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Wall for BananaBro_Chaos (page 13)

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Feb 12 by Ditto
for all interested:
after all tournaments that I'm in are done (or I'm eliminated from all of them), I will be taking a break from competitive Pokemon, or National Dex at least. yes, it was fun, but I just needed to break from the tilted-yet-addicted mentality I have to it. I'll still hang around on this site and shiny hunt, but I either return to competitive around the summer or, latest, when I submit my college applications
Feb 11 by BananaBro_Chaos
Former Gods may fall, but from their ashes, the Demigods rise to take their place.
The cycle of life, death, and rebirth is undeniably inevitable.
And yet...
Ȳ̴̻ȩ̷͑t̵̥̂ ̵̟̓w̶͍̔h̸̝̒ä̴̘́t̷̝̂?̷̙̐
Primordial, you do know what I always say, right?
T̶͝ͅh̴̡̉a̸͚̾t̸͔̔ ̶̫̔ḏ̸̍u̷̩͆m̴͔̍b̵̥͝ ̶̈́ͅs̸̲͛ṱ̴̇u̶͍͂p̶̝̊i̶̙̐d̵̥̐ ̷̻̾q̷̻́ù̷̗o̴̱̚t̵̥̔e̸̩͝ ̵̮̀ã̶̱b̶̭͌ö̷͙u̵̻̔t̸̬̎ ̵͍̆ỳ̶̭o̴̫͋ȗ̸͇ ̵͍̅ṉ̵͝ḛ̶̿v̷̤̔é̴̮r̴̭̄ ̸̣̈́d̷̛̻ỷ̴͔i̷̦͗n̵̢͗g̷̥͌?̵̳̋ ̵̫̋Ẉ̴̈h̴̲͝a̷̢͝t̶͕̐ ̷̰̀â̶̖b̸̪͌ǫ̴̅ủ̴͎t̶̬̀ ̵̻̈i̴̡̓t̵̬̽?̵͓͐
Admit it. Gods fall. Celestials fall. Hell, the Five Ancients fell once or twice according to you.
Ŵ̵̟ḧ̸̙a̵͚͗ť̵͇ ̶̙̋a̴̯̿ṛ̸͐e̶͓̅ ̵͇̋ÿ̴͖́o̸̫͝u̶̡͘ ̷͚̀t̷̮̔r̸͙̕ÿ̴̩ḭ̶̈́ņ̷̕g̷̃͜ ̶͚̄t̵̺̔ô̷̝ ̷̩̽ȋ̵̳m̴͍̀p̸̠͛l̷̬̒y̷̭̽ ̷̧͊h̶̳̾e̵̅͜ŕ̵͎ẹ̸̕,̴̝̓ ̵̙̀m̷͓̈́ö̵̢́r̵͉̈t̷̨̕ȧ̶͙l̷͕̎?̷̩͌
That's the part where you get everything wrong.
You see, humans may die,
but bananas never die.
And if you oppose me on this statement, feel free to give your best shot.
.̷̯̈́.̶̹͌.̴̖̏ỳ̵͍o̴̖̐ū̵̥ ̸̨̌a̷͉͝ş̶̋k̵̡͊ě̵ͅd̵̖̆ ̷̼́f̴͇̔ȍ̶̡r̵̟̚ ̴̭̈́î̴̦t̸͎͝,̵̢͝ ̸̧͘h̷̬͆ú̸̜m̴̢͂a̸̯̿n̷̖̍.̴̀͜ ̸͇͌Ÿ̶͎́ö̷̱́ṳ̷̔ ̶͕̈n̷̳̅é̸̦v̸̘͌e̵̫̋r̵̦̀ ̵̼́ạ̷̋g̸̢̈í̵̳t̸̡͗a̷̝̚t̵̗͒e̴̟͛ ̴̰̋Ę̵̐x̸̘̔ï̴͍l̴̹͝e̴̘͒ḏ̸͝C̸̜̎h̸͎̿ȧ̷̬o̵̱̔s̶̢͋ ̷̘͊l̸͝ͅȋ̴̡k̵̦̽e̴̖̓ ̷̧̑t̸̤̽h̵͝ͅì̶̙s̵͇͝.̴̤̑
Then do it. And get the species right, I ain't no human.

...

