Wall for SiIver (page 141)

The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

You can drink a drink but you can't food a food

Tobacco companies kill their best customers

Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you're sick, mechanics hope your car gives you trouble, but only a thief wishes you prosperity

When a gravedigger dies, they have to go to work one last time

Being born is a death sentence

Japan's flag is a pie chart for how much of Japan is Japan

What do you need with in Chem?

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