Wall for Ditto (page 202)

This already has like four billion spelling errors, but maybe Google will do something funny with it. I present to you, a Harry Potter-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon crossover, in the style of Very Stupid And Disgruntled Ten Year Old Writer.



HWO HAIRY STONER BECAMED A POK EMON!!!!

waht happnens wen Harty Potor bcomes a Pockymon 1 daye???????? Adfanture???? Ekitemant?????? ROM MANCE????????? Fnid owt in tis storry!!!!!!!!
Ths is mey forst fnafic plz dont bee maen!!!!!!!



CAHPRER ONE - POKMON?!!


Wneh Harey Potror waked up he wasnt
in knansas anymore (xd get ut??) he was in Pokemn Wirld!! "HOLY SHAT!!!!!" he swored!!! (an. sorry i dindt warn u but tis fnanfic contans sworing if u don' liek swear plz stop reding) hne was a rilou who culd controll all tipes and aora!! He didn;t now what 2 do!!1 but ten a eeve!!!!

an didu like it???? plz tell me in comment!!!~



HAPTER 2 - eve


aN. my spellng ISNT BAD!!! I work @ scool an hav a BOFREIND!!!! adn i KNOW RULO DOSNT HAVE ALL TYPS iTS A FITING STUPID!!!!1!!!

Haryy wass stnuned by eth eeve she waz soo pretti!!!! He cold fell himself faling in lobe wit her!! (an hes a roilu nwo so its not wired) 'im Harry Potor whats ur name??" "U'm Eve teh evee........" Eve sed!!! Seh waz so pretyy she was shiney but wit pink insted of wite!!!! And she had red shapped cheekz like a pickachu but hert shayped!!! She was wenrning a pritty ponk boh an dres and th moer Hary loked at hre the moor he faleled in lov!!!!

ab. Inst eve prety?? Shes' maned aftar my evev in mistry dongon!!!!!



CAPTAR TREE - EVE HA SA CRASH!!!!


an, sorre i got so angrey erlier!!!! I jus donn like beng in salted!!! I dont relly hafe a boyfran but I do have a cursh!!!! He's reely hot and i wanan ask hmi out!!!!! aneyway my littel sistur wantned 2 joyn soo her chracter willbe interduced soon!!!!

"Soo hairy wher do u live????: eve asked!!!!!! But sinse Harey was firm hogarts he dint now what 2 say!!!!! "I do no.........." he sad!! "O......." Ev e replide!!!! Seh cuoldn't stop thonking abowt hoow cute Harry was!!!!! She lovved th litening skar on hiz haed it locked realy cool!!!!! Sheh trid 2 ignor her fellngs becuz sh'ed juts meet Jarry bud it waz hard!!! "Wanat 2 stay at my playce????" sge asked!!!

An. Omg inst it soo cyte???? Plz tel me waht u thunk!!!!!!

I am officially very amused.

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Is it at all wrong that I sung the Google Translated By Ki Moon Johto theme?

XD

(smokes bicep)

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Hiya! How goes it?

I noticed something about my neighbors.

So far one has said that he has sued us, another has threatened to do so. Or maybe it was the same. I can't keep up. Anyway, apparently, having my mom yelling at some kids to shut up is much, much worse than having kids screaming all day for literally no reason, as parents sit there and do absolutely nothing about it. . And for her to say that she is glad that no one died in a fire is much, much worse than one of those idiots who accidentally lights the fire with cursed fireworks. Because everyone knows we're just a bunch of troublemakers who love to annoy people.

But in the meantime, our neighbors play music through an open door (it also echoes a lot), make their children scream as if they are going to be killed, scold each other unpleasantly, slam doors, and generally act like idiots. . And we don't denounce them as assholes (yes, I know very grown up) all day.

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