It's been years past, Primordial.
Ý̶̟o̵͈̕u̷͙͝r̸̦͘ ̸̅͜c̴̹͝l̷̢̚o̶̳̅c̴̞͊k̸̢̋ ̴̨̈́i̷͕̔s̷̡̀ ̸͕̏ș̶͌t̸͈̚ị̷̍l̷͔̄l̵̨̽ ̵̰͌t̸͓̆i̸̞̓c̷̨̃k̸̟̚i̴̻̋n̸̳͝g̶͕̊.̷͈̒
Still fooling yourself believing I can die?
Of all the variables in life, one remains constant.
Well, if you're still not convinced, you got many, many more years ahead of you to attempt to prove me otherwise.
.̷̆ͅ.̸̮̀.̸͎́f̴̯͝o̶̱͝o̵͓͝l̴͎͘.̸̼̂
Feb 11 by BananaBro_Chaos
and also our family functions as thus, My brother Whistle is the direct descendant of our Mother who Is a Lugia she is married to our father Zygarde 1.000.000.000% he and our Mom also had me, Zygarde 1.000%  we are both different species that are related to each other, I know this is confusing, believe me we had a TON of family discussions about this, but that was a good couple thousands years ago, and since I was a direct descendant who was the only Zygarde left I had to carry on my father legacy of protecting Kalos be it now, Future, or Present.
Feb 8 by FieryHalmar
okay sit down young one, I will tell you a tale that will transcend time and space, in what you humans call the present my Son who is your well known version of Zygarde protects modern day Kalos, I however used to protect it, I have gotten old now and I time traveled to the future (a power that is quickly disappearing among my species) and now I am the Zygarde who the Hero (that is you, the protagonist of Z-A) will find and assist in Kalos' most desperate hour, I currently reside there hidden just outside of Future Lumiose City , waiting for when this prophecy will be fulfilled.
Feb 8 by FieryHalmar
That's the attitude you need!
Feb 7 by Amethyst
P̴̨̧̢̙̹̙͍͕̫̈̍̚͘ö̸̝͔̜̻́̈́͠k̴̢̡̛̞͉̏͊͐̔͆͌̈́̀̂̈́͝ë̶̺̲́m̴̼̞͚̜͍̋̿̃̑́́͆̈́̀͌͋͑ã̵̢̞̠̓͋̀͊̈̈́ͅś̸̛̲́̈́͊͊̔̀͠͠ṫ̶̼̰̺͆́̀̀̚ĕ̷̺̾r̴̨̨̡̲̖͙͉͍̙͎̙̜͆̒̓́̏́̀̉͒̕͠ͅ ̶̱̤̫̝̞͚̲͙̃͐͒̒̀̈͜͝͝d̶̮͖͓̈́͗̄͂̌̒͗͗̚͝o̶͎͇̔̍̉͜͝ȩ̷̧͚͎̖̮͔̗̙̲̐͒͛̈́̌̊͘͝s̷̪̩̉̈͐͆̃̔͗̀́̾̎̎ ̷̜̰̘̣̟̻̻̟̒ṅ̵̡̠̩͔͓̭̩͓̲̦̥̆̀̀̑̈́̽̄͜o̷̤̜͑̋t̶̨̛̗̤̥̟͍̤̾͆͂͋̓͊́̄̾͂̀͝ ̴̝̭̹͖͓̖̙̹̮̻̮̱͊̊̔̄̂̍̑̈́̉̚͠͝w̶̨̪̠̭͂̃͛̌̀̋͗̉͠a̴̧̭̟̰̯͈̓̅̐n̵̫̞̰̤̝͎̫̮̓̐̽͐̌ṫ̷̢̨͖̭̳̙͓̬̩̭͖͙͍̝̈́͛ ̵̨̧̛̳̞̑̽̽͌͑̄͐͊̎́̒͝m̵̫̾͐̃̀̑͛̽͆̚̚͜ẽ̶̢̧̩̝͉͚̹͈͖̋̏̒̌͗͜ ̸͈̲̭̣͉̙̤͔̪͑̒̄̓͆̌̿̿͌̕̚o̸̡͔̜̻̖̜̥͐͊ņ̵̢͖̬͇̥̽̊̎̄ ̶̧̘̥͙̱̼̭̮͇̣͔̹̮̓̉̓̎̄́͂̉̾̿͐͜h̵̬̞̞͕̮̫̲͚́̇́͂̈́͒̃̀͊͐́̕̚͜i̶̧͖̞̤͔̞͝ś̶̨̨̢̧͕̘̰̠̫̰̝̥͙̏́̿̉̎̒͐̓̐͂̾͘̚ͅ ̴̱̙̻̮̖́͋̍̆ͅb̴̨̧̖̯̥͇̏͛͑̄̿̿͑͗̈́͗̅̕͠͝ͅà̵̠̤̗̫̻̤̪̘̍͜d̸̛̞͒̆̌̐͒́̉̎̂͝ ̶̧̥̙͓̼̗̣̺̃̈́̊͘͜s̷̰̙̰̟̊̈̾̇̀͛͊́͠į̵̠̞̘̥̗̬̾̊ͅd̸̨͍͖̦̦̄̑̋̄̀̋̀̆̀̕ȩ̵̦̜͓̳̜̈́̈̄̿̈̈̏̑̄͑̈́̚͘.̸̧̧̗̪̘̿̅́̓̔͒͝͝
Feb 7 by BananaBro_Chaos