Wall for BottomlessSea (page 133)

Lameheads are everywhere
Gathering N brain farts in a bag
To unleash upon
All the N-hating non-lameheads
The Gladion cult leader
AKA me grabs an epic sword
Made of Gladion hair
Which cuts off N's lame head
And the cult celebrates

Cud dis id Bau triller
Bau triller noot
Where Lusamine writes parenting books
And is the OG lamehead face
Yoo no ids Bau triller
Bau triller noot
Hauhead is cheating on his head
With his frocky face
Bau triller twonoot, yea, woo

Guzma's a psycho
Who beat Gla-Gla in battle
So I killed him
And declared his body a scree corpse
Which was eaten
By Primal and all the hungry Pokemon
Pika dances with Gla-Gla
And gets shipped with Hauhead
Which makes me scree

Cud dis id Bau triller
X wears his whee pantaloons
And stalks kids in space with Pika
(Ooh, ooh)
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Hauhead cheats on his head
Wit hid feece, Bau triller twonoot

Hau is a head lame
With his heads getting epically eaten
By a Gladion head with Kyogre fins
That flies in the air
As Primal grows Gladion heads, ooh

Lusamine is Giratina's kid
And she made Groudon and Rayquaza lame
With lamehead happy meals
But her kids were really lucky
Because her lameheaditis
Wasn't passed down at all, yeah
She's still lame
And always will be forever
And I'm happy

Dat tis id Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Where Sun is cute and Moon is lame
And too many OCs are kind and caring
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
And Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot
Id killeded buy Bau triller, epix chilleder
Bau triller tere twonoot
Cud dis id Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Pika is at the pinnacle of cute
And too many OCs are kind and caring
(Ooh, ooh)
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Gla-Gla has epic cute Masters emotes
Dat eximplode mey brian, Bau triller
And we whee in the chat

I parodied a parody
Because why the frick not
It's awesome as heck
Thanks to Primal misspelling Hau
And we whee in the chat
Flareon's related to a YouTuber
Because I said so is why
I get shipped with half my male friends
And it makes me wanna wheescree
And we whee in the chat
(Bau triller, woo, Bau triller)
And we whee in the chat
(Bau triller noot, Bau triller)
And we whee in the chat
Ooh, Pika whees in the chat
Bau triller noot, Puka
We give zero cruds about N's lame head
Which implodes in a Lyle face
(Bau triller noot, Bau triller)
An epic song of whee erupts
From the keyboards of the cults
And we turn into whee machines
I epically dance in a twirling whee (And we whee in the chat)
And everyone must kill Peta Isis
Por tey beh wheex buy Bau triller!
EPIC WHEEEEEEEEEE
EPIC WHEEEEEEEEEE!

BAU TRILLER IS A SONG NOW

The Glazio News
10/8/2020
Yay for breeding and HA evolving. I think I'll open my breeding service again today. I mean, it was only closed for a day, but whatever. I plan to find some more HA Pokemon, so hopefully I'll get lucky. I have too many Pokemon in my PC, by the way. So I decided to release a solid chunk of 'em. I released some Eevees, some Fennekins, some Wingulls, and some other random things. This cleared up enough space to give me another empty box. The box is where I'll be putting more HA Pokemon, but for now, it has HA Pokemon that I'll breed for female HA Pokemon. And I learned today that I have a perfect IVs HA Fennekin with the Timid Nature. He's so cute. What the frick I'll do with him I dunno, probably trade him away after breeding him. But anyway, that's it for now. See ya!

Yaya I have 200 points

Have you ever shiny hunted for someone for over a month but still didn't get the shiny? My brother has been resetting for a Shiny Dialga for over a month, and still hasn't got it.

