Wall for Felix⠀ (page 28)

Felix's mom, I told Jimmy about how your son and his doggy dieded. XD

that was weird and unfriendly. I hope you’re more agreeable in real life.

...Felix's mom. I know you're probably gonna hate me for this, but I knew about Gladion's plan to kill your son and his dog. Why didn't I stop him, you ask? 'Cause he's my boyfriend. He kissed me a week ago. Then we went out the next day. So I gived him my Crimson Longstaff from Fate that I sold for some money and he blasted Felix with it. Then Felix cried out "noooooooo" in a very dramatic fashion and dieded. And Felix's doggy started swearing at Gladion in a very rude fashon and he blasted it too. So the dog dieded. Then I invited Hau and Lillie over to my place and we had a magical dance to "What Is Love" and drank cham-pag-in even though we were too young. And I gave Gladion a Shiny 6IV Arceus and we did a tango. My apologies to Felix and his doggy that Gladion blasted them and they dieded. XD

Isn't Gladion CUTE? That little thing of hair that sticks out of his head, that glare that he'll never lose, that black hoodie... He's just so adorable! He's so cute you wanna give him a hug, right, Felix's mom?

Your "baby boy" said that Gladion committed genocide against him and his dog. Gladion doesn't really exist (sadly), and I know he wouldn't just go over to someone's house and kill their dog. Gladion's too nice to do that. Also, Felix's mom, you need grammar lessons. Like, really bad.

Text to wha...? What?

If Gladion committed genocide against you, how are you writing about it in the chat...?

hey ey ye ey o a yah dum dumdum doo dum oh hey o yeah dyha dah dee de dah dyah doo do dum de dum dum dum

not there

Hmm, Hellfire Taco did seem strangely defensive when you explained how you won. I'm going to talk to him to see if he can explain that. I'll get back to you.