Ty™
2 minutes ago
actually im vegetarian
A typical glance
2 minutes ago
Sorry but eating pigs is cannibalism for you ty
Aug 16, 2020
by
iloveflareon
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Have you seen Sol and Luna??? Oh wait, no you haven't. And Gladion isn't introduced yet. Frock. XD
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
Gla-Gla is Pika's hero.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
seconds ago
Servant*
Jason the Sly Nicvee
a minute ago
And HIS setvant, Lord Helix
Jason the Sly Nicvee
a minute ago
Arcoos is your God
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Me: "NOOOOOO WE CAN'T KILL A GOD!"
Jason the Sly Nicvee
2 minutes ago
Lol
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Gladion: "Kill me."
Jason the Sly Nicvee
2 minutes ago
XD
Jason the Sly Nicvee
2 minutes ago
Nice
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Yeah, and that's why I love it, Jason. XD
KitKåtKK2
3 minutes ago
Gladion, with one Luvdisc stuck to his face!
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Alg-Alg
Jason the Sly Nicvee
3 minutes ago
"Gla-Gla" sounds like a child trying to say your name. XD
KitKåtKK2
3 minutes ago
And the winner is...
KitKåtKK2
3 minutes ago
Times up for the contest.
KitKåtKK2
4 minutes ago
Hm.
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Gla-Gla
Jason the Sly Nicvee
5 minutes ago
Dang it, I hate typing on mobile -.-
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
Bye
Jason the Sly Nicvee
5 minutes ago
PK
Jason the Sly Nicvee
5 minutes ago
Cya PO
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
Use Self-Destruct!
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
Welp gtg
KitKåtKK2
6 minutes ago
*weezing
KitKåtKK2
6 minutes ago
I got Koga’s week
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
Oh, X, the ritual's over.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
7 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Because Pika = adorable.
KitKåtKK2
7 minutes ago
I’m gonna head over to fuchsia city and steal it
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
It looks cute.
KitKåtKK2
7 minutes ago
:O
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
And an image of Pika wearing a Gladion hoodie springs into my mind.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
8 minutes ago
.o.
KitKåtKK2
9 minutes ago
hold on! We forgot the stolen weezing!
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
...Holy frick that would be awesome.
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
I could wear a Gladion hoodie over it and take it off in the heat so people could see my t-shirt.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
9 minutes ago
For the shirt
Jason the Sly Nicvee
10 minutes ago
If only...
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
I need to be clothingly insane as well.
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
I am mentally and physically insane. I want a "Keep calm and love Gladion" t-shirt now.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
11 minutes ago
V.V
KitKåtKK2
11 minutes ago
Only mentally insane? Your whole body is insane.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
11 minutes ago
Oh lord Helix...v
Glazio Kawaii
11 minutes ago
(does the I Want Gla-Gla Cheek Nuzzles dance)
KitKåtKK2
11 minutes ago
On
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
Yeah if there was any question that I'm mentally insane it's been answered.
KitKåtKK2
12 minutes ago
Lillie (over video call): um... why is there a statue of my brother there? And why are you competing for his cheek? I’m hanging up...
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
The boys can just laugh at Parlor Swipple's charred remains and watch the competition while going "holy crap what did I get into". XD
Jason the Sly Nicvee
12 minutes ago
._.
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
Whichever girl wins gets Gla-Gla cheek nuzzles.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
13 minutes ago
:000
PrimalKyogre
13 minutes ago
They are fighting for cheek nuzzles
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
The gladion fangirl cult
Glazio Kawaii
14 minutes ago
I'm caughting Luvdiscs and they keep trying to Sweet Kiss Gladion and so it's hard.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
14 minutes ago
Lickily I sprayed Off on me
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
The members of the fangir cult
Glazio Kawaii
14 minutes ago
Oof, Jason.
PorygonZangoose
14 minutes ago
So, who all is participating?
KitKåtKK2
14 minutes ago
(Takes a video, and sends it to Lillie, who is just as confused as gladion)
Jason the Sly Nicvee
14 minutes ago
Bugs are eating me rn ;_;
Aug 15, 2020
by
Gau
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Whoever catches the most fangirl luvdiscs wins
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
Porygon, it's the Gladion Cult ritual Parlor Swipple sacrifice. :)
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
But Parlor Swipple's dead anyway, so it doesn't matter if you are, KitKat. :)
PorygonZangoose
a minute ago
What's going on?
