All in all, the Bee Pen Saiyan lore is great. It made me laugh and laugh and cri (yes, cri) and laugh. But of course I'm going to nitpick because I can. And yes, I'm well aware that our two versions are going to differ slightly, but I'll whine about it anyway because well I'm bored.
- I'm not a huge fan of the way Giru Saiyan loses her tail. It doesn't have to be epic or anything, but it just seems like a disappointment. I can certainly imagine her closing the door on her tail and worrying that it's gonna fall off, but actually falling off? I dunno, Saiyan tails look pretty durable. It's a bit funny, yeah, but eh.
- You mean Giru Saiyan's "new toy energy" wears off before she finds someone else to direct it at (and while Goten is still cute and small)? That sounds very un-Giru to me. Then again, there are obviously differences between Queen Geerooeth and Giru Saiyan, but still. You'd probably have to find someone she finds cuter than or about as cute as Goten for her to focus on said someone else, and those options lookin' pretty narrow right now. And since she, as you accurately put it, "tried to out-mother his own mother", it's likely she's pretty attached to him. TL;DR: she will baby talk him in her wannabe mother fashion until the day he dies or gets bad hair (definitely true (certainly (without a doubt (mhm)))).
- I genuinely liked the idea of them re-bonding on the Dragon Ball hunt, mainly for filler- I mean uh deep plot meaning relevance or something that's it sure. Anyway, yeah, I thought it was kinda cool, but oh well.
Mar 21, 2023
by
Gau
Giru Saiyan lore
- Giru Saiyan starts out pretty bratty, because of course. She's also a loudmouth and doesn't think before she... anythings. I can definitely imagine her not believing Gohan is a Saiyan because he doesn't have a tail (RIP Gohan tail) and calling him a liar or something along those lines. Oh yeah, she doesn't like Gohan at first, and ends up extremely jealous when Bee Pen Saiyan wants to be his pal. Because heaven forbid people have relationships that don't involve her. As you can probably tell, she isn't extremely likable. Whether that's part of her charm or just annoying I'll leave up to you. On the plus side, the dumb stuff she does is probably funny. Oh, and did I mention that she really likes her tail? Yes, that's important. Temporarily.
- Once Giru Saiyan loses her tail, she's a little upset. More than a little upset. She is extremely distressed. She whines about how she doesn't feel like a Saiyan anymore because she lost her precious tail. And, you know, that makes her annoying in a different way. But you can hardly blame her, because now she just basically just looks human. RIP Giru Saiyan tail. But eventually she gets over it and is back to her usual bratty self, now ever-so-slightly matured!
- And then Goten exists. Then she decides that he is the greatest thing to ever exist and practically tries to insert herself into the poor kid's family. She goes from bratty to doting in like ten minutes. Official Giru Saiyan mood swing arc. It really weirds everyone out (like dude there's literally another baby try to hang around him instead), and after a while, it becomes obvious that she's neglecting stuff like... I dunno, training or actually talking to her only childhood friend somewhat often. Luckily it doesn't send Bee Saiyan into a fit. He's not bratty enough for that. So all this because she... wants to be a mother, or... or something. I really have no idea. Point is, she is extremely attached to the small child and sorta-kinda grows up alongside him (after everyone gets over it at least). So that's a something.
- Giru Saiyan is sad. Sad Giru Saiyan. All of a sudden, she starts mourning her lost tail again, because it was so great the first time. So she tells Super Pen Saiyan Super Pen about it, and he offers to come along on the bizarre mission to collect the Dragon Balls to wish back Giru Saiyan's tail. Without telling anyone because it's easier for me to imagine. Yay. Convenience. Woo-hoo. Anyway, on the journey, it's revealed that Giru Saiyan's fire (that is to say her brattiness) hasn't been put out. Just dampened because she's too busy doing... whatever it is she's often doing. Vacuuming? Whatever it is, her anger had clearly been more defensive than offensive, but now it's back in full swing, complete with snarky remarks. And it's not just her temper. Giru Saiyan and Penny Saiyan's friendship also ends up rekindled after all that time of her basically neglecting his existence. How nostalgic! Her fighting skills, though, are rusty. They weren't amazing to begin with, but losing her tail and becoming a stay-at-home unofficial big sister didn't help. Got the guts, but not the punch. So official Giru Saiyan training arc. Or something. So eventually, with the help of Bees Saiyan, she gets her tail back and returns home.
- It's Girusterin' time. Finally, the good part. Until it isn't. It turns out she hates her fusion. She thinks Giruster is a lazy bum who sucks and is bad. Ironic but true. Sure, Giruster has cool powers, but she hardly wants to use them because she'd rather chill and eat or whatever. In fact, the first time Giruster decides to fight (likely due to her conscience), she gets crushed. Her powers aren't worth squat against some of those evil bad guys. So she ends up sad AGAIN (seriously what's with the mood swings) because not only is her and Penaiyan's fusion useless most of the time, when she isn't useless, she still is useless. She yells at people and has to be talked back into a good cheer, and then... that's all I had.
In summary:
bratty --> sad --> can words describe this --> sad --> bratty and sad
I'm sure it'd work terrible in execution but it's funny to think about.
Mar 20, 2023
by
Gau
1. I once drank an entire bottle of Brisk iced tea in a day. That's my career now.
2. I have a resume? Is my list of currently-fangirled-over characters on it?
3. Wait, I work here? Oh yeah, I'm Queen of the Conversation Chamber. Of course. I like that job because I get to boss people around and it's funny because of how often they actually do what I say.
4. (insert Queen Geerooeth lyrics here)
5. I can only pick one?
6. I'm German. I have a work ethic. Also I get drunk and sleep in Galaga arcade machines but that's different.
7. I hid Vegeta behind a rock. Wait, that's Dragon Ball. Well, it worked.
8. He didn't give me soda.
9. I stayed up all night, probably. I forget.
10. I live with people whose personality and work style are very different from mine. They suck and blast music at 4 AM. Then they go "YYAyayYYAyayYAYyayayAYYAYyayayYYAyaY"-
11. Get a bunch of raises. Use money for games.
12. By getting better at video games.
13. A brat.
14. 4,246,844,804.
Mar 20, 2023
by
Gau
