broke away as the duckling pushed itself out of the egg.
It was covered in that glowing blue liquid.
It was actually pretty cool to look at.
The duckling looked like any regular duckling.
Except for the small, glowing, bright purple mark on its chest.

"Ducks! There are ducks in my house!"
I knew immediately who was yelling. It was the angry, dumbfounded, ticked-as-frick yell that could only belong to Gavin.
I'd know, he yelled like that all the time. If it wasn't one thing, it was the other.
He wasn't a little kid or anything. He was thirteen, a year older than me.
He just got really mad really easily.
Well, sure enough, there were ducks in his house.
Lots of them.
I had been getting myself a bowl of cereal, as neither Gavin nor his parents minded if I ate their food.
The next thing I knew, there was a duck sitting in my cereal.
Obviously, I didn't feel very inclined to eat it after that.
That's when Réku burst in through the door, panting. He looked around at the ducks and at Gavin, who looked like he was about to attempt to murder everyone and everything.
"Aha! There you are!" he said and picked up one of the ducks. It had a pendant hanging on its neck.
Ah yes, princess of the ducks.
How glamourous.
That's when Réku noticed that Gavin looked pretty ticked off.
"Oh, they must've gotten in through your window, sorry." he said, scratching his head and laughing.
He acted like a little kid half the time, which was funny, as he was thirteen as well. Only slightly younger than Gavin, though it wasn't currently a year difference.
"What are these ducks doing in my house?!" Gavin demanded.
"Quacking?"
As he said that, a duck quacked, as if to prove that they really had flown in through Gavin's window just to quack.
Well, not really flown in, but went in.
Whatever.
"That answers a lot, idiot, now explain!"
"I'm babysitting them!"
The look on Gavin's face was priceless.
Réku sighed.
"They're Pain's ducks."
Now that I thought of it, Pain did have ducks.

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Journeys:_The_Series#Trivia

- The Japanese name for this series retains its original title: Pocket Monsters. [What did they call the other series? Magical Monster Games?]
- The design for the Japanese logo of the series is shared with M20 and M21, which are not canon with the main series. [I'll be casually pretending I know what that means.]
 - This also makes it the first series logo to not be colored in any shade of green, being completely blue instead. It is also the first one without any 3D perspective, having a flat 2D design. [I'm blue.]
- Netflix provides an epilepsy warning at the beginning of each episode after the TV rating chyron, thus marking the second time that the warning has been used outside of Japan, the first time being Mewtwo Strikes Back—Evolution. [WORNINK POKEYMANZ CAN CASE SEESURES!!!!!111!11one!!11!1]
- This is the first series:
 - To be set in more than two game-original regions. [They should've named it "How Ash Traveled The World (Again)".]
 - To be dubbed by Iyuno-SDI Group (formerly known as Iyuno Media Group) and Goldcrest Post. [The post office dubs Pokemon?]
 - Since Pokémon the Series: Ruby and Sapphire where Ash's outfit is not directly influenced by the male player character's outfit for the concurrent generation. [Playsh Charechum.]
 - In which Ash wears shorts instead of long pants in his standard outfit. [He wears shorts in Galar/around the world but not in Alola?]
 - In which the first Pokémon Ash caught was fully evolved, was not introduced in the current generation, and was a pseudo-legendary Pokémon. [Wait he caught a pseu- oh yeah Dragonite.]
 - In which Ash catches a Ghost-type, baby, regional form, and Fossil Pokémon. [Ash does not need a child.]
 - In which Ash has Mega Evolved one of his Pokémon. [He didn't do that the series that literally introduced Mega Evolution? Loser.]
 - Other than the original to be put on an extended hiatus; in this case, it was brought on by a production shutdown due to concerns from the COVID-19 pandemic. [Oh NOES virus!!! POKEDAIMS ON HYTIAS!!!]
 - In which Ash only has one traveling companion. [(insert some dumb song about going solo here)]
 - In which Ash does not have a female traveling companion. [Because Goh is better.]
 - In which one of Ash's male traveling companions owns a Pokédex. [Pokdebex.]
 - In which a main character other than Ash catches all starter Pokémon of the current generation. [Ash creying right about now.]
 - In which Ash does not participate in a Pokémon League. [Ash creying more right about now.]
 - In which Ash's journey does not tie in with the journey from the games. [Ash creying into a vodka bottle right about now.]
 - In which Team Rocket owns a Pokédex. [...Why would anyone give them a Pokedex?]
 - To feature a main series episode where none of the main characters make a physical appearance. [Blank Journeys.]
  - It is also the first series to feature a main series episode where Ash and Pikachu are completely absent. [OH NO!!!!1!!111!!!one!!11!!1]
 - To feature a movie that is released outside of July. This was due to the COVID-19 pandemic. [Wait they have a movie?]
 - In which a main character catches a Legendary Pokémon. [ebik]
 - In which two protagonists catch the same Pokémon; with Ash and Goh each catching a Farfetch'd, though Goh catches the Kantonian form, while Ash catches the Galarian form. [They ran out of Pokemon to catch so they had to catch the same things.]
 - In which a main character owns both a Pokémon's regular form and its regional form. [See above.]
 - In which Ash reunites with his traveling companions from more than one previous series. ["Hey, my 588678455365 friends! Nice to see you again!" -Ash]
 - In which one of Ash's released Pokémon appears outside of the series they were released in. [Is Butterfree back or something?]
 - In which previous main rivals to Ash besides Gary make appearances outside of the series they were introduced in. [Damn rivals destroying anime canon.]
 - To feature an opening with more than two different versions in one series. [Sounds like something I'd do. There'd be a different intro each episode so that anyone who makes a wiki on it dies before finishing the page. Just because.]
 - Since Pokémon the Series: Black and White to feature a generic eyecatch rather than a guessing segment. [They got rid of Who's That Pokemon?!]
 - In which Pokémon Eggs are given generic designs, contradicting their designs from previous series. [Damn. I loved that.]
 - In which the concurrent generation's regional Professor does not debut in the first two episodes. [Maybe he alzheimer's and forgot he was a professor.]
 - In which Ash defeats a Champion and an Elite Four member. [When you win the Pokemon League and still don't beat the Elite Four/Champion:]
 - The "To Be Continued" text is removed in the dub. It is only maintained in the first episode and Official YouTube channel videos. [They change everything, don't they?]
- The first Japanese ending theme of this series was used for 70 episodes, longer than any other Japanese ending. [They really liked that Japanese ending.]
- This series features the most of Ash's former traveling companions from previous series out of any series, with twelve making physical appearances. ["Hey, my twelve other friends! Nice to see you again!" -Ash]

