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I AM NOT FINISHED!!! I WILL FINISH LATER!

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You don't even know. The king is here, we have nothing to fear, lalalalalalalalala HAX! Spam Ice Spear and Rock Blast foreeeeeever <3 My whole team is built around cloyster (and onix. GET IT? :P). But my other teammates can also do some damage. Just look at the damage calcs. for keldeo. Amazing, right?

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=-=" (Politoed) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature
- Perish Song
- Scald
- Protect
- Ice Beam

What is a rain team in OU without politoed? TELL ME! Perish song + protect is nice, protect also scouts. Scald has a good chance to burn and I would completely wall any physical attacker.
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Vag 'n' hax (Cloyster) (F) @ King's Rock
Trait: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Icicle Spear
- Ice Shard
- Shell Smash
- Rock Blast
The Jester of trolls...IN THE FLESH! Forces many switches and then I get a chance to set up shell smash. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE CLOYSTER!

Thundurus-Therian (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Grass Knot
- Focus Blast
- Thunder
Agility lets Thundurus get the speed to sweep. It's special attack is monster enough, but with its speed high, its unstopable. Focus blast covers annoying ice types. Kyurem Black seems to be used a lot lately. Grass Knot deals with mammoth swine. Thunder is STAB.
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What!? (Ferrothorn) (F) @ Rocky Helmet
Trait: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spd
- Leech Seed
- Protect
- Spikes
- Gyro Ball
Great in rain. Fire gets weakened. Spikes are fun, fun on MY side. The other team is rage quitting as we speak. leech seed + protect is even more fun! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! Rocky helmet is so much fun! Iron barbs! FUN!
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I Mustache u a ? (Alakazam) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Focus Blast
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
- Charge Beam
Charge Beam is when revenge killing. Free special attack boost rather than using calm mind. Psyshock is because of the plethora of special attackers on my team. It takes out annoying blissey and chansey. Shadow ball kills dumb gengar and psyshock can do that as well. Screw disable. Focus blast is for opposing Ferrothorns like What?!
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! (Keldeo-Resolute) @ Life Orb
Trait: Justified
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Calm Mind
- Secret Sword
- Hydro Pump
- Hidden Power [Ghost]

Take a look at these damage calcs that will put your socks off. And shoes. And skin.
+1 Hydro Pump (rain) vs. 4/0 Dragonite 87.96% - 103.7% (Multiscale broken)
+1 Hydro Pump (rain) vs. 4/0 Salamence 115.1% - 135.5%
+1 Hydro Pump (rain) vs. 88/0 Gyarados 80.7% - 95.2%
+1 Hydro Pump (rain) vs. 4/0 Garchomp 181.8% - 214.5%
+1 Hydro Pump (rain) vs. 252/0 Tentacruel 67.0% - 78.8%
+1 Hydro Pump (rain) vs. 252/0 Chansey 52.1% - 61.5%
+1 Hydro Pump (rain) vs. 4/252+ Blissey 51.1% - 60.4%

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On Cloyster... why two Rock Blasts? XD
Crap idk XD
The Ferrothorn picture is from Pokepark 2, right?
nice team brother :)
yes it is @LetThereBeLight
We all know Josh is tkor...
lol, someone's been stealing damage calcs from Smogon :)
smogon IS my damage calc

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