The Glazio News
10/7/2020
Hello epic whees. What am I talking about? Nobody knows. Anyway, I did a bit more breeding on Moon so I could get female HA Pokemon. I'm planning to redo my breeding service, as I haven't updated it in forever. Not much happened, so onto fanfic news! In Sol and Luna, the boy who had rescued Pika asks to see her ankle, confusing her, as she wonders how he knew she hurt her ankle. Then he tells Sweetie to use a Water-type move, and Sweetie Water Guns him in the face, angering him and making Pika giggle. Sweetie then finds out what she was supposed to do and Water Guns Pika's ankle. However, the Water Gun is too forceful and it just hurts her more, so the boy tells her to use it more gently. So she Water Guns gently and it helps Pika's pain. Pika starts falling asleep but snaps herself out of it as she's in the middle of a trial. She tells the boy that she's grateful for him rescuing her and thanks him. She tells him her name and asks what his name is, and he doesn't reply. Again. So then she asks why he rescued her and gets no response for the umpteenth time. All he does is tie some cloth around her ankle. Yeah thanks man that answers a lot keep it up. So Pika's about to pass out from major tired and accidentally rests her head on his shoulder. Pika is big embarrassed. But the boy's like 'ah who gives a frick' and doesn't care. So then Pika falls asleep and awakens in a dream. Wait that means she didn't awake. Whatever. In this dream of hers, her and the boy are watching a waterfall. Epic. They talk a little bit and Pika rests her head against his shoulder because hey why the frick not. He calls her Sol for... some odd reason. Insert mysterious music here. Anyway, her dream's not over but the news is. See ya!

lol there's 3 kyogres but no groudons.

a d d me f r e n d

l o o p h o l e

king of the world

The Glazio News
10/6/2020
I'm so awesome and back in my element. That part about me being awesome isn't really true, but whatever. I worked on Sol and Luna a lot this time! Hauhead goes excited whees and runs off to do his trial, and Flare and Pika are ready to head on to Route 2 as well. Pika asks if Pyxis and Eclipse want to come along, but they politely decline. So then Pika and Flare exit the school and Rotom tells them how to get to Route 2. But on the way, they take a break to heal their Pokemon and discuss the trial and wonder what it'll be like. Rotom shows them a picture of Verdant Cavern, the first trial site. And I mean first as in the site for the first trial, not the first trial site ever made or something. Flare asks what the trial's like, but Nurse Joy tells them that their Pokemon are healed up. So then they leave the Pokemon Center and reach Route 2! They walk past some things, some other things, and some other other things and then find Ilima Beanhead. He asks if they're ready to begin their trial, and Pika brings up where the frick Hauhead is. Ilima Beanhead replies that he hasn't seem him yet. Then Flare and Pika say that they're ready to begin the trial, but Ilima Beanbrain tells them that they'll have to take turns. So Flare says that Pika can do it first, and she enters Verdant Cavern. Ilima Brainbean tells her what she has to do and the rules and all before leaving. Pika finds a hole in a rock that has a Pokemon living in it, a den, so she battles the Pokemon, which is identified by Rotom as an Alolan Rattata. Sweetie defeats it with one Disarming Voice. Then she finds another den and gets ready to battle. But the Rattata attacks first with Quick Attack before being promptly defeated by Sweetie's Disarming Voice. Then after ending up at a split path, with one path being for backtracking, Pika decides to jump off of the ledge for fun. She slips instead of jumping and lands badly. She ends up with an injured ankle. Because of fricking course why wouldn't she? She can't seem to walk, but she can't quit the trial, so she drags herself back. But then she tries to stand up so she can walk across the little bridge thingy. She eventually suceeds at standing up and begins to walk, Sweetie hanging onto her arm. But guess what? Her ankle acts up and she slips like a number one moron dummy idiot! She manages to grip the bridge thingy with a hand before she falls and is big terrified. She tries to pull herself up but can't seem to, so she tells Sweetie to get up onto the bridge. After all, she doesn't want to drag her Pokemon into death and pain or whatever. But Sweetie doesn't because why the frick would she? Then her hands slip, and she falls to her death... not! In fact, her hand is grabbed by someone, who pulls her up back onto land. It's revealed to be a boy and Pika is big confuse as to how he got there. She asks who he is because yeah no need to thank him for saving you or anything you jerk. But he's just perfectly silent. I think that's it for now. See ya!