Wall for BM™ (page 32)

Yeah I don't even care about the title at this point

- That one might be even more stupid. Show me an example of a Saiyan's tail being pulled off. I feel like that hasn't happened, but feel free to prove me wrong. If he pulled off her tail somehow (how do you even do that? That'd be like ripping off someone's arm), she would probably kick him in the crotch and never talk to him again or something like that. I assure you, she would not forgive him for tearing off the "one thing that makes her a Saiyan", most likely even if he wished it back (which really ruins the Dragon Ball search plot). Why would he even rip off her tail to begin with? Again, doesn't sound easy. Not like an "accident". Would it be funny for him to come along on her Dragon Ball mission when she despises him? Most likely. But a couple of laughs is not worth such a stupid plan. Would it be funny if she ripped out his eyeballs by accident and had to wish them back? Actually, don't answer that. At this point, it spontaneously falling off would be a better idea, and that just sucks. Couldn't she at least lose her tail to something a little more realistic than her apparent best friend who just permanently weakens her on accident ("oopsie, I broke my best friend's leg so bad that it can't be repaired")?
- {Oh yeah, you're definitely dim enough to accidently rip off someone's tail with that taste in hair. And yes, that's sarcasm. It's still a stupid idea.}

Seriously mate. This the best you can do?

Replies to commentary on replies

- You asked if I wanted serious or not. I said yes. You made Giru Saiyan lose her tail in a door. That is not serious. Also, again, I doubt it'd make her tail come off. Doors don't exactly have bladed edges, and it could just be opened and she could pat her tail and whine softly because owie, then go about her day with her tail still attached. Actually, that's more likely. And you DO recall that Saiyans have amazing strength, right? What if she just... destroys the door instead? All in all, pretty dumb when you think about it.
- Trunks? Assuming you mean she'd direct her "new toy energy" at him, I don't really see it. According to Dragon Ball videth gams (specifically Buu's Fury, VERY reliable source), Trunks is a year older than Goten, so if anything, she should've started with Trunks and... er, transferred her energy (I have no idea) to Goten when he was born because I dunno he's the favored child here. Which is a big plot hole, as she fawns all over one child as though she's never seen a baby before but ignores the other one's existence. I mean, I didn't think Vegeta would throw a party or something, but I doubt the kid's existence is just a secret. Anyway, Trunks is cute enough for a kid with purple hair, yeah, but he's not nearly as adorable as small Goku child. Plus, as I said, he is attached to him. She's made some sort of effort to be a... caretaker? Fake mother? Overprotective older sister? Eh, something. She thinks of him as some kinda family. Imagine pretty much ignoring your """family""" because small purple child. Oh wait a minute. She ignored her best friend who has been her friend since childhood because small Goku child. But that's different. Yeah, different. Anyway!
[Also, I have seen Goten's bad hair already. I complained about it when I got the Super Dragon Ball Heroes demo, remember? I nearly choked, briefly questioned if my eyes were functioning, and threw a fit. Like what the hell Goten what did they do to you?!]
- Yeah, the whole 'rekindling friendship' thing is like half the Dragon Ball search plot. Once Giru Saiyan stops worrying about Goten back at home as much, it's revealed that behind that doting worrywart is the same old brat. She was just so used to being a softie that she needed the right conditions to get back to her old self. Speaking of being a softie, as I stated before, it hasn't helped her fighting skills. All that time she spent being a housewife (don't ask how she does that without a husband, I'm not sure) really cut back on her training. So she has to train to keep up as well. Anyway, as Giru Saiyan acts like a brat nostalgically, she eventually realizes that Bee Saiyan has been a good friend or whatever, and they probably have some sort of deep friendship conversation about it, you know, that kinda stuff. They also train together and fight together and whatnot. Blah blah blah they're good friends again by the end of it, and lessons are learned. Also Giru Saiyan is pretty much back to her old self, though she still goes all wannabe mother on Goten. It's just not to the same degree. So, in short, Dragon Balls, Giru Saiyan tail, and friendship. Personally, I like that more than just "Gyro Sighyawn wkened up wun daye ad desided taht shed nt frend bpeen saian" (not even I know what I said there).

(also for a moment that wall post said it was made on March 21)

(sending Bee Pen Saiyan lore reactions through time)

All in all, the Bee Pen Saiyan lore is great. It made me laugh and laugh and cri (yes, cri) and laugh. But of course I'm going to nitpick because I can. And yes, I'm well aware that our two versions are going to differ slightly, but I'll whine about it anyway because well I'm bored.

- I'm not a huge fan of the way Giru Saiyan loses her tail. It doesn't have to be epic or anything, but it just seems like a disappointment. I can certainly imagine her closing the door on her tail and worrying that it's gonna fall off, but actually falling off? I dunno, Saiyan tails look pretty durable. It's a bit funny, yeah, but eh.
- You mean Giru Saiyan's "new toy energy" wears off before she finds someone else to direct it at (and while Goten is still cute and small)? That sounds very un-Giru to me. Then again, there are obviously differences between Queen Geerooeth and Giru Saiyan, but still. You'd probably have to find someone she finds cuter than or about as cute as Goten for her to focus on said someone else, and those options lookin' pretty narrow right now. And since she, as you accurately put it, "tried to out-mother his own mother", it's likely she's pretty attached to him. TL;DR: she will baby talk him in her wannabe mother fashion until the day he dies or gets bad hair (definitely true (certainly (without a doubt (mhm)))).
- I genuinely liked the idea of them re-bonding on the Dragon Ball hunt, mainly for filler- I mean uh deep plot meaning relevance or something that's it sure. Anyway, yeah, I thought it was kinda cool, but oh well.