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Me: "We-a sacrificed to ya."
KitKåtKK2
a minute ago
Besides, I knew there was thunder (and lightning) the whole time! My cloak also had an anti-lightning shield!
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Gladion: "...What in the name of fricking frock just happened?"
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(battles people for cheek nuzzles)
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
Ok how will this competition work
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
Ok now you can compete for cheek nuzzles
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
It's enhanced with Gla-Gla's magic.
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
*is invincible
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Dude, the statue isinvinicble.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
2 minutes ago
Thx. Had a spicy chkn sammich
KitKåtKK2
3 minutes ago
(Points at barely visible mark)
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
No it didnt
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Welcome back, Jason! :)
KitKåtKK2
3 minutes ago
And the lightning hit the statue
Jason the Sly Nicvee
3 minutes ago
Back
SnivlerTheSnivy
3 minutes ago
Ok goodbye benches
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
110 BP, to be exact.
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Then how does it have over 100 BP, KitKat?
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
I used thunder, which brings lightning
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
X we're sacrificing Parlor Swipple now and N is super duper ded.
KitKåtKK2
4 minutes ago
Thunder is a sound
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
But you aren’t immune to being struck by lightning
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Oof, Dark.
KitKåtKK2
4 minutes ago
Did you expect me to be unprepared?
DarkVoid_Z
4 minutes ago
help
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
But you got Thundered.
DarkVoid_Z
4 minutes ago
i have to write 342 lines of text
KitKåtKK2
4 minutes ago
Haha! My cloak was enchanted the whole time! I am immune to cult magic!
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
N just got his head cut off three times.
DarkVoid_Z
5 minutes ago
i chose to answer a question that is very long
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Welcome to the ritual sacrifice of Parlor Swipple to Gladion! :)
SnivlerTheSnivy
5 minutes ago
N Likes Taylor swift too btw
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
*:)
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Hi, Dark!: )
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
By good you mean dead right
SnivlerTheSnivy
5 minutes ago
*gabs N*
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
*XD
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Sorry, now she's ded. X
DarkVoid_Z
5 minutes ago
I've made a mistake
SnivlerTheSnivy
5 minutes ago
TAYLOR SWIFT IS GOOD
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
Just because you are in a black cloak doesn’t mean we didn’t see you
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Look who arrives in the middle of our chants!
PorygonZangoose
6 minutes ago
(watches from safe distance)
KitKåtKK2
6 minutes ago
Hey, I did it with a cloak, and you didn’t see meeeeee
SnivlerTheSnivy
6 minutes ago
NO
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
(begins ritual chants)
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
(Uses thunder)
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
And now we strike parlor swipple and KitKat with lightning!
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
(Gladion magic paralyzes KitKat for the rest of the day)
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
(Epically throws parlor swipple at KitKat)
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
YOU MUST NOT INTERFERE!
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
(statue head magically reappears)
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
NO
KitKåtKK2
7 minutes ago
(Grabs a rocket launcher and blasts the head of of the statue, but in a black cloak so you don’t see me)
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
“Ok cult! Before you guys compete for cheek nuzzles, we are sacraficing parlor swipple for some reason!”
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
(bows to Gladion statue and drops a lot of cruddy Parlor Swipple albums at its feet which quickly vaporize) It's a sign. The holy Hotly-Roof-Standing Gladion wants this to happen.
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
OK! You can start the sacrifice, Primal. :)
PrimalKyogre
9 minutes ago
Ok let us start the sacrificing of parlor swipple
Aug 15, 2020
by
Gau
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
(Grabs N by the leg and slowly drags him into the depths of the sea)
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
(makes sword of Gladion hair and slays N for the umpteenth time which we'll make double and make it rhyme)
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Just when I asked Primal to sacrifice Parlor Swipple...
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
Do I make a speech or something
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
OH CRUD!
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
Begin?