"How can you read his thoughts? He can't even speak."

"Appropriate reaction when you wake up and see a caveman there."

"You look like Sam from Stardew Valley."

"...Pogo, what the hell sound was that?"

"I don't think my mother ever told me that..."

"Good boy!"

"Yeah. Nothin' screams victory like your teammate being blasted to death twice by a bunch of plants."

Cosmic Suicide Headbutt
"Do it again and maybe you'll actually die."

Akira: "You suck."
Me: "I just realized what a wonderful sense of humor you have."

"Super Caveman RPG: Legend of the Seven Pogos."

"Mountain cowboys."

"Tell Pogo to get off the psychedelics."

"Yeah, I got a question. Why are you pointing a gun at me?!"



You obtained mermaid tights.
"What the f*ck am I supposed to do with those?"
[I blame Akira for making me so compelled to swear.]

"Oh dear god my shinobi's wearing tights."

"Personally, I'd rather not wear pants at all if I were you."

"Damn dogs."

"Meat."

"I'd be screaming too if MY friend was nearly murdered!"

"Stop... it. Stop it."

"ONLY POGO CAN DO THAT!"

"Ooh, an Occult Pendant. Lovely."

"Oh, so my shinobi friend isn't wise enough for ya?! Oh wait. The tights."

"How does he- don't answer that."

"Hey, Taki! Get your butt in gear!"

"His true potential is to wield some big-ass axe."
[Annnnd I blame PX and her "big-ass electric attack" line for that one.]

"...Y-You've grown..."

"Outta the way, butthead."

The portal seems to lead outside.
"Someone get me outta my mind, I hate these thoughts, I can't de-"
[I'm sure I didn't sing that right but I was close.]

"Aww, Cubie."

"Pogie loves the robot."

"I can't button."



"Pogo's wisdom is faltering."

"Wow, I'm wiser than I thought. I did that accidentally."

"So wis."
[wis]

"Aroun' roun' roun' the clock..."

"HOLY CRAP I FIGURED IT OUT I WISDOMMED!"

"Gonna rock around the clock tonight, gonna rock, rock, rock 'til broad daylight, gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock toniiiiight!"
[There is a reason I randomly remembered that song.]

"Are you sure about that" -Bee Pen (who cantn't reed)

Oh okay. Thank u, I'll put up a friend request.

