In the days when I blasted the beetle turtles off the forest's edge of sea, I went to the forest of Soup and said: "Mighty house of rotted seashells, answer my whim! I need to dance the Super E with a Great White Shark!" And I felt a magical energy of the soupy forest summon not a shark, but a magical bee head, and it spoke to me: "You are a loser of the third degree, and you shall not dance the Super E." And I, crestfallen, ran to the house of tomato lettuce, lined with expensive dirt, and cried for the magical pot of corn to hear me out. And a corn cob appeared, hitting me on the earhole, and I began to sing: "And I feel alive and I wanna take a dive where I can super die in the land of mummies and bye." When I recovered from the earhole corn opera, I screamed out to the radish bears and the fish rabbits: "Why why why must you troll me so when I ain't Josh Fool?!" And I fled to the world of Insane Insanity GameCube Butterflies, screaming for them to not troll me and instead troll the trool, Josh Fool. "You have been hit with the magical pot of corn cob operas, and so we must be souper ticked! Wake up, you fricking crazy person!" Then I awoke from the strange land of the GameCube Butterflies.
The end.
Jul 6, 2020
by
Gau
Note: I still haven't named the ridge and forest, so they have ??? next to them. I'm lazy, yes. Just imagine "??? Forest" as "The Forest Of No Name" and "??? Ridge" as "Ridge Of Le Nameless". You'll feel more entertained, I promise.
Chapter 1: Encounter At Starlit Dusk
Gladion's point of view
"Gladion? Gladion, it's morning..." said a voice. I stirred and lifted my head out of my blankets. I saw my sister, Lillie, standing over me. I rubbed my eyes and sat up. "Ugh.. what time is it...?" I asked her. "2 PM." I blinked in surprise. I'd been sleeping in a while. "Is something happening?" "Huh? Don't you remember?" "Lillie, if I remembered, I wouldn't have asked." I said, rolling my eyes. Why does she ask the most obvious questions? "...Oh. Tonight's Starlit Dusk. Aren't we gonna go see it." Starlit Dusk was an event that happens once a year, where, starting at around 4 PM, the sky shines orange throughout the rest of the day and the night. "Oh, yeah. I forgot about it." I muttered. Then I got up and made myself some food. Well, a sandwich. It was enough to fill me up, anyway. At roughly 3:30, which was about an hour and a half very slowly killed, we left. "??? Ridge is a good place to see Starlit Dusk." Lillie pointed out. I knew that, to get to ??? Ridge, we had to get through ??? Forest first, so we headed in that direction. Midway through the twists and turns of the forest, I suddenly got a weird feeling. I don't exactly know how to descibe it, but I felt worried all of a sudden... like something bad was going to happen. But we made it to ??? Ridge safely. We stood on the ridge and stared at the sky as it turned a vibrant orange. "Isn't it beautiful?" "Yeah." I responded. I wasn't all that into beautiful sights, but I had to admit, it looked really nice, like a sunset. After a while of watching it, we decided to head back. On the way back home, Lillie kept chattering about how nice it looked, but I was suddenly feeling all nervous again. What was making me feel like this? I looked around nervously, and Lillie stopped talking and looked at me. "Gladion, is something wrong? You look worried..." "Huh? Oh, uh... it's nothing. I just feel like-" I cut myself off as I saw someone lying still on the ground.
Jul 5, 2020
by
Gau
