Thanks for the F! As for your Nuzlocke, it sounds good so far, and I would love to see you do updates about it in your about me, like I do! I would love to watch your Nuzlocke unfold.
Feb 2, 2021
by
~Obstagoon-Marnie~
N’s Funeral
Once upon a time, a HeadEcks truck could be seen driving around horribly. It threw out letters that most people didn’t care about. “DOERP COM TO EN’S FUNEREL HE DED AND DEDTH AND COME MORN HIS DEDETH” it read. The Frocky Whee Heads came to celebrate N’s death. When they arrived, they saw N, Parlor Swipple, Groudon, Josh Kool and his alts, and Gligurr and his alts. “DEORP HI IM DED AND WE AR MORNING FORME” N said. “But you’re not dead.” Gladion said. “OHEMGEE MY FEELEEENGS ARE HORT!!!!1!1!1!1!1!” N screeched. A ton of Josh Kool alts charged towards the Frocky Whee Heads. “FUC YOU FUCHEDS YOU HURT ENNETH’S FEELEENGS I A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND I GOOD AT POWKEEMONS!1!1!!1” Josh Kool screamed. He started throwing his alts at the Frocky Whee Heads, but accidentally hit Gligurr. He was enraged. He and all of his alts surrounded Josh Kool in a big circle and stood there idle. “FUC YOU GLIGURR UR A FUCHED WHEN I BECOME A MOD IM GOING TO BAN YOU HAHAHAHHWHAJZJEHUQIAOSNDBEHIAOAKSNBDUDUX-“1@292@‘n!!-!!1n!!!” Josh Kool screamed. The Gligurr alts grew closer and closer to Josh Kool. Meanwhile, N ran towards the Frocky Whee heads. “DORPEE I’M GOING TO PEE MY PANTS INTIMIDATINGLEE” he said. Pika hit him in the head with a hammer, and Hau put him in a coffin that was at the funeral for some reason. “Hopefully he actually dies this time.” Gladion murmured. Meanwhile, Josh Kool and Gligurr and their alts engaged in combat with their fists (and baked beans). Then, Shauna’s head came out of the ground. “PRIMAL. MEMORIES. NOW.” She screeched. Thankfully, Groudon stomped over, and crushed Shauna’s head. “I ATE A BAKED BEAN AND PARLOR SWIPPLE PEED WHICH MADE ME PEE MYSELF REE” he screamed. “I don’t care.” Primal replied. Primal proceeded to throw him, and he went flying away. Parlor Swipple then came. She noticed Josh Kool and Gligurr fighting, and thought to “sing” some “cool music” to make the fight sound “cooler”. And this she did. “DERP I PEED MY PANTS AND N DIED I BROKE UP WITH HIS FACE AND MARRIED HIS FINGERNAILS!!1!$273!” She “sang”. N then crawled out of his coffin. “DEORPEE PARLEER SWEEPLE LETS START DATEENG AGAIN” he screamed. Parlor Swipple accepted. They ran over to kiss, but Josh Kool and Gligurr ran them over, and made a huge pile as they tripped over N and Parlor Swipple. Then, they Time Bomb that the Frocky Whee Heads had stuffed down N’s throat exploded. The lameheads went flying, and were scattered everywhere, injured. “Should we help them?” Hau asked. “Are you high?!” Gladion replied. “Yes, very.” Hau said in return. Nobody said anything for a minute. Then, they all burst out laughing and danced around the injured lameheads.
The end!
Feb 2, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
"If Game Freak doesn't give Aerodactyl Brave Bird Head Smash the next generation it appears in, they better expect a file of complaints about Game Freak." -Porygon-Zangoose, 2021
Feb 1, 2021
by
-RisingManectric-
You should check out my Nuzlocke! I added more updates to it.
Feb 1, 2021
by
~Obstagoon-Marnie~
Yeah, that was the same case when I asked for a Spheal moveset. A LC Spheal moveset never showed up, so I assumed it was unasked.
Jan 31, 2021
by
~Obstagoon-Marnie~
I was wondering if you could read my about me? It has details of my progress of Pokémon Emerald Nuzlocke so far, I would would like for you to check it out.
Jan 31, 2021
by
~Obstagoon-Marnie~
The fog of mystery
"Ugh. I can't seem to find anything!" Said Goh disappointed. .
"It's probably too cold for anything or anyone to be out here." Said Ash.
