Wall for Felix⠀ (page 29)

hey i want you to say something stupid to me thanks

Who's Joemama?

Eat coal.

Coal doesn't have prancing birds on its packaging.
Coal weighs more than twice as much as cereal of the same size.
You could kill a man with a pound of coal in your hand.
Coal sinks to the bottom of a bowl of milk.
Coal won't crack if you bite too soft, coal will chip your tooth of you bite too hard.
Coal sits like a rock in your tummy if you swallow.

OH GOD OH F RUN

uh oh sisters moment did you visit the backrooms

whasr

and I oop

suck my nose

(Don't eat your son's eye's!)