Hi again. Whats your Discord?

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Spooky Simp Snake Man's Great Escape (Or Not)


When Spooky Simp Snake Man opened his eyes, he realized he had no idea where he was. Which wasn't new. He looked around and realized he was standing in a large tube in what looked like a laboratory. He banged on it with his fists and started screaming a lot. "HELP ME! HEY! HELP ME! WHERE AM I?! HELP ME! WHAT'S GOING ON?! HELP ME!" he cried, but it was in vain. As he started crying hysterically, loud violin music started playing and a door opened. Turning around to see what was going on, to his horror, he saw Evil Motorcycle Lady standing there. "E-Evil Motorcycle Lady...!" he gasped, realizing that this wasn't good. He watched as she went over to some futuristic console looking thing and tapped buttons and whatnot. The door closed. "You did this... you captured me!" Spooky Simp Snake Man exclaimed. Evil Motorcycle Lady laughed evilly and motorcyclely. "So you remember... good." "Let me out right now!" he yelled, banging on the tube again. "Or what?" Evil Motorcycle Lady asked, casually turning around. Spooky Simp Snake Man fell silent upon realizing he didn't know how to reply to that. So he went back to crying. "Oh, Strawberry Shortcake... I'm so sorry that I... that I won't be simping for you as much anymore..." he sobbed quietly. He remembered Melony, who had stolen his heart and made him even more of a weird simp, but he'd thrown away like the piece of fruit she was. He remembered the girl he'd simped for because she looked at him in a concerned way one day, but had turned down his confession. He remembered that other girl he'd simped for because she was sitting next to him at school so therefore love, but had moved to Japan upon hearing that he had a crush on her. He still needed to ask her how she felt. So many girls and fruit who he'd never be able to simp for again because he was stuck in a tube in god-knows-where. "Would you shut up back there?!" Evil Motorcycle lady yelled, getting sick and tired of Spooky Simp Snake Man's hysteric sobbing. So he shut up. For three seconds. "What do you want with me?!" he demanded. Evil Motorcycle Lady groaned. "We need to use you to feed our lord and savior, Annie May Simpinius, the simp energy she needs." Before Spooky Simp Snake Man could ask what in god's name that was, he suddenly heard a cracking sound. When he turned around to investigate, he realized that his constant pathetic sobbing and banging had cracked the tube. As it shattered, and Evil Motorcycle Lady's jaw hit the ground, he realized this was his opportunity to get out of there. He charged at Evil Motorcycle Lady, and she was too caught off-guard to stay standing and fell to the ground. Spooky Simp Snake Man quickly got up and started mashing buttons. However, he was sprayed in the face with hot coffee and hit over the head with an air freshener. As he tried to recover from the savage beating he'd gotten from a pine-tree shaped air freshener, Evil Motorcycle Lady suddenly picked him up like he was two and a half pounds and stupidly flung him at the console. Not only did he hit the bright red button with "OPEN/CLOSE DOOR" on it, but he also hit the lime green "RELEASE SIMPS" button. She realized just how stupid she'd been as a bunch of bewildered simps' tubes opened and they started running out the door. She shrieked angrily and shoved Spooky Simp Snake Man out of the way, pressing the button that closed the door. Unfortunately, by the time she did, Spooky Simp Snake Man was the only simp there. She started to cry as she realized just how much she hated her job. Spooky Simp Snake Man attempted to sit up, but Evil Motorcycle Lady suddenly pointed a squirt gun full of lemon juice at him. He shrieked and curled up in a fetal position as she stood over him threateningly, though beneath her sunglasses, she looked like she hadn't slept in a week. "All right. The other simps might've escaped, but..." An evil grin spread across her face. "Annie May Simpinius doesn't care how many people simp, as long as they simp enough." Spooky Simp Snake Man trembled, terrified of lemon juice, and hoped for a miracle. But just then, somebody lunged at Evil Motorcycle Lady. Caught off-guard again, as she thought all the simps had left the room, she started spraying lemon juice everywhere. As it touched the console, said console blew up and Evil Motorcycle Lady's hair caught fire. She screamed, ran around, and started rolling on the ground. When the fire was put out, she whimpered "I... hate this job..." and passed out. After Spooky Simp Snake Man's brain put together everything that'd just happened, he turned to face his rescuer. His jaw dropped. Standing in front of him was a girl with really long pink hair who was dressed like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, fake mermaid tail and all, which made him wonder how she walked. But more importantly in his mind, he found her beautiful for some ungodly reason. "You... you saved me... t-thank you..." he whispered, uncurling and slowly standing up. The girl's eyes widened. "You saved me first! I-I couldn't just stand there and let that mean lady hurt you!" she gushed, her voice sounding like a cat whose throat was filled with peanut butter purring. Spooky Simp Snake Man's nose bled. They gazed into each others' randomly colored eyes, simping heavily. "I'm... I'm Spooky Simp Snake Man." "Really? What a great name! My name is Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo, but you can call me B. Roo for short." she said flirtatiously. "Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo? That's a beautiful name..." Spooky Simp Snake Man murmured. They started at each other more and simped a lot. Then they smooched. But then Evil Motorcycle Lady regained consciousness and wished she hadn't. Spooky Simp Snake Man and Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo whirled around, somehow still smooching, eyes wide with horror. "I... am going... to kill you both..." Evil Motorcycle Lady rasped, so angry that she wanted to break a table over somebody's head. The two simps stopped smooching, and Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo clung to Spooky Simp Snake Man's arm, terrified. He gulped.


