Wall for Amethyst (page 326)

Farewell teehee

F: *deadpan* I would stick my head in an oven if I lived here
M: That’s a bit extreme
F: *stares*

M: do you really need a door
F: a door to a bathroom is something you kind of expect

Person A: this is wonderful—
F: this is horrible! :)

hI I hAvE nOthIng tO stAy

M: *shows woman an ugly bathroom*
F: well at least the bathroom is where you’re supposed to throw up

She’s simply amazing but I found only two videos; I literally remember my parents watching it over the summer and I stuck around only for the woman roasting the gut

More

M: on that side of the wall is a town house, on that side of the wall is another town house
F: between those two walls is potentially an idiot

M: correct me if I’m wrong
F: oh, I’ll correct you even if you’re right

M: what is the point of having something that looks good but serves no purpose
F: It’s worked pretty well for you so far

M: you should dig this floor down
F: yes, i would dig it down and bury *something* in it and cover it right back up

sire acquired

M: “potentially” is the word you use when you don’t have anything nice to say
F: ...potentially

M: *sees two turtles* which one is you and which is one is me
F: I’d say you’re the lazy one up there doing exactly nothing, and I’m the industrious one trying to redecorate dog

F: *talks to dog instead of partner*
M: why are you talking to the dog?
F: *scoffs* seriously, given the choice—

M: what do you got woman
F: “what do i got” well I got grammar for one thing

I’m going to find more of her quotes teehee

She says all the things. Here’s an example

Male; there’s not much space in between these rooms
Female: like between your ears?