Wall for y-chai (page 170)

Ow...

She was an inch away from guessing I have a crush on Gladion for the SECOND TIME. O_O;

I don't even know how to react if she ever finds out... O_O;

Internet slap? Oof, lol

What a great story <3

Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(Mom's joke of the previous day:) Mom: "Wouldn't you like your boyfriend's name to be Gladion-san?" Me: "...What?"

Not too much. What about you?

Sorry I left for so long!

Chat is dead. ;-;

(sees traumatizing Parlor Swipple lyrics on X's wall and tries to cleanse soul by looking at what is posted below)

I promise that you'll never find another Gladion fangirl like me

I know that I'm a dorkface who talks about poopy butt farts
I know I'm basically never logical in the fricking slightest
And you're the kind of dude who is tired of my riding you into space
(And it's funner than riding an actual car)
I know that I go crazy and not care
Because it doesn't matter and I don't care- wait I already said that
And I also put you in a frock and drove you through a derp tree pen
(And it's funner than riding an actual car)

But one of my brain cells epically rotted
Like a rotting brain cell, what else would it be like
Tragic X-mas Bus, when it comes to a Gladion fangirl
You'll probably never find another like

Me-e-e, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Which is probably a good thing in your case
But it's fun to drive you and you get ticked
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're a car who gets driven epically
And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain
And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e

I know I tend to make it about my Gladion obsession
I know you will soon get tired of my insanity
Although you probably have already, duh
(And that was pretty darned obvious)
And when we had that fight about I forget what
You told me you weren't my friend and I went "OK then"
And here we are now, with you being driven
(And that was pretty darned obvious)

'Cause I am the embodiment of insanity and whee
I live in Alola near Gladion's motel room
Tragic X-mas Bus, when it comes to a Gladion fangirl
You'll probably never find another like

Me-e-e, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Which is probably a good thing in your case
Let me bounce in your tongue-lined intestine
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're a car who gets driven epically
And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain
And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e

Hey, there's an I in "Gladion"
But there's also a "Glad"
Because I'm glad about insanity
I promise that you'll never find another Gladion fangirl like me
Hey, there's an I in "Gladion"
But there's also a "Glad"
Because I'm glad about insanity
I promise that you'll never find another Gladion fangirl like
 
Me-e-e (Yeah), ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (And I want Gladion huggles)
I'm the only one of pure insanity (I'm the only one of pure insanity)
And I said Faller X had a poopy fart butt in chat (And I said Faller X had a poopy fart butt in chat)
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Oh)
You're a car who gets driven epically (Oh)
And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain
And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e

Hey, there's an I in "Gladion"
But there's also a "Glad"
I'm the only one of me (Oh-oh)
But it's fun to drive you and you get ticked
(Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Because I'm glad about insanity
You can't spell "Gladion" without whee- wait there's no whee in Gladion
You're a car who gets driven epically
And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain
And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e

She made a song about hearts?