Wall for Hellfire Taco (page 22)

Are you really going to measure a person's power on his spelling and knowledge of English? If that is what you are doing, almost all of your leaders will be mere newborns.

1) I am not an Imperion, so that point is invalid.
2) Don't your governments claim control over water, of all things? So, even I can say that I have conquered star systems. Plus, Earth has certain problems which others do planets did not have, so it is taking me some time. Plus, I haven't even been on Earth for 133 days.
3) I am again, not an Imperion.

1)Ever heard of a blatterbeast? Or, If you are an ignorant Earthling, a mosquito? However small or measly they maybe, they still cause a  inconvenience, do they not? And plus, I would not like to waste an hour of mine and one of my men to put down a rebellion.
2) In my 429 Earth - years of life, I have conquered 13809 star systems and 665097 planets. You want anymore proof?
3) Are you sure? Sure, Pokemon trainers may not be the best in anything, but they have a certain quality that I really want. FYI, In my Top 10 minions list, there are 4 Pokemon trainers, sooo. And, I am not as stupid that I will take teenagers as minions, because only most of them are teens, and the cream of the crop are certainly not.

Lel

It's just one guitar

lets be friend!!

u did? oh i thought there is a "completed" part of it, thanks for the info:).

Bee Pen

Eat a guitar and send the video link

spare me the details!