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I clicked the link for one of the best people I'll ever meet, and it took me back to your profile page. I think the link is broken.

Hey mate.

Jumpy Jay

ZHANK YAH!

Harvest Moon: Parade of the Lame [Amazing title.]


Fika sat at the door of the house. [Fika] He waits a million times for Gil to open the door of his room, tries to force his friend's new gold down his throat to see if he will, and then rings the purple bell, wanting him to enter his house safely. the place a million and seven times, otherwise he could see, he did not want to throw gold around his neck. [Understandable.] Additionally, he needs food, so they become best friends, and the purple bell rings. He thought he was going in through the door and heard something. He went to the flock to see that nothing was singing. "Oh, I looked at my knees, I know what they are looking at, but it stinks, and there was Amanta, and he doesn't have the temerity of CARNATUS," he knew. [knees] But besides Pica, Toby is the only one on the hunt who doesn't even know Parlor Swipele exists. Luke then kills the Killed Boyfriend remix. [So good at killing Parlor Swipele's boyfriend that he killed him twice.] purpose He came back and forgot about the Swiple parlors there. [I hate Swiple parlors honestly.] "AVVVVV AV DOVE HAR M DEVTUR DORP," said Salon pat. Gil was relieved to see that Fika was only gone when he left his house. He then goes to the docks and sees Nile singing through his teeth to an unconscious Toby while Pica laughs on the floor. [SINGING THROUGH HIS TEETH OH G- (laughs and sneezes)] He reached for his teeth and calloused baths and tried to leave them before kicking. ["calloused baths"] But the crop fell into the sea. Pika grabs Toby's hook and deflects the hook, capturing the fin. At last he tied a string to his cloak and slowly turned him over, releasing the fish from his mouth and the drops of water from his feet. He cut the fish and said, "I hope you like it." Fika was shocked again. [Again?] Toby takes his rod and twists it through his shirt at Pika, who forgets that Pika is on his line and throws the line into the water. [How does one twist a fishing rod through his shirt?] And he took one, wrapped it, and filled it with forty fish. He looked up from under his fishing jacket. Salon quickly leaves in a huff before she sees another woman who looks down on her. [Every woman looks down on her.] "He wants me and Selena Dorp," said the girl. "Peco, Enet, I'm a head TURD," answered Parlor Sweeple. [Accurate.] They argue about the evil of Pica. [evel] A pyre burns on the shore of Nineveh, but they do not know it. They went into the sea to kill the Fick fish, they turned a golden brown, and it was a perfectly grilled fish. He was very tired, cold, tired, but he could do nothing. "DORP PICA GONNA KILL YOU" Parlor Sweeple yelled and Selena ran up to them. [...Well that's deep.] This time, Toby preferred to fish. But by chance he pushed the hook to the shore and caught Selena's eye. So pick it up. He looked at us confused and tried to eat his food before putting it on the fika fire instead and looked sad. [sad fika fire.] she touched him with her other hand and said: "Father, I am still warm!" [wait what] He hugged her and placed a golden crown on her neck before plucking a salty fin from the sea. [Oh sorry, I'm crazy!!!! All I need is salt!!!!!] Selena and Parlor Sweeple run to catch Selena's eye. But then Toby makes eye contact and puts his hammer back. He ties Selena with a rope and throws her into the fire, while Pica throws her head into the ocean. [This got darker than I expected.] Toby eats part of it and pushes the other part into the rocket with Julius, Parloi Whipple and Ann. [Ann and Parloi Whipple. That's a new one.] Throw it into space and explode. Everyone cheers as Toby burns the remains of the bomb, not knowing what the "fish" is eating or why it tastes like it. [(chews on bomb to the tune of Armageddon)]

Finally i. [Finally you may apply Pogie to your