Wall for y-chai (page 322)

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(laughs and cringes)

Felix⠀
31 minutes ago
Remember kids, violence is never the answer, unless the question is Jimmy

(Inside Aether HQ. Pika is pacing.) [Does she have a pacemaker? I'd like to know]
Pika: C'mon, Gladion, I wanna meet you face... to... face. [Isn't that rushing into things justttt a little bit?] (she paces straight into someone, knocking the other person over) [NOOO YOUR PACEMAKER MALFUNCTIONED!!!]
???: Omph! What the- [I wonder...]
Pika: Ugh, s-sorry... (she looks up to see that she literally ran into Gladion [Yup] who is faceplanted on the floor) [Told you that you were rushing into things] Oh my gosh, I am so, so sorry! Are-are you okay? [Awww isn't that cute. NO HE'S NOT WHAT IF YOU KILLED HIM???!!!]
Gladion: (muffled) Not exactly... (it came out as "ot xaly") [ot xaly? Is that a drug?]
Pika: (giving him a hand) Oh, wow, hi, Gladion, my name's Pika.
Gladion: How-how did you know my name? [She's a stalker] Ah, nevermind, [You don't mind?] I need to hurry. (he looks around, realizing all his papers are scattered everywhere ) [yay] No, no, no, agh, I'm gonna be late... (to self) And mother's already ticked at me... [double yay]
Pika: Well, um, Drifty and I can help! [He's mine. STOOOPPPPP] Drifty's my Sylveon, by the way. [we know] (she turns towards Drifty) Alright, Drifty, Whirlwind! [HUH???] (the papers scatter up into the air and remarkably go right back in order) [DOUBLE HUH???]
Gladion: Oh, wow, thank you. (he seems surprised that Pika helped just like that) [You better stop Pika, or I WILL find your mom]
Pika: No prob, always happy to help! Especially if it's you. (she winks) [Back off. Now]
Gladion: Uhm, alright then. Well, thank you. [So cuteeeee] (he leaves a slight smile on his face) [Double so cuteeeee]
Pika: You're welcome! [Gladion's my territory!!! *pulls Gladion away* HAH!!!]

Nooooo I accidently deleted my commentary! Here we go again :(

(Inside Aether HQ. Pika is pacing.)
Pika: C'mon, Gladion, I wanna meet you face... to... face. (she paces straight into someone, knocking the other person over)
???: Omph! What the-
Pika: Ugh, s-sorry... (she looks up to see that she literally ran into Gladion who is faceplanted on the floor) Oh my gosh, I am so, so sorry! Are-are you okay?
Gladion: (muffled) Not exactly... (it came out as "ot xaly")  
Pika: (giving him a hand) Oh, wow, hi, Gladion, my name's Pika.
Gladion: How-how did you know my name? Ah, nevermind, I need to hurry. (he looks around, realizing all his papers are scattered everywhere ) No, no, no, agh, I'm gonna be late... (to self) And mother's already ticked at me...
Pika: Well, um, Drifty and I can help! Drifty's my Sylveon, by the way. (she turns towards Drifty) Alright, Drifty, Whirlwind! (the papers scatter up into the air and remarkably go right back in order)
Gladion: Oh, wow, thank you. (he seems surprised that Pika helped just like that)
Pika: No prob, always happy to help! Especially if it's you. (she winks)
Gladion: Uhm, alright then. Well, thank you. (he leaves a slight smile on his face)
Pika: You're welcome!

Thx!!!!