Giru Saiyan: "oh no, what if Goten takes five steps and stubs his toe while I'm not there??!/1?!?1/?!/!"
Bee Pen Saiyan: "are you serious. dude. why did i sign up for this."

Giru Saiyan lore

- Giru Saiyan starts out pretty bratty, because of course. She's also a loudmouth and doesn't think before she... anythings. I can definitely imagine her not believing Gohan is a Saiyan because he doesn't have a tail (RIP Gohan tail) and calling him a liar or something along those lines. Oh yeah, she doesn't like Gohan at first, and ends up extremely jealous when Bee Pen Saiyan wants to be his pal. Because heaven forbid people have relationships that don't involve her. As you can probably tell, she isn't extremely likable. Whether that's part of her charm or just annoying I'll leave up to you. On the plus side, the dumb stuff she does is probably funny. Oh, and did I mention that she really likes her tail? Yes, that's important. Temporarily.
- Once Giru Saiyan loses her tail, she's a little upset. More than a little upset. She is extremely distressed. She whines about how she doesn't feel like a Saiyan anymore because she lost her precious tail. And, you know, that makes her annoying in a different way. But you can hardly blame her, because now she just basically just looks human. RIP Giru Saiyan tail. But eventually she gets over it and is back to her usual bratty self, now ever-so-slightly matured!
- And then Goten exists. Then she decides that he is the greatest thing to ever exist and practically tries to insert herself into the poor kid's family. She goes from bratty to doting in like ten minutes. Official Giru Saiyan mood swing arc. It really weirds everyone out (like dude there's literally another baby try to hang around him instead), and after a while, it becomes obvious that she's neglecting stuff like... I dunno, training or actually talking to her only childhood friend somewhat often. Luckily it doesn't send Bee Saiyan into a fit. He's not bratty enough for that. So all this because she... wants to be a mother, or... or something. I really have no idea. Point is, she is extremely attached to the small child and sorta-kinda grows up alongside him (after everyone gets over it at least). So that's a something.
- Giru Saiyan is sad. Sad Giru Saiyan. All of a sudden, she starts mourning her lost tail again, because it was so great the first time. So she tells Super Pen Saiyan Super Pen about it, and he offers to come along on the bizarre mission to collect the Dragon Balls to wish back Giru Saiyan's tail. Without telling anyone because it's easier for me to imagine. Yay. Convenience. Woo-hoo. Anyway, on the journey, it's revealed that Giru Saiyan's fire (that is to say her brattiness) hasn't been put out. Just dampened because she's too busy doing... whatever it is she's often doing. Vacuuming? Whatever it is, her anger had clearly been more defensive than offensive, but now it's back in full swing, complete with snarky remarks. And it's not just her temper. Giru Saiyan and Penny Saiyan's friendship also ends up rekindled after all that time of her basically neglecting his existence. How nostalgic! Her fighting skills, though, are rusty. They weren't amazing to begin with, but losing her tail and becoming a stay-at-home unofficial big sister didn't help. Got the guts, but not the punch. So official Giru Saiyan training arc. Or something. So eventually, with the help of Bees Saiyan, she gets her tail back and returns home.
- It's Girusterin' time. Finally, the good part. Until it isn't. It turns out she hates her fusion. She thinks Giruster is a lazy bum who sucks and is bad. Ironic but true. Sure, Giruster has cool powers, but she hardly wants to use them because she'd rather chill and eat or whatever. In fact, the first time Giruster decides to fight (likely due to her conscience), she gets crushed. Her powers aren't worth squat against some of those evil bad guys. So she ends up sad AGAIN (seriously what's with the mood swings) because not only is her and Penaiyan's fusion useless most of the time, when she isn't useless, she still is useless. She yells at people and has to be talked back into a good cheer, and then... that's all I had.

In summary:
bratty --> sad --> can words describe this --> sad --> bratty and sad

I'm sure it'd work terrible in execution but it's funny to think about.

1. I once drank an entire bottle of Brisk iced tea in a day. That's my career now.
2. I have a resume? Is my list of currently-fangirled-over characters on it?
3. Wait, I work here? Oh yeah, I'm Queen of the Conversation Chamber. Of course. I like that job because I get to boss people around and it's funny because of how often they actually do what I say.
4. (insert Queen Geerooeth lyrics here)
5. I can only pick one?
6. I'm German. I have a work ethic. Also I get drunk and sleep in Galaga arcade machines but that's different.
7. I hid Vegeta behind a rock. Wait, that's Dragon Ball. Well, it worked.
8. He didn't give me soda.
9. I stayed up all night, probably. I forget.
10. I live with people whose personality and work style are very different from mine. They suck and blast music at 4 AM. Then they go "YYAyayYYAyayYAYyayayAYYAYyayayYYAyaY"-
11. Get a bunch of raises. Use money for games.
12. By getting better at video games.
13. A brat.
14. 4,246,844,804.

https://forums.bulbagarden.net/index.php?threads/the-ugly-issue-sexism.19935/post-373585

Giru Saiyan trying to move into Goku's house when Goten is born so she can watch him grow up.

Imagine it.

Unsettling.

Cool, but where Kirby?