Wall for BottomlessSea (page 133)

Thanks! I know you beat me to it, you have more than half of my points than me lol.

I hopped up into the school bus with my sister, Snivler. We sat down in our seats and looked around. It would be our first day of school in our new home! After a few minutes, the bus stopped at a red light. The bus driver, a blonde lady with really long hair and green eyes, got out of her bus driver seat and grabbed a guitar. Why the frick was she out of her bus driver seat? And why did she have a guitar? She started playing the guitar. At a red light. In a bus. Idiot. "I'm going on down to South Park to meet some friends of mine!" she sung. "This place makes me cry for help as I scream epically!" chimed a blonde girl with green eyes and a dark green-haired boy with brown eyes. "Going on down to South Park to taint my children's minds!" sung the blonde lady again. "Stupid lameheads everywhere, I'm stuck in a country with Hau Shortsy!" sung-yelled a blond boy with green eyes, who was sitting next to the dark green-haired boy, whose face he slammed into the back of some bus seats. "Going on down to South Park to show off my lameheadness!" sung the world's worst bus driver. "Please help me, I'm trapped with losers, I just want some Gladion huggles!" sung a girl with short brown hair and bright blue eyes who was sitting next to the blonde girl and wearing a tuxedo for who knows what reason. "So come on down to South Park and scream out of your mind!" Me and Snivler sat there in shock. "What even was that?" she asked. I shrugged.

The Glazio News
10/11/2020
I actually did something new today! What was it? Downloading the Sun and Moon demo version! Now, I bet you're wondering: why download the demo when you already have Moon and Ultra Moon? Because I wanted the Battle Bond Greninja is why. Hey, it was free. Anyways, I begun the demo as a boy named Sun because there was nothing I could do about it. Me and my mom had just moved to Alola or whatever, and I had a letter about a Greninja someone had given me. Nerd forgot to write their name. But I bet money it's Ash, as the OT for the Greninja who could turn into Ash-Greninja due to Battle Bond was, well, Ash. Whee. But I actually enjoyed the demo a lot! I went to the City Hall, ran into Hauhead- no I didn't actually run into him. Anyway, I ran into Hauhead, beat up a Team Skull nerd, met Professor Needs-A-Shirt, and went to Ten Carat Kill! I mean Hill, not Kill! Dran. I mean darn! Sheesh. Uh... moving on. This is what I found very interesting. In Sun, Moon, Ultra Sun, and Ultra Moon, Ten Carat Ki- Hill is just kinda sitting on Route whatever number near the professor's lab. However, in the demo, you ask a guy to take ya there, and you end up on this thing of land with grass and some sand and things that leads to Ten Carat Kill Hill. They removed this from the full version! That actually sucks, because the area, though simple, looked nice. It was interesting. And there was a trial at Ten Carat Hill Of The Dead! A Dragon-type trial, but different from the full games' Dragon-type trial. In it, you take pictures of two Jangmo-o and two Hakamo-o, which you then battle. However, the second Hakamo-o happens to be a Totem Hakamo-o, the Totem Pokemon of Ten Carat Hill! And while you don't get a Z-Crystal from a pedistal or whatever, you do get an Electrium Z from the professor. Really interesting, huh? Oh, the professor lended me a Pikachu, by the way. That's what the Electrium Z's for. So I beat the trial with ease and here came Team Skull and Plumeria! I also beat Plumeria with ease, one-shotting her Golbat with a Gigavolt Havoc from Pikachu. So then some stuff happened and I had completed the demo! What happened then? Simple, I did a couple side things, got a Nugget and three Stardusts, and transferred the items over to Moon! I also got the Battle Bond Greninja transferred over. It has a Modest nature! I dunno if it's always like that or if I got really lucky, but I'm happy! Oh, and I did a catching challenge and got ticked because I couldn't keep my Pokemon. There wasn't anything more to the demo, and I was trapped in Hauhead'oli City, but it was really, really interesting! It felt less like a demo and more like a different version of the game. Sorta like how the Ultra games have a different plot to them than Sun and Moon. It ended up being incredibly interesting, even though it was short. I would've loved to see another version of the games that followed that plotline. It felt kinda like a fan creation. Just imagine would could've happened next! But that's it for now! See ya!

