Thanks! I actually tried to make a couple of my dreams into fanfics, but it's pretty difficult to make them semi-coherent (although they could just be random and silly like my actual dreams). And I'm really lazy. One dream I tried to turn into a fanfic was where Cliff (a character from Harvest Moon) got frozen, my OC met Ash Ketchum and the gang, and... that was pretty much all that happened. I attempted to expand it and have it make a bit more sense, but I got lazy and abandoned it like pretty much everything else I write. Also it still didn't make much sense, but I tried. I also attempted to turn that dream about the murderous biker lady into a fanfic (but with something to replace the tapioca), but I quit. Man I wish I would actually finish things. But in less complaining news, I am going to now blather about some rather random dreams I had.
- The Many Adventures of Gau. Apparently I decided to name it now. In one dream, he was in Harvest Moon. Did I try to get his hearts up? Yeah. In another dream, he was in... a PokePark game, I think it was supposed to be. Except he was running around on floating platforms in a dark abyss with weird colors swirling around. Kinda creepy honestly. And in yet another dream, he had his own game. Where he kicked the crap out of people. Dunno about you, but I'd play it.
- That dream where I slid around a grocery store uncontrollably for no apparent reason, which was both funny and embarrassing. And it happened more than once, too.
- Crow. Ah, Crow. Of all the Yu-Gi-Oh characters to randomly appear in my dreams, he was the most persistent. He once appeared three times in the same dream. In said dream, I was playing some SNES game that was really difficult, and he was a playable character (and apparently a Necromancer...?). Then he appeared in an anime that was apparently based off of a fanfiction. And finally, he appeared in the Yu-Gi-Oh anime. As a monster. No freaking clue. Oh, and he once appeared in another dream and had a weird voice. Although the fact that he was screaming "My babies! My precious babies!" for no apparent reason except that his cards were on the floor didn't help.
- A dating sim where you dated half-alien half-humans. Or something. I just cantn't (totally a word right there).
- There's a blond version of Gau named Pippin who stowed away on a ship to find food and can summon Legendary Pokemon to defeat his enemies. Or something.
- Apparently T.K. (some kid from Digimon) is real. And my best friend. Also he had a broken U.S. Constitution clock that he wanted to repair, so we called the FBI. But then decided that they can't get their hands on the clock. However, they got the clock. And I had to ride in their FBI truck by climbing through the window they broke so that I could get in (no need to just open the door or anything). And I had gravel in my sock. The end.
- I got feemail EEeEE in Pokeymanz Sorth!11!11one!111!11!!!11! Then I tranzfereded her to a gameth and hse got CREPPY EYEZ and I was SCARED!!11!!1111! omg I was sorree and styll scarred
(Translation: I was reading too many creepypastas I guess.)
- I used cheat codes/glitches to walk through a house in a 3D Pokemon game, got transferred to a glitched-out Mystery Dungeon game, and ended up in a double battle. Against a guy with two Kyogre that had two heads, the second head being beaten-up, mutated, and tan-colored. A little creepy. And I had a female Gallade. For some reason.
- Vlad Plasmius killed me by being inside of my head and getting ticked off. Not sure either.
- I had to save the world from... something, I dunno, in one day by using Pokemon. I had a Latias, and some guy named Brad had a Charizard, also Ash Ketchum might've existed. We decided to camp out in the middle of a desert, because apparently we had more than a day to save the world now, and there were cookies or something that looked like shoes. No idea. But then (insert dramatic music here) Brad betrayed us! He actually wanted the evil world-destroying thing to destroy the world, and he was going to offer it a sacrifice! Who was he going to sacrifice? The powdered glass he had in his pocket, of course! I... have no idea either.
Ah, the subconscious. Such a blast. Anyway, can you remember some crazy dreams that you've had?
May 2, 2022
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Gau
Oof, sounds rough. I hate it when it gets hot out. Which is ironic considering summer is my second favorite season, but yeah, heat is a pain.
Completely unrelated, but I had a dream however many days ago that was so random that it was funny. Apparently, I had tapioca in my pocket that could bring people back to life, a lady who rode a motorcycle pointed a gun at me and chased me around so she could get it, I attempted to outrun her on a bicycle (wow great idea outrun a motorcycle on a BIKE), got caught, and was rescued by the Starfish Poker Midget (Yugi) and his Dark Magician before Evil Motorcycle Lady could kill me.
It'd probably be somewhat frightening to get chased around by a psycho lady with a gun, but apparently not anymore.
Apr 29, 2022
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Gau
