Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for BM™ (page 70)

what

just what

And now for this.

Pro tip: put on clothes and don't smooch my favorite character or I will punt your sorry butt off a cliff.
May 12, 2022 by Gau
No. It smells like hair.
May 12, 2022 by Gau
Welcome to the New World! - Bee Pen Dimension 10 Edition


Strange horizon. Ready to scream.
Feast your eyes on a new world!
A strange place where people have about three hair colors.
And the midgets are apparently fighting a war.
No one can save you now. New fields full of insanity.
We hugged and teleported, and there's so much to see.
Running wild!
Just let your simping midget take the wheel and drag you through the sea.
Brand new idiocy!
Adventure is awaiting you in the fields of a new world!
Strange emotion. What do you feel?
Nothing but terror and simping in this new world!
Don't be afraid. The people trying to kill you are morons.
Just kick them hard. They'll swim away wailing and screaming.
Think of the friends you've made, all of them simps and crazy.
They make you want to jump right into the sea.
Laughing loud!
Even if you're pretty useless, you can serve a purpose.
Truckloads of simps!
Some people like to simp for fruit in wigs in this new world.
Running wild!
Just let your simping midget take the wheel and drag you through the sea.
Brand new idiocy!
Adventure is awaiting you in the fields of a-
Green-haired morons already firing themselves at their enemies.
So we kick them off of the ship and into the sea. Whoa!
New world
May 10, 2022 by Gau
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
May 10, 2022 by Gau
The Hyperactive Turnip
Sneeze Man
Glue Master
Kid Emu
The Unstoppable Tapeworm
Flash Bruise
Iron Pigeon
King Mustard
Hypersonic Kumquat
The Magical Axe Mariner
Margarine Dude
Doctor Olive Loaf
The Misunderstood Nut From Beyond
Lady Blister Swordsman
Aqua Liver Mangler
The Flying Bile Mangler
The Radioactive Onion
Nuclear Mullet
The Unbeatable Duck Archer
The Radioactive Ballerina
The Human Drool
Mildew Dude
The Hyperbolic Aardvark
The Hyperbolic Shingle
Nuclear Seltzer
Bamboo woman
The Magical Apricot
Trash Woman
Death Kumquat Detonator
Robot Mildew
Funk Man
Wrinkle Dude
Lady Hobo Swatter
Dark Paste Machine
Octagon Dude
Interstellar Elbow
Bruise Man
Stain Master
Game Hen Dude
Armpit Master
May 10, 2022 by Gau
god that is deep bee pen
god that is deep bee pe
god that is deep bee p
god that is deep bee
god that is deep be
god that is deep b
god that is deep
god that is dee
god that is de
god that is d
god that is
god that i
god that
god tha
god th
god t
god
go
g
May 10, 2022 by Gau
Gaurdian Signs

GAURDIAN SIGNS

gau

end.
May 10, 2022 by Gau
What happened to using the mountain with a hole in it as your grav?
May 10, 2022 by VinnyHedgehog
wronk
May 10, 2022 by Gau
Nah, you're just not as bright as you think.
May 10, 2022 by Gau