Lusamine: (playing a guitar) I'M GOING ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK TO MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
Hau and Lillie: (in a school bus with Pika and Gladion) THIS PLACE MAKES ME CRY FOR HELP AS I SCREAM EPICALLY
Lusamine: GOING ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK TO TAINT MY CHILDREN'S MINDS
Gladion: STUPID LAMEHEADS EVERYWHERE I'M STUCK IN A COUNTRY WITH HAU SHORTSY (slams Hau's face into a bus seat)
Lusamine: GOING ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK TO SHOW OFF MY LAMEHEADNESS
Pika: PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAPPED WITH LOSERS I JUST WANT SOME GLADION HUGGLES
Lusamine: SO COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK AND SCREAM OUT OF YOUR MIND

Whee. :3

The Glazio News
10/10/2020
I'm such a frocky whee head. I haven't done much at all. I did some things, some other things, some stuff, some other stuff... augh. Nothing really worth reporting. I've been trying to get a female HA Tepig, but it hasn't been working yet. I got a female non-HA and an Adamant male HA. I do like the Adamant male HA, so I'm keeping him. Good nature. But that's really all. See ya.

About 1/6 aren't but maybe idk

Also, Ash wants to be the very best.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, ASH IS ONLY TEN YEARS OLD.

Team Rocket in the anime are SOOOO stupid. They always try to go after Ash's Pikachu, and they always fail. Why can't they simply sell Meowth? Meowth of Team Rocket can talk, so Team Rocket could get rich by selling Meowth.

XDXDXD

I love Gladion's voice in the anime. Good job, Eddy Whee. XD

But Ash is cringe king. Confirmed.

(remembers that I'm the self-proclaimed queen of cringe)

Oops.

The Glazio News
10/9/2020
What fun: basically nothing. Yeah, I didn't really do much. Two Silvally reached level 100, so yay for them. I'm so lazy. Sorry 'bout that. See ya.

Lameheads are everywhere
Gathering N brain farts in a bag
To unleash upon
All the N-hating non-lameheads
The Gladion cult leader
AKA me grabs an epic sword
Made of Gladion hair
Which cuts off N's lame head
And the cult celebrates

Cud dis id Bau triller
Bau triller noot
Where Lusamine writes parenting books
And is the OG lamehead face
Yoo no ids Bau triller
Bau triller noot
Hauhead is cheating on his head
With his frocky face
Bau triller twonoot, yea, woo

Guzma's a psycho
Who beat Gla-Gla in battle
So I killed him
And declared his body a scree corpse
Which was eaten
By Primal and all the hungry Pokemon
Pika dances with Gla-Gla
And gets shipped with Hauhead
Which makes me scree

Cud dis id Bau triller
X wears his whee pantaloons
And stalks kids in space with Pika
(Ooh, ooh)
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Hauhead cheats on his head
Wit hid feece, Bau triller twonoot

Hau is a head lame
With his heads getting epically eaten
By a Gladion head with Kyogre fins
That flies in the air
As Primal grows Gladion heads, ooh

Lusamine is Giratina's kid
And she made Groudon and Rayquaza lame
With lamehead happy meals
But her kids were really lucky
Because her lameheaditis
Wasn't passed down at all, yeah
She's still lame
And always will be forever
And I'm happy

Dat tis id Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Where Sun is cute and Moon is lame
And too many OCs are kind and caring
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
And Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot
Id killeded buy Bau triller, epix chilleder
Bau triller tere twonoot
Cud dis id Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Pika is at the pinnacle of cute
And too many OCs are kind and caring
(Ooh, ooh)
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Gla-Gla has epic cute Masters emotes
Dat eximplode mey brian, Bau triller
And we whee in the chat

I parodied a parody
Because why the frick not
It's awesome as heck
Thanks to Primal misspelling Hau
And we whee in the chat
Flareon's related to a YouTuber
Because I said so is why
I get shipped with half my male friends
And it makes me wanna wheescree
And we whee in the chat
(Bau triller, woo, Bau triller)
And we whee in the chat
(Bau triller noot, Bau triller)
And we whee in the chat
Ooh, Pika whees in the chat
Bau triller noot, Puka
We give zero cruds about N's lame head
Which implodes in a Lyle face
(Bau triller noot, Bau triller)
An epic song of whee erupts
From the keyboards of the cults
And we turn into whee machines
I epically dance in a twirling whee (And we whee in the chat)
And everyone must kill Peta Isis
Por tey beh wheex buy Bau triller!
EPIC WHEEEEEEEEEE
EPIC WHEEEEEEEEEE!