OMG, that's the best! I'm about to DIE LAUGHING! XD

Kiara: Uh, yeah, we work there as part of Mission UR. [ur what? I'm PRETTY sure its spelled "your"]
Pika: Ooh, Aether equals Gladion and Gladion equals- [Cuteness with a side of cuteness?]
X: Lusamine! [yay]
Pika: What? I was gonna say something else entirely, but... [He's mine, back off]
X: No, I mean we have to go back. But Lusamine was furious when we left. [Sounds like her] (shudders) I hope she's calm now. ["I wouldn't bet your money yeeeeeeeet" Glazio, 2020]
Pika: Hmm... do you think that maybe I could help? [No]
Kiara: Well, I don't see why not. [Idiot]
X: I do. Kiara, we can't just say 'here's a new recruit'. That's not our job. [Yah recruit her. You'll die soon]
Mallory: (telepathically) What IS your job? [To meet Pika's mom]
Kiara: To rescue unfortunate Pokémon like yourself with nowhere else to turn to to. Sorry I quoted Ms. Lusamine. [LIAR]
X: I'll say. [YUP. KEEP ON SAYING]
Mallory: (telepathically) No, no, please no. I-I can't stand labs. Don't make me go and DON'T give me to some some stranger. [Yesss give her to a stranger!] (she buries her head in Kiara's shoulder)
Kiara: Shh, shh. It's okay, I won't leave you alone. Shh, okay. (X looks away but he has a small smile. Kiara, Mallory, and X jump off Solgaleo and get ready to head to Aether. Mallory does not return to her Luxury Ball, instead choosing to walk alongside Kiara. Pika follows, uninvited but cheerful)
Pika: So, are we walking or flying? [We're riding on your mom's back]
X: "We?" Pika, you can't just- [yah, she can]
Kiara: (giving X a sharp look) We're flying after we get off the Altar [Fly ON the Alter. Also, everyone is such a liar]. Mallory, you'll have to return then. You can come back out once we land at Aether. [You shall never escape!!!]
Mallory: (in Kiara's head) Okay, and thank you for saving me in Ultra Space. [Yeah you just wanna die in a Torture Chamber](everyone leaves the Altar. Pika is skipping instead of walking, Mallory is holding Kiara's hand like she were Kiara's little sister, and X is lagging behind) [Yessssss X lag behind like a king!!!]

(Altar of the Sunne. Pacing in front of the Wormhole entrance is a girl wearing a tuxedo and black pants. [A tuxedo? Where can I get one? Please say Old Navy or Target] She has short brown hair and bright, excited eyes. She is taken aback when the Wormhole widens and Solgaleo jumps out. [Its Solgaleo. Don't be surprised its not a Fire type] As an instinct, she pulls out a Poké Ball and calls out a Pokémon.) [You want to battle the thing that's not a Fire type? Huh?]
???: Drifty, I choose you! I know you can do it! Use Fire Blast! [Is Fire Blast Sylveon available for purchase? Or did it just steal a move that Solgaleo should get STAB from?]
Kiara: What the-! (Solgaleo flies away with Kiara and X, who is half awake and still on its back, successfully avoiding the kamikaze [Whaaaaaaaa] Fire Blast)
Mallory: (telepathically) What the hex nut is wrong with you [I don't know what a hex nut is. Should I be worried?] ? Are you TRYING to kill my new friends [Yes. Yes she is]?
???: Maaaybe, maaaybe not [Liar]. I AM however coma trying to st- wait, hold the Phione, did you just... talk... to... me?
Mallory: (telepathically) No, I was talking to to your mom [Where is the mom? I should meet her]. Yes, I talked to you!  
Kiara: (hissing) Mallory, stop. We don't know what this girl's capable of. She may be a hunter.
???: A-a hunter?! What?! Listen, my name's Pika. That's right, P-I-K-A, Pika.
X: Alright, alright, we get it! You're Pika like Pikachu [No she's Pika like a Pachirisu. Wait, your telling me there is a difference?]! Cool, but, uhm, wh-what are you doing here? Other than trying to torch us via- wait, Fire Blast? Hang on, where's the Fire-type?
Pika: No Fire-type... yet. Just Drifty. (she points at her Shiny Sylveon) He has... interesting moves. [Interesting moves? I didn't realise]
X: I'll say.
Kiara: Gah, we can't talk much longer, we need to head back to Aether real soon.
Pika: (wide eyed) Did you say "Aether?" [No, she said "Torture chamber"]