Here, here, here we go
So they're finally here,
performing for you,
if you know the words,
you can join in too,
Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
as we take you through, this PokeBase Users rap!
Huh!
Experts, Reg. users!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
he's finally back (after 3 years of inactivity) to kick some tail,
his Answer Sniping Gun can fire in spurts,
if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt,
he's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
he's the first member of the PokeBase crew!
Huh!
Experts, Reg. users
PB, X is here!
This Expert's got style, so listen up dudes,
she can change her form, to suit her mood!
she's stormy and powerful when she needs to be,
she can cause Water Spouts, that uproot trees
if you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
with a skip and a hop, she's one cool Expert!
Huh!
KP, KyogrePulse!
He has no style, he has no grace (he's got no rhyme either)
this dumbass has a funny face,
he can wipe the smile off your face
and make you frown
He's such a bufoon,
this crazy guy just digs this tune!
Huh!
SS, Superiority
He's back again and about time too,
and this time he's the mod,
he can hide trash answers, close questions
with his PokeBase powers, he's one tough guy
He'll make you smile when he answers your questions,
but trolls beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
Fizz!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you,
it's the last member of the D.K. crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
can make a Kremling cry out for mummy,
can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze,
he may move slow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell* of a guy! (*Replaced with "heck" in later versions of the song.)
Huh!
I am too lazy to change this part and these characteristics apply to nobody!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
W-w-w-walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells.
Grapes. Melons. Oranges and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!
Then there's Coco, she's ded
Jan 12, 2021
by
themodernage
