X x Pyra but it’s awkward
Once upon a time, X danced around his room, singing “ah yes, Pyra is hot indeed, which is oddly specific”. His room was covered in pictures of Pyra. Then, X noticed his door, which had a painting of Pyra on it, open. Pyra walked in. They stared at eachother dead in the eyes for a good 3 minutes, until Pyra eventually said “It appears you...are a big fan of me huh.” “Ah yes. Indeed...” X murmured. They stared at eachother for about 10 minutes, X remembered that Pyra shouldn’t exist. “how do you exist” X muttered. “because.” Pyra said. Awkward silence. “ah yes.” X said, breaking the silence. Pyra turned back towards the doorway, and beckoned X to follow. They went through hallways covered in Pyra posters because X is a simp, and they went out of X’s house. A wormhole was there, presumably connecting X and Pyra’s universes. He walked in to a universe that looked like however the heck Xenoblade looks like, and there were two houses. Pyra led X to one, and to X’s surprise, it was covered in pictures of X, for Pyra was an X simp. They then stared at eachother again. Through the window of the other house was Mythra, staring, in dismay. She, too, was an X simp. X played a major role in the popular game “Pokémon Database” which explains his popularity, by the way. X and Pyra continued to stare at eachother awkwardly, and this continued until 5 years had passed, and they finally got married.
The end.
I think I’m high
Apr 2, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