KitKåtKK2
a minute ago
*my grudge against you not finishing the sentence manifests itself as N healing himself, and he comes after you*
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Even if she finds out, she cannot stop the Gladion Cult. :)
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Primal, would you like to begin? :)
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
I hope my sister doesn’t find out that we murdered N and we are sacrificing Parlor Swipple
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
YAY
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Now to sacrifice Parlor Swipple! :D
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
All right we did it.
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
(magical beam of energy blasts N and his lamehead head is blasted off and stays off)
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
w h e e e e e e e e e e e e
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Aaaaaaaiiiiyaaaaaahhhh wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (yes those are the magical words)
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Gladion: "How do you know my last name is Aeth-"
KitKåtKK2
4 minutes ago
Finish the sentence, people!
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
We gotta ask Gladion Aether to stop N with his holy magic!
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
WAIT WUT
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
Yay they killed N now they can kill parlor swipple
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
OH NO HE GREW A NEW HEAD!
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
That one
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
(grabs rocket launcher and blows N's lamehead head off)
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
Let’s _________ Lillie too!
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Let's stop Mr. One-Letter Lamehead!
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
UH-OH!
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
Not that one
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
Ni
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
finish this sentence in the context of this conversation: Let’s
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
Umm glazio there is a lamehead who’s name has a single letter trying to stop the cult ritual
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
That was classic.
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
Me: "Lusamine captured me and Ladson beat me into a coma." X: "(runs out open door and slams it on way out)"
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Bye-bye, X! XD
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
XDXDXD
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
Ok bye lol
Mega-Blade X
7 minutes ago
Ok chats weird im going to go bye!
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
Gladion:”oh no am I gonna be responsible for another person’s death?”
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
Yeah Lusamine captured me and Ladson beat me into a coma.
Mega-Blade X
8 minutes ago
Ah*
Mega-Blade X
8 minutes ago
Ach
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
Fanfic reference.
KitKåtKK2
8 minutes ago
And I quite like Lillie
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
Gladion:”who the frick is Ladson”
KitKåtKK2
8 minutes ago
He... only has a sister. Not an evil brother
Mega-Blade X
8 minutes ago
Ladson?
Aug 15, 2020
by
Gau
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Hi, AR! :)
KitKåtKK2
seconds ago
Now I’m coming
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
*if we
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
What event
KitKåtKK2
seconds ago
Ooooooooooh
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Where we ask Gladion is we can murder his evil brother Ladson.
KitKåtKK2
seconds ago
Jk
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Lol
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Oh, and there's also an event afterwards.
KitKåtKK2
a minute ago
But... I don’t want to
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Bye jason!
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Oh, OK... bye-bye, Jason!
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
I am protecting the sacred fangirling ritual
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Ok well im staying here nonetheless
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
FROCK ME LIFE
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
*Gladion
Jason the Sly Nicvee
a minute ago
G2g
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Because they have crushes on Galdion.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
a minute ago
Neither
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Only female cult members get to cheek nuzzle.
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Or worshipping a statue of him
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
No, only the fanGIRLS compete for the cheek nuzzles.
Jason the Sly Nicvee
a minute ago
Nope
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Im not giving gladion a cheek nuzzle
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Nope
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
I’ll just swim
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Me: "The events will be sacrificing Parlor Swipple, worshiping the giant statue of you, and competing to see who gives you cheek nuzzles."
Jason the Sly Nicvee
2 minutes ago
Same
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
I'll stay here
KitKåtKK2
3 minutes ago
We must do it in Kanto tho, get on the plane
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Gladion:”Wait wtf”
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Also gladion:”well atleast I am being worshipped that is kinda cool or something”
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Me: "Shut up we're sacrificing a singer to you."
Jason the Sly Nicvee
3 minutes ago
Thx X
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Amazing, jason
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Gladion: "How in the hell did I get involved in this?"
KitKåtKK2
4 minutes ago
With my stolen Weezing
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
How odd
Jason the Sly Nicvee
4 minutes ago
SandaKONGA...XD
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
No we are sacrificing parlor swipple
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Ok glazio
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
We're sacrificing Parlor Swipple TO Gladion.
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
I dont want to do the konga tho, lol
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
NO YOU WILL NOT, X.
KitKåtKK2
4 minutes ago
Stolen weezing
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
I'll sacrifice some gladions
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
To pallet town to do the konga with me and my
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
Besides Y she can’t come cuz she likes parlor swipple
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Ok
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Yep! :)
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
Too the gladion cult sacrificing of course!