"But I was really looking forward to catching something..." Goh said, heavily disappointed. Goh sat on the snow and laid back on a snowman. "Hey Ash?"
"Yeah Goh?" Questioned Ash.
"Are snowmen supposed to be hot?" Goh and Ash turned around to see that what they thought was a snowman was really a Pokemon.
"Darmanitan!!" The Pokemon bellowed before bouncing up and down. The snow started to melt wherever the Pokemon bounced.
"What is that?!" Asked Goh, shocked at the Pokemon's energy.
"I'll check the Pok-"
"There's no time for the Pokedex, Ash! Come on. It could be a new Pokemon! Let's go catch it!" Goh ran after the bouncing snowman Pokemon into the dense forest. Ash put away his Rotom Phone and chased after Goh. The bouncy snowman Pokemon melted snow wherever it landed. The Pokemon also broke off some tree branches as it bounced deeper into the forest. Suddenly, some fog rolled into the forest.
"Goh, slow down! Let's stick closer together. I can barely see with all this snow and fog!" Said Ash.
"Okay, but I don't want to lose that Pokemon!" Said Goh. Ash and Goh continued to rush through the forest.
"Dar Dar Dar Dar, Darmanitan!" The Pokemon said. Ash and Goh saw the snowman Pokemon spring onto a high rock platform.
"Wait, no! Comeback!" Goh said to the Pokemon.
"Daaarrrmaaaaannitaaann!!" The Pokemon teased before bouncing away.
"Dang it!" Said Goh, disappointed that he couldn't catch a new Pokemon. "Well, there's always next time." Said Goh.
"Um, Goh, check this out." Ash said. Ash pointed to the spot where the Pokemon had sank into the snow before springing up in the air and landing on the rock platform. In that spot was a man and a Machamp. They were frozen and had been buried by the snow. "We need to get some help, now!" Ash said.
...
"I'm so glad you two found this man and his Machamp. I can't stand the thought of what would have happened if you hadn't been there any time sooner." Said Nurse Joy. The man was wrapped up in blankets on a couch near a fire. Down the hall, two Indeedee were staring through the glass at the Machamp. "How did you even find him?" Asked Nurse Joy.
"We were chasing a snowman Pokemon." Explained Ash.
"Hey, do you know what kind of Pokemon that is?" Asked Goh.
"Oh! You must be talking about that Zen Galarian Darmanitan. It's evaded capture from everyone that's found it."
"Galarian...Darmanitan..." Said Goh, disappointed. " I was hoping we discovered a new kind of Pokemon..." Goh sighed as he sat down and looked around.
"Pika!" Pikachu said suddenly, disrupting the silence.
"What is it buddy?" Ash asked. Pikachu jumped off Ash's shoulder and ran twoards the door.
"Pika Pika!" Pikachu said. Ash and Goh opened a door and saw a boy desperately trying to drag a injured Toxtricity to the Pokemon Center.
"Don't worry we will help you!" Said Ash and Goh, quickly rushing to the boy. Ash and Goh picked up the Toxtricity and rushed it inside.
"What happened?" Asked Ash once everyone was settled inside.
"I was in the forest trying to find a place to rest." Said the boy. "Suddenly, a thick fog rolled in. Me and my Toxtricity heard the sound of a Pokemon approaching. I turned around and saw a flash. Toxtricity fell over fainted, and the Pokemon went away!" The boy explained.
"A Pokemon came out of nowhere and attacked you? Strange." Said Goh.
"We'll investigate this. Don't you worry!" Said Ash. "Hey, we never got your name." Said Ash.
"My name is Timothy." The boy said.
...
As the day continued, more and more people came rushing into the Pokemon Center with stories about being lost in the forest, a fog rolling in, and an unknown Pokemon attacking in a flash and leaving. Nobody saw what the Pokemon was or what color it was. All everyone knew that it was fast and powerful.
"How are we going to find that Pokemon if we don't even know what it is?!?" Ash said in frustration.
"We don't even know what we are dealing with. We should probably leave this to Officer Jenny." Said Goh.
"It- it's Calyrex. Calyrex Shadow to be more precise." Ash and Goh turned to see that the man they had brought in earlier had woken up.
"What is a Calyrex?" Asked Ash.
"Pika pi..." Pikachu was also confused.
"Well, I guess I should tell you about the legend of Calyrex." Said the man. "Take a seat." The man said while patting the two spots on the couch that were next to him. Also, my name is Mark."
Jan 30, 2021
by
Mr. Fish