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The Glazio News
9/29/2020
I decided to take on Ultra Necrozma for the third time! So I got ready and bought 75 Revives, expecting a long and hard battle full of Reviving. Wanna know how it went? Ultra Necrozma used Dragon Pulse and Glazio survived on one HP due to affection. Then he landed a critical hit Night Slash. The same happened the next turn. Then his Quick Claw activated, allowing him to move first. And bam, defeated. So... I bought 75 Revives for nothing. Well then. But then I got a Poipole so yay for me and I think I named it Iridio. Anyway, I then took on the Fairy-type trial, which wasn't too hard with Silver battling. The grand trial was a breeze. With that, I was ready for the Pokemon League! Whoa! So then I zoomed to Mount Lanakila and here comes Gladion Glazio! Aww, he's precious. I beat him in battle and we get another installment of Gladion standing hotly in a hailstorm. He was smiling! Eeeeeee! Uh... anyway, I headed off and got to the top of Mount Lanakila after catching Necrozma. I caught Lunala as well. Then here I come, Pokermains League! I beat the Elite Four who really weren't so elite and then went to battle Hauhead! I do kinda like his Pokemon League version of his battle theme. Mr. Frocky Hauhead fell to the power of my team which had three Fairies! Whee! Then I was epic champion dudette of Alola-la-land! I'm so amazing and cool and everyone fricking smiled at me and I hated it. And Gladion left Alola. Again. Again... again... a... gain... please help me, my soul hurts. So during the credits, I imagined Pika, Lillie, Gladion, and Hau dancing to the credits music and nearly dropped dead from exhaustion. But hey, then I got a Type: Null. I think it's Calm-natured, which makes me happy. Then I went into an Ultra Wormhole and caught a Registeel and shall soon catch Regirock. Soon my next playthrough shall begin. Any interesting ideas? I've been thinking about a Water monotype challenge, where I only use Water-types. That's it for now! See ya!

"Me go whee, lunatone used light scree, Trevenant is a tree, I'll delete you knee, G-Max pikachu goes P E E, pk made the sea, my hair has flea, my name is atg, klefkey is a key, I hate sinistea, pk used origin Pulse and I flee" ATG- 2020

The Glazio News
9/28/2020
I've been breeding Vulpix and some HA Pokemon! Yay for me! But really, this is gonna take ages. So I better get workin'! Wheeeeeeeeeeee machines! Sadly, that's all I have for now. See ya!

lol. the animal on my grav is a stubblefish

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The Glazio News
9/27/2020
Welp, some stuff happened and I went through Vast Poni Canyon. I actually lost the Dragon-type trial! But then I tried again and was victorious. I went to the Altar of the Moone, and guess what? Epic flute music made Nebby evolve into a Lunala. Then here came Necrozma who had dumped the lamehead duo of Lusamine and Guzma outta a wormhole. Necrozma and Nebby fought, but then it combined with Nebby, somne stuff happened, and I one-shot it with Glazio's Dark-type Z-Move. But then darkness covered the Region, making a many sigh in 'frick can we not catch a break'. So then I had to head into Ultra Space and Ultra Mega-lamehead-opolis. I faced Ultra Necrozma, but lost. Let's see what I got for super effective moves. Bliss has Moonblast and Icy Wind. Gladie has Outrage and Crunch. Rei has Crunch. Drifty has Moonblast, Draining Kiss, and Bite. Silver has Play Rough and Crunch. Glazio has Night Slash. Just proof that super effective moves won't always win ya battles. Oh, and in Moon, I'm breeding a Vulpix with some stuff I want. Yay, epic breeding boring. Come on, ya magical little thing. Oh, and guess what? Today I worked on The Awkward Adventures Of Hau And Pika! Lusamine states that she can see why Gladion's in a bad mood, but she can't understand why Hau left. Then she says she assumes Pika's seen her new room. Pika's still crying and nods. Lusamine says that she'll most likely be wanting furniture, and that she can get some sent to her room. Pika thanks her, and Lusamine leaves to get the furniture. Pika lies down and falls asleep, before being woken up later by Lusamine, who informs her that her room has been furnished. Yaaaay. Pika's excited and they head towards her room. Sadly that is it for now. See ya!

Your typical news
Monday, September 28th 2020

A local preteen girl goes nuts over a pokemon Character named gladion. During the disaster of "Gla-Gla" as the girl calles it, 17 people where injured and 4 were killed. “Gla-Gla is so cute I wanna shove him down a chimney so Santa can have a good night meal" said the 12 year old girl when she was interviewed on why she loves gladion so much.

I wish if primal news existed on my wall

Your typical news
Sunday September 27th 2020

A local snorlax was in a pokemon battle when it's trainer told it to use amnesia, the snorlax used amnesia and forgot how to use amnesia, and suddenly. The local snorlax began remembering all the memories of its past lives which gave it the longest and deepest existential crisis ever recorded in history, lasting 33 hours. The existential crisis increased its iq by 1,000,000 points which made it learn every single move in existence. The trainer told the snorlax to use amnesia again and this time our local snorlax forgets about gravity and levitates around the world using telekinesis to attract berries from all around the world. The snorlax gets so fat that it covers the whole sky with its fat body, resulting in temperatures all around the world to drop to absolute zero. Hungry and starving, almost all life across earth begins to die out, only a few species of ice types survive the disaster. Arceus comes to put an end to this madness but the snorlax is too fat and quickly eliminates Arceus. The local snorlax was defeated when all the remaining ice types used shear cold at the same time, fainting the snorlax and bringing it back to normal size. The ice types tell it use amnesia hoping it forgets about its super intelligence, but the worst happens. The snorlax forgets about reality, deleting the whole concept of existence and time lines.

The Glazio News
9/26/2020
Frock I have to rewrite the news. Stupid WordPad. Anyway, we went to the above floor 'cause Traitor Dude's a fricking lamehead and me and Gladion faced off against two Aether Employees who got epically destroyed as Gla-Gla was cute and I wished death on them. Hey, I think I like this better than my old version of the news so far. Then me and Hau had to face Traitor Dude and lamehead employee number three. There was this moment where Glazio had low HP and I had him use Detect. They had both targeted me, letting Hau's Alolan Raichu get off a free Psychic. Isn't that cool? Buncha losers. The Aether Employees ran home to their mommies and Traitor Dude got glared at very much hard. Ask Gla-Gla and his cutie whees. So then we could move on and I beat the frock outta some Team Skull frockheads and went to face Guzma. He had defeated Gladion who looked quite upset and... I don't know what Gladion's Japanese lines are, but I wrote down part of his English chatter: "All the days I struggled alone and lonely... it was all for nothing? Is that it?" Talk about depressing. Anyway, I actually lost to Guzma and had to try again. When I succeeded, I went to the mansion thingy and Lillie was with Number 1 Mom Lusamine who has a piece of the Bittercold from Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity for a brain. So she went to the snazzy dungeon place which I followed her into like a creepy stalker. And Lills and Gla-Gla and Hauhead went in as well. Some crazy stuff happened, I kicked Loserirene's rear, and she and Guzma leaped into a wormhole like a pair of psychotic morons. Oh wait they are. Sorry I'm not sorry. So then I took a romantic ferry ride with Gla-Gla over to Poni Island and then he left and I felt big sad. I got stuck with his sister. Epic cry. Anyway, I headed to the Ruins of Hope and what's-her-face... oh yeah, Hapu, became kahuna so she's fancy now. Then some stuff happened I guess I can't remember and I beat up some Team Skull Grunts and the Ultra French Toast Squad who fell epically to Silver's Corkscrew Crash. Oh, and Gladie evolved into an Arcanine. Yaaaaay! That's it for now! See ya!

Ikr! Fire, Ice, and Ghost are my favorites