Wall for BM™ (page 32)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sexy. what school?

spill the tea

What the heck happened to Giru Saiyan and Bee Saiyan? You've made no mention of parents. Are they dead or something? How long ago has, say, Bee Saiyan been on his own? Where are those kids, anyway? Got important backstory questions here.

rear appendage

"I named my shiny Xurkitree Xurkitree."
Autocorrect you son of a-
I meant Xurkit.

I have a shiny Buzzwole named Bee Pen if that counts. I think I named my shiny Xurkitree Xurkitree.

Titlen't

- I assumed that if pulling on it just... makes a kid so weak he can't even hold up a Dragon Ball, losing it would weaken you at least a little. Or at the very least hurt like hell. It also seems to throw off balance (which is forgotten about after five minutes in Dragon Ball, very unfortunate because it was a wonderful touch and I loved it) until you adjust to no longer having a rear appendage. Who wouldn't want to watch gimpy Giru Saiyan stumbling around and crying about her destroyed pride or something? Also, Bee Pen ripping off Pickle Oh how blatantly shameless. And in the same series too. Like really mate? I said I wanted her to lose her tail, not that I wanted her to lose it in such a lame way.

If you wanted it to be over-the-top, why'd you ask me if I wanted it to be serious or not? I said serious. Sheesh. On the plus side, you said they're bad, so I'm right. Gotta savor the little victories.

Yeah I don't even care about the title at this point

- That one might be even more stupid. Show me an example of a Saiyan's tail being pulled off. I feel like that hasn't happened, but feel free to prove me wrong. If he pulled off her tail somehow (how do you even do that? That'd be like ripping off someone's arm), she would probably kick him in the crotch and never talk to him again or something like that. I assure you, she would not forgive him for tearing off the "one thing that makes her a Saiyan", most likely even if he wished it back (which really ruins the Dragon Ball search plot). Why would he even rip off her tail to begin with? Again, doesn't sound easy. Not like an "accident". Would it be funny for him to come along on her Dragon Ball mission when she despises him? Most likely. But a couple of laughs is not worth such a stupid plan. Would it be funny if she ripped out his eyeballs by accident and had to wish them back? Actually, don't answer that. At this point, it spontaneously falling off would be a better idea, and that just sucks. Couldn't she at least lose her tail to something a little more realistic than her apparent best friend who just permanently weakens her on accident ("oopsie, I broke my best friend's leg so bad that it can't be repaired")?
- {Oh yeah, you're definitely dim enough to accidently rip off someone's tail with that taste in hair. And yes, that's sarcasm. It's still a stupid idea.}

Seriously mate. This the best you can do?

Replies to commentary on replies

- You asked if I wanted serious or not. I said yes. You made Giru Saiyan lose her tail in a door. That is not serious. Also, again, I doubt it'd make her tail come off. Doors don't exactly have bladed edges, and it could just be opened and she could pat her tail and whine softly because owie, then go about her day with her tail still attached. Actually, that's more likely. And you DO recall that Saiyans have amazing strength, right? What if she just... destroys the door instead? All in all, pretty dumb when you think about it.
- Trunks? Assuming you mean she'd direct her "new toy energy" at him, I don't really see it. According to Dragon Ball videth gams (specifically Buu's Fury, VERY reliable source), Trunks is a year older than Goten, so if anything, she should've started with Trunks and... er, transferred her energy (I have no idea) to Goten when he was born because I dunno he's the favored child here. Which is a big plot hole, as she fawns all over one child as though she's never seen a baby before but ignores the other one's existence. I mean, I didn't think Vegeta would throw a party or something, but I doubt the kid's existence is just a secret. Anyway, Trunks is cute enough for a kid with purple hair, yeah, but he's not nearly as adorable as small Goku child. Plus, as I said, he is attached to him. She's made some sort of effort to be a... caretaker? Fake mother? Overprotective older sister? Eh, something. She thinks of him as some kinda family. Imagine pretty much ignoring your """family""" because small purple child. Oh wait a minute. She ignored her best friend who has been her friend since childhood because small Goku child. But that's different. Yeah, different. Anyway!
[Also, I have seen Goten's bad hair already. I complained about it when I got the Super Dragon Ball Heroes demo, remember? I nearly choked, briefly questioned if my eyes were functioning, and threw a fit. Like what the hell Goten what did they do to you?!]
- Yeah, the whole 'rekindling friendship' thing is like half the Dragon Ball search plot. Once Giru Saiyan stops worrying about Goten back at home as much, it's revealed that behind that doting worrywart is the same old brat. She was just so used to being a softie that she needed the right conditions to get back to her old self. Speaking of being a softie, as I stated before, it hasn't helped her fighting skills. All that time she spent being a housewife (don't ask how she does that without a husband, I'm not sure) really cut back on her training. So she has to train to keep up as well. Anyway, as Giru Saiyan acts like a brat nostalgically, she eventually realizes that Bee Saiyan has been a good friend or whatever, and they probably have some sort of deep friendship conversation about it, you know, that kinda stuff. They also train together and fight together and whatnot. Blah blah blah they're good friends again by the end of it, and lessons are learned. Also Giru Saiyan is pretty much back to her old self, though she still goes all wannabe mother on Goten. It's just not to the same degree. So, in short, Dragon Balls, Giru Saiyan tail, and friendship. Personally, I like that more than just "Gyro Sighyawn wkened up wun daye ad desided taht shed nt frend bpeen saian" (not even I know what I said there).

(also for a moment that wall post said it was made on March 21)

(sending Bee Pen Saiyan lore reactions through time)