Rate My Gen 9 Anything Goes team

Question

Mewtwo @ Life Orb
Ability: Unnerve
Tera Type: Fairy
EVs: 248 HP / 244 Def / 16 Spe
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Earth Power
- Taunt
- Will-O-Wisp
- Recover

Necrozma-Dusk-Mane @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Prism Armor
Tera Type: Fire
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 80 Def / 120 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Photon Geyser
- Earthquake
- Moonlight

Landorus-Therian @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Intimidate
Tera Type: Fairy
EVs: 112 HP / 240 Atk / 60 Def / 96 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fly
- Scorching Sands
- Imprison
- Focus Blast

Chien-Pao @ Leftovers
Ability: Sword of Ruin
Tera Type: Grass
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Avalanche
- Substitute
- Ruination
- Payback

Mew @ Wide Lens
Ability: Synchronize
Tera Type: Ghost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Poltergeist
- Grass Knot
- Psychic
- Flash Cannon

Raikou @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Inner Focus
Tera Type: Normal
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Supercell Slam
- Electric Terrain
- Volt Switch
- Howl

Comments

You need to add descriptions for each member that explains why you picked them and an explanation for the strategy of the set

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I tried a sample team and built my team from it, I don't have a mind for strategy, my play style is "GWTF" Go With the Flow

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1. Why do Landorus-Therian and Mew have mostly special attacks despite having all their EVs in physical attack? In general the movesets dont make much sense, they look like they were picked at random.
2. EV spreads dont make much sense here. Why does Chien Pao have a Defensive EV spread despite not having the natural bulk to make that work? I also dont think Mewtwo really has the needed stats to function as a physical tank in Anything Goes because the opponents there are too hard-hitting.
3. Mew, Mewtwo and Raikou are all unviable in Anything Goes(AG) due to being severely outclassed by various other pokemon. I think you should replace those three entirely with mons who can hold up in AG. Here is a ranking of pokemon who are viable in AG.
https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/ag-viability-rankings-update-post-59.3724219/
I think since you are new to Gen 9 AG you should use one of the sample teams until you understand the format well enough to make a viable team.
Link to sample teams: https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/ag-sample-teams-dlc-2.3727176/

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The team is based off of a sample team I just changed Pokemon, items and moves,
I don't know how to adapt the EVs to match, and I can't replace them cause there's not that many legendary cats I can realistically have on the same team if I was gonna recreate it in the videogames

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Do you want to be a competitive player or not? Your comments are just excuses for why you won't do the bare minimum to educate yourself. Not having a "mind for strategy" makes no sense, that's a limitation you imposed upon yourself that will disappear as soon as you want it to. No one started out as an expert.