Wall for Amethyst (page 275)

I should’ve foreseen such an event. My worst fears are being realized teehee

How particularly dire. I had already transferred that and now things are going to be quite complicated. If you don’t mind, I’ll transfer it myself

On a more serious (but still silly) note, I shall transfer all of those silly notebook stories from sixth grade to a huge google doc

wE cAnnOt dO tHat!!! She would smite us all — I am beginning to question your loyalty

Yes of course. You are the most majestic deity to walk the universe, thiugh LettuceHead still remains above you

We dare not wish to ascend to the burning land where statues of your arch nemesis, TBD, lay

We worship thee until the day we ascend to a glorious realm where statues of you dot the clouds

*sniffles* yEs, oF coUrse, Your Glorious Majesty *collapses and dies*

We Hail You, Your Glorious Majesty

Critical hits man.