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
Everyone can come
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Where am i going?
KitKåtKK2
5 minutes ago
X can come too
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Yes?
Jason the Sly Nicvee
5 minutes ago
Omg, Glaz o.o
KitKåtKK2
6 minutes ago
And x
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
Yeah, sure! XD
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
CAN I JOIN
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
YAY
KitKåtKK2
6 minutes ago
Do I send out a weezing that knows self destruct, and do the konga with it in pallet town? Cause that’s what it seems like.
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
I found her fangirl cult dancing around a tree with gladion tied too it
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
We're sacrificing Parlor Swipple to the lord and savior Hotly-Roof-Standing Gladion. XD
Jason the Sly Nicvee
6 minutes ago
XD lol
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Yes, Primal. XD
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
Oh no is Glazio’s gladion cult doing that as one of their many gladion rituals
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
snowberi: "The smart vhoice? Leave and go find a new audio book, the not-as-smart thing is stay" Everyone: "(comes to chat a couple minutes after she leaves)"
Mega-Blade X
7 minutes ago
Some sort of satanic ritual
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Hi, X! :)
Jason the Sly Nicvee
7 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Hi, KitKat! :)
Mega-Blade X
7 minutes ago
I dont even know
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
The frickity frock is the X KANTO KOGA GOKA KONGO
KitKåtKK2
8 minutes ago
Glazio is here now too
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
Hi, Jason! :)
Jason the Sly Nicvee
8 minutes ago
Glaz! ;D
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
DO THE X KANTO KOGA GOKA KONGO
Aug 15, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
8/15/2020
I did some battles on the Battle Tree, so yay for me. Now to Sol and Luna. It's time for Pika, Flare, and Hau to recieve their starters. There's Rowlet, Litten, and Popplio, and a choice must be made. Flare and Hau let Pika go first, and she chooses Popplio, which happens to be female because you can't painfully soft reset in fanfics. She names it Sweetie because I suck with nicknames. Then Flare chooses Rowlet and Hau chooses Litten, who also happens to be his only option. They get their starters' Poke Balls and Pika forgot that Lillie existed, causing laughter to erupt from Lillie, Flare, and Hau. Pika glares at them, and Lillie is startled by said glare. Then she seems to whisper something about something reminding her of something, but they don't totally hear it, so they give her suspicous looks. Then Pika hears some people chattering about someone called Kahuna Hala. Then a fat and old guy appears, who asks if he missed something. He also mentions something called Tapu Koko. Then it's revealed that the fat old guy is Kahuna Hala as well as Hau's grandfather, in a scene that could use some work. Anyway, then Lillie says that Tapu Koko saved Pika from hitting the water and dying when Nebby blew up the bridge. Mr. Fat Old Hala Bread, and yes, I know hala isn't the real name of that bread, says that maybe Tapu Koko saved her to give her the Sparkling Stone she has. And the first thing Pika does is get ticked off for being called young lady and calls him a fat old man and asks what a Sparkling Stone is. Flare cracks up and Hau doesn't seem to care. Lillie tells Pika that she should probably have more respect for a kahuna, and Pika asks Lillie to explain. Lillie does, saying that kahunas are strong Trainers chosen by the Tapus or whatever. And Pika doesn't know what a Tapu is. Then Mr. Fat Old Hala Bread explains that the Tapu are guardians or whatever and which one's on which island and that they give Sparkling Stones to those they deem worthy. Yeah I'm a bit rusty on story don't mind me. He asks Flare and Pika if he can see their Sparkling Stones for a day, and that he'd return them afterwards. Pika hesitates but then realizes that Flare seems to think it's fine, so they both give him the snazzy rocks. Then Hau gets all excied because they were, like, chosen by Tapu Hot Chocolate. That confuses them as to what he means by "chosen". Flare asks what he means, and Hau says that since Tapu Koko gave them the Sparkling Stones, that means it must've chose them. That's all for now, see ya!
Aug 15, 2020
by
Gau
Yeah way too personal better not ask me again
Aug 15, 2020
by
Amethyst
Woah that's way too personal I can't answer that
Aug 15, 2020
by
Amethyst