To be continued...

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - On The Road Again


"ONE, TWO, THREE, AND MAYBE SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX! MAKING EDGY TEENAGERS AND WE'LL BE KILLING MORE!" As Deathberry Bloodcake edgily tap-danced on stage, her mohawk waving around wildly, Bee Pen's head slumped down. He had been forced to listen to the song on loop for about seventeen hours, and it was weakening his already loose grip on reality. Meanwhile, Shrew Cart started sobbing, worn out from all the shrieking and thrashing she'd been doing. Catherine Mag'enta Alzheimer's Goose Northeast glared at them, and Archibald Benson sighed depressedly. "ALL OF YOU BE QUIET! DEATHBERRY BLOODCAKE IS MY FAVORITE SINGER, YOU PREPS!" Catherine screeched, partially drowning out Deathberry Bloodcake as she sung about typical edgy emo stuff. "LET'S GRAB OUR KNIVES AND STAB TEDDY BEARS AND STUFF AND WRITE THE NAMES OF OUR EMO CRUSHES IN FAKE BLOOD!" "LIKE, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE EDGY DEATH MEMORIES WITH DEATHBERRY BLOODCAKE?! IT'S MY FAVORITE SONG! IT TOTALLY CAPTURES THE DEPRESSING SORROW AND EVILNESS OF BEING A GOTHIC VAMPIRE LIKE ME!" "UNDERNEATH YOUR DARK EMO BASEMENT, THAT'S WHERE WE'LL COMMIT REALLY AWESOME CRIMES, YOU AND ME!" "YOU JUST DON'T WANNA HEAR IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF UN-EDGY UN-NOT-UNCOOL PEOPLE WHO HATE DEATHBERRY BLOODCAKE FOR EXPRESSING HER VERY DARK AND EDGY SELF!" "WHEN WE'RE WHINING BECAUSE PEOPLE HATE US, IT'S GO! THIS EDGY SONG FILLS MY BLADDER UP WITH PEE!" Just when Bee Pen was about to break his chair off and jump off the nearest bridge while hoping that the river would carry him to a less emo place, a boy suddenly leapt through the air, about four feet above his head, making an annoyingly loud sound that could make glass shatter. Catherine jumped out of her chair and stuck out her arms as if she was going to throw him like he was in a mosh pit or something. However, he missed her by a third of an inch and landed face-flat on the ground. Archibald Benson sighed gothically as Deathberry Bloodcake's horrifically bad music stopped. When the boy stopped whimpering and stood up, a spark of hope... sparked in Bee Pen. Despite the fake fur coat and lime green hair with red and black streaks that dragged along the ground similarly to Catherine's, he looked like Spooky Simp Snake Man. So desperate to get out of the nightmarish dimension he was in that he would even turn to Spooky Simp Snake Man to help him, and temporarily forgetting that he was surrounded by edgy versions of his friends and himself, he nudged Shrew Cart, who seemed to be having a mental breakdown, with his elbow. Her eyes widened as she looked up. "Spooky Simp Snake Man! You're here! How'd you- oh, never mind! Please get us out of here!" she pleaded. But the boy, who wore a name tag with 'Gothic Fanboy Reptile Guy' written on it, looked at her like she was the crazier one. "What are you talking about? My name is Emogo!" he said. At that moment, Bee Pen's single remaining bit of hope for humanity was ripped from him. Gothic Fanboy Reptile Guy went over to Deathberry Bloodcake and started simping for her, but she yelled at him for being off-key and late and fired him. He cried a lot. Bee Pen, deprived of all sanity, suddenly chewed through his ropes and started bashing the chair with a rock until it broke into a million pieces. Archibald Benson and Catherine's jaws dropped. Bee Pen then hugged Shrew Cart, and they dimension-hopped. After a moment of silence, Gothic Fanboy Reptile Guy turned to Deathberry Bloodcake. "You're still fired." she growled. He cried a lot. Again. Meanwhile, in a different dimension, the door of the garage that was attached to the house Mighty Midget had been squatting in opened. Some lights shone from the darkness, and an ice cream truck dramatically flew out into the street, playing that dingy music that ice cream trucks play. Right behind it was a hot pink e-tricycle, plugged into an outlet in the garage by a very long cord. And on that tricycle was a boy wearing a white onesie with pink hearts all over it and a large heart emblem thingy with 'SS' written in large reddish letters that strongly resembled strawberries. His hair waved in the breeze, and he took a deep breath. "I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot! I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot! I'm Supersimp-simp-simp-simp, Supersimp! I'm Super-Super-Super-Supersimp, Supersimp! Yeah, yeah, Supersimp!" Spooky Simp Snake Man sung to the tune of the ice cream truck melody in an extremely repetitive and annoying manner. Mighty Midget gave him a thumbs-up from the window of the ice cream truck, and he smiled before continuing. "Oh, I like to simp, I really love to simp a lot! Yeah, I'm a simp, which is totally something I don't say a lot! I'm really cool because simps are really cool! I like to simp, to gush, and to drool! I am Supersimp, yeah!" The two kids were so caught up with the theme song Spooky Simp Snake Man had come up with on the spot but pretended he'd come up with earlier that they didn't notice Evil Motorcycle Lady and Bald Man McGee's 7'11" son, Bald Man McJunior, tailing them. This time, Mighty Midget also took a deep breath as he joined in. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!" "I'm Supersimp!" Spooky Simp Snake Man sung, following his lead. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!" "I'm Supersimp!" "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-" "HEY! ARE YOU TWO REALLY THIS STUPID?! EVIL MOTORCYCLE LADY'S TAILING US!" Dark Sky screamed at them from his really cool motorcycle. Both kids jumped, as they hadn't realized that he was there, but ignored him. "I am a simp, and my name is Supersimp!" "Yeah!" "I simp for fruit and strawberry gamer girls!" "Yeah!" "I'm the best simp, except for the girl that I simp for!" "Yeah!" "I'm a superhero, and to the cute anime girls out there: if you're lucky, I'll simp for you too!" "Oh yeah!" Spooky Simp Snake Man used his two non-simping braincells to try to come up with more lines for his 'amazing' theme song, but the plug that was plugged into his e-tricycle came out, and his e-tricycle fell on top of him as he hit the ground. He whimpered, and Dark Sky's face slammed into his handlebars as he slowed to a stop. "Supersimp!" Mighty Midget cried, poking his head out of the ice cream truck window as the melody continued to play. Suddenly, Bee Pen and Shrew Cart appeared in the middle of the road, completely confused. But before anyone could do anything, Evil Motorcycle Lady and Bald Man McJunior drove by, grabbing Spooky Simp Snake Man by his arms and narrowly missing Bee Pen and Shrew Cart. As Mighty Midget gasped, Evil Motorcycle Lady stuck her tongue out at her arch-nemesis and drove off into the distance. "Was that- was that Spooky Simp Snake Man? Bestie, what's going on?!" Shrew Cart shrieked to the equally-clueless Bee Pen, who shrugged. "You know Spooky Simp Snake Man?!" Mighty Midget asked, climbing out of the ice cream truck. "Uh, yeah. Who the heck are you?" "I'm Mighty Midget, and Supersimp- erm, Spooky Simp Snake Man is a friend of mine. We were on our way to stop this crazy simp motorcycle cult and rescue his girlfriend or... whatever we were doing, but they snatched him! Please, you gotta help!" he pleaded, sounding even less like a superhero than usual. Before Bee Pen could reply, he was shoved into the ice cream truck, and Shrew Cart quickly followed. "Come on, we're going to their secret hideout!" Mighty Midget said before zooming off. Dark Sky, thoroughly exasperated, followed after him and his newfound friends. "WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS!" he yelled from his motorcycle again. Bee Pen, broken by the day's events, passed out and dreamed about setting something on fire.


To be continued...

XD

That'd be funny honestly.