Alright! ^^ So...
Which region? You know, Kanto, Sinnoh, Hoenn, Unova...
Apr 12, 2017
by
Torchic the Ninja~
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
DK
Donkey Kong
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
DK
Donkey Kong
DK
Donkey Kong is here
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
DK
Donkey Kong
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
DK
Donkey Kong
DK
Donkey Kong is here
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware cause he's after you
DK
Donkey Kong
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Apr 11, 2017
by
Hellfire Taco
I dunno, but it IS a nice day! I'll go run around the park! Care to join? ^^
Apr 9, 2017
by
Torchic the Ninja~
I'm continuing something that never should have stopped.
A tale of two gentlemen who had a friendly conversation over something that they forgot about.
There were happy times,
sad times,
grime times,
and meme times.
But most of all, there was a large amount of "I don't know what I'm doing but I am going to do it anyway" between the only two men who were physically capable of lightly dropping a clock on top of a bazooka while also committing a mass-murder of approximately forty eight and a half horse people who had just recently walked into Burger King.
Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song.
Uh, yeah, Bob... what do I do?
Hmm, let's see... I know! You play the guitar!
Bob, I don't have any hands.
Oh, you're right... well, okay! You play this!
I don't wanna play that! I'll look silly!
Oh, come on. It'll be fun!
Nope. Not gonna do it.
It's for the kids.
Oh, okay. But they better not laugh.
All right! Better get on out there!
If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales,
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!
Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be
VeggieTales!
Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!
VeggieTales!
Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half an hour!
VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
It's time for VeggieTales!
[Creepy child laughter]
Apr 9, 2017
by
Hellfire Taco
I'm glad you enjoyed the Moose Tracks! ^^' How'd it taste like? Anything else you would like?
Apr 5, 2017
by
Torchic the Ninja~
I also demand that you crop out that watermark PLEASE vvvvv
Apr 4, 2017
by
Hexahedron
my boy
CROP
THAT
IFUNNY
WATERMARK
HOLY SMOKES JUST CROP IT
I'M GETTING TRIGGERED
Apr 2, 2017
by
Pahff
Moose tracks? Alrighty then. I mean, we DO have EVERY flavor so...
Bon Appetite! ^^
Apr 2, 2017
by
Torchic the Ninja~