Dragon Ball fanfiction writers scare me.
I mean uh
(insert sparkles here)~ Dragon Ball Fanfiction Quotes From Characters Whose Names I Never Bothered to Write Down and Stuff ~(insert sparkles here)
<Featuring Giru Saying Random Things Occasionally (all right, more than occasionally)>
[Complete with the poor foolish writers' misspellings, because editing those out would kill the humor!]
- - - PART 1 - - -
"Oh? Who said anything about Goten?"
"You just did, smart ass."
"Did Gohan defended you in a full classroom?"
<Gee, I don't known. Did he'd?>
"Half your class had given me an rapport about me, it was creepy as hell."
"Oh, uh-uh, Ms. Goddess-Destroyer Lady"
<Goku is just as confused and baffled as the reader is. Isn't that nice?>
"What will happen when one of Goku's childhood friends' children showed up out of nowhere and all the boys falls for her?"
<She's declared a Mary Sue and axed from the story.
...If only.>
"(insert ethnicity here)"
"Well, first, I have to wait for this old guy to stop dancing around me."
<Oh yeah I included some lines from quizzes as well. Because why not.>
"I don't exist at this point, either, but in the future, I could travel back as a severely traumatized, but fully grown adult."
"Are you strong enough to kill Gogeta Super Saiyan 5295292 with one shot??"
"(y/n) had drawn Bulma, her mom and dad, her dad's cat and a paint brush? "Why did you draw a paint brush?" (y/n) looked at the drawing before looking back at Bulma. "That's Vegeta, look here is his face." she pointed out."
""I-Is that Goku Black?" You ask, turning your head to look at Future Trunks and he nods stiffly, grinding his teeth in anger. "He's kinda hot-" The words spill out of your mouth and Trunks whips his head around to look at you like bruh wtf?"
<I'm with Trunks on this one.>
"The saiyans are lengend.no body can defeate them not even the gods.read the exiting adventures of goku and others"
<Yeah, I'm exiting all right.>
"Hello there you're pretty."
<"Wow, Goten into redheads?" -Giru 2023>
"Man, he may be a total nerd sometimes, but he was a total bad ass at that moment."
<Somehow, the space makes that all the more funny.>
"I'm sure the brat can go somewhere else."
"Don't you dare call him that, you arrogant b*stard!"
"....Their all males.A namek, a descendant of the three eyed people,a small pale being and three humans. An adult,a midget and a child."
""Your a Prince?" He asked raising an eyebrow as high as Vegeta's ego."
<(imagines Piccolo's eyebrow just sliding up off his head)>
"Miss, can you-"
"Yes, I can see now if you don't stop with that damm thing, I'll make sure you won't be able to see"
"What are they doing?"
"Sleeping, I guess?"
"Whos cuter"
<Finally, a quiz question that speaks to me on a personal level.>
"Going to die in an invasion find out how"
<All right. I admit it. This one was from a quiz that had nothing to do with Dragon Ball.
It's oddly hilarious though.>
"How long wolued you last in a fight with goku"
<If I flirt with him, will I last longer?>
"if goku ask u come on is that all u got"
<if i ask goku wheres ur grammar>
"Even in a situation where two strange men stated that they came from another world, you were able to make yourself look like the weirdo. Good job."
"If only people knew the truth. You raised your eyebrows at your own thoughts. You didn't even know yourself what the truth was, idiot."
"Trunks, you're being too obvious."
"I know, I just want to stay around her and get rid of those other girls. They're freaking me out."
<Trunks moment.>
"Is it weird I'm kind a relieved we found her after two minutes of losing her in a supermarket?"
<Just moment.>
"You remembered why the boys are with you, they had a good reason. Or so they said when you were eavesdropping on them."
"Can we go already? I am going to blow up some humans if they don't stop staring."
"Stop making this difficult for yourself, woman. Gohan is a nerd and great with these kind of things."
"Thanks a lot, Vegeta."
"You do know there is enough room on the beach for you two to walk together to the house, right?"
"Seriously, Goten. Your dad really sucks at flirting."
<Don't blame him, blame the writer, it's all her fault.
Wait a minute. He would be bad at flirting.
Never mind!>
"When you opened your eyes, a new person stood tall in front of you, only he was rather short."
<So you know you're in good hands. Small hands, perhaps, but good hands.>
"What? The brat has been having teenage dreams about us. It is a little bit funny."
"It seems you can focus so clearly you can dodge attacks really fast. This is really great and will prove really helpful."
<Really? You really use the word really a real lot, don't you?>
"You could only imagine how the two of you looked to any other who saw you standing, like two lovesick teenagers who are both afraid to tell one and another."
<I'm afraid to tell one and another too.>
"The original Multiverse Queen is killed by a normal human turned super villain named Deity Killer, or Mistress DK for short. The Multiverse Queen passes on her power to a Saiyan woman that she has chosen years before, her name is Taya Starclip."
<...Why?
Why?
Two things.
1. That is a terrible name and also not a Saiyan name, or a human one for that matter.
2. DK! Donkey Kong!>
""Hey, Goten, look I got you a new sibling! " Goku said, Goten's face changed to shock, "mom, when were you pregnant?""
<That feels so out of character that it's brilliant.>
""huh, ya know Goten, you're right, they are kinda cute" she said, parting you on the head."
<Parting me on the head? She parted my head? Boy, she really is a bad mother.>
""Bulma, I need your help!" Vegeta yelled, he heard her walking down the stairs, he walked to the living room, to see Trunks and Bulla "uh, dad, you got something on you're head" Trunk said.
"Wow, I didn't know" he said, voice dripping with sarcasm, "what is it?" Bulla asked "dada" you said "dada? Vegeta, are you cheating on me!? Bulma cut in as she walked down."
<Trunk>
"Then, speak. I give you three minutes. As that is, at walking pace, the time it takes to get to my room. Once I'm inside, I never EVER want to see you again."
<"Damn, you're an ass." -Giru 2023 (again)>
"Trunks and new girl sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love then comes marriage then comes a baby in a baby carriage."
<First, it's IN a tree. Third, there is no second.>
"At capsule corporation:"
<We were just AT Capsule Corporation, you foolish, imbecilic MORON. ...A-And you never told me if Trunks is two years older than me.>
"Trunks came to me and saved me"
"And after then you two kissed right?"
"well imagine someone walking to you and saying: hi my name is Goten i am an alien from an almost extinct race and i am very powerful, wanna be friends?"
<If Goten walked up to me and said he was Goten, I'd more than likely say yes.>
"you're strong, and you even got my son to train without me forcing him too, no wonder he chose you as his future ma-"
<"Yeah, I'd choose him as my future mate too" I said while watching GT.
Remind me that there are good and mildly embarrassing times to make jokes.>
"She launched at you with her full speed, hoping that she can kick you out of the ring in one punch"
<She's going to kick me out... with a punch?>
"TRUNKS."
<Best line 11/10 beautiful poetry very emotion>
"Have no fear, Gotenks is here! With reinforcements!"
<...By the way can we fit another person in our hug?>
""Hello there.. uhh...Mr.Goku?" You said, trying to sounds as foreign to him as you could. Seriously? Mr.Goku? You questioned yourself quietly."
"so quickly changed your mind and screamed for the nice lady leisurely walking down the hallway"
<This cracked me up for no apparent reason.>
"Infants from space with tails. Now that's something you don't see every day!"
"Sorry about dad... He's not... Good with strangers... Or friends... Or people..."
