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The Glazio News
9/18/2020
Whee machines! I got a few more Legends, not all of them, and decided to start my new playthrough. A playthrough in another language, which makes it seem sorta new. Ultra Moon: Japanese version! Yesssss! It's actually not as hard to play as you'd think... anyway, I named myself グラジオ with much difficulty and begun my adventure! My starter was actually a male Popplio this time. I named him Bliss! Why? I dunno, there's only 6 spaces to name your Pokemon and I didn't wanna use Japanese characters 'cause I don't understand Japanese aaaaaaahhhhhhh! It took me forever to beat the stupid Teacher at the Trainers' School, but I eventually did. Then ol' Lima Bean Ilima got in my way with his stupid Smeargle. I leveled up Bliss and he evolved into Brionne! Then I destroyed Ilima and laughed about it! Ha ha! Anyway, I did the Normal-type trial with ease. It was simple, just spam Disarming Voice. Heh. So I got a Z-Crystal that I don't have any use for at the moment! Then I caught a male Growlithe whom I named Gladie. I don't know, it just came to mind. Then I beat the fat old psychic Hala bread and got another Z-Crystal I have no use for at the moment! So then I caught a male Rockruff named Rei and headed to Akala Island! I didn't get far 'cause I ran into Iridio- wait that's Italian. Glazio! Hmm... Gladizio. Iridiadizio. Frick I'm awesome. Try to say Iridiadizio! It's fun! Anyway, I blasted his music and just barely beat him in battle! Hey, Glazio's actually a tough opponent! An adorable one too! I just wish I understood a fricking word he's saying. I cannot readed a Japaneseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I love how they were trying to teach me how to Mantine Surf and I couldn't understand anything. I can barely recognize my own's character's name... which, by the way, is Gladion's Japanese name. Yes. It's the Japanese equivilent of me naming myself Gladion. Heh heh heh... I'm called Glazio for a reason. I guess. Or something.
Sep 18, 2020 by Gau
Mews dabbing at midnight
With hink cows that are high
On malasada juice
And a conga line of derpy Haus
Zombie spider Haus
Are swimming through the ground
Pika's in a UFO
And derpily flailing her arms
Gladion juggles flamethrowers

'Cause this is Hau thriller
Hau thriller night
And no one gives a crud
If you see this, scream, and die
You know it's Hau thriller
Hau thriller night
You're feeding Hau malasadas
Nobody knows why
Hau thriller tonight, yeah, ooh

You see Saturn
Driving the Batmobile through a wall
You watch Lillie
Who's a rocket torpedo who flies through the sky
Guzma's selling something
Epic Hau head dinners for breakfast lunches
Glazio, all the while
You see a Hawlucha with a derpy Hau head
As Lusamine juggles her head

'Cause this is Hau thriller
There ain't no logic here
In this crazy show you made, Glazio
(Ooh, ooh)
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
You're feeding Hau malasadas
Nobody knows why, Hau thriller night

Craziness in space
Kids being stalked by X and Pika
They're in a garbage truck with Gladion
The kids loudly scream
As Y and Nick watch the insanity, ooh

There's a LEMONADE
He's possessed by now glitched DVD player, ooh
I can't turn it off
Frick this really glitchy show that's playing
Mom doesn't help
So I rip cords outta the wall, yeah
Until it dies
And turns off for the second time
It makes me happy

That this is Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
'Cause this is where illogic lives
And all the losers scream and die
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
So now I'll huggle Gladion
Who is a killer, Hau thriller, chiller
Hau thriller here tonight
'Cause this is Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
Glazio, this is where illogic lives
And all the losers scream and die
(Ooh, ooh)
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
So now I'll huggle Gladion
And dance with a killer, Hau thriller
And N screams and dies

This song really sucked
Until my brain made this parody
It makes it beautiful
'Cause it makes no sense at all
And N screams and dies
We dance our heads off to this song
And send the lameheads to the torture chamber
Pika x Gladion is the best ship ever
And Hau x Pika is just why
And N screams and dies
(Hau thriller, ooh, Hau thriller)
And N screams and dies
(Hau thriller night, Hau thriller)
And N screams and dies
Ooh, Glazio, N screams and dies
Hau thriller night, Glazio
The protests of the logical linger
But we say "shut up, this is great"
(Hau thriller night, Hau thriller)
We dance and prance with our best friends
And complain about idiot lameheads
As I cringentary stuff I like
I scream whee and have fun (And N screams and dies)
And no logical people can live
Through the insanity of Hau thriller!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sep 17, 2020 by Gau
Not surprised. XD
Sep 17, 2020 by Gau
When I said to help africa out I didn't mean for you to flood Sudan entirely God d*mn it. Yes I read the news call me a normie if you want
Sep 16, 2020 by A typical glance.
Did you get a dialgs, a palkia, or both?
Sep 16, 2020 by KitkatKK2
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
SCREEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
Wut
Sep 14, 2020 by Haze
"Epic whee
Primal scree
X likes to pee
On his own knee"

-Glazio Kawaii 2020
Sep 14, 2020 by Gau
Hii updated my friends list now you get a side-note hehe
Sep 13, 2020 by Dyla N
I've decided to extend the ban to another week on account of the duplicate accounts. Any further dupes will make it permanent.
Sep 13, 2020 by PX
Hi since your in it ch 1 of the myth fics up on jason’s wall
Sep 13, 2020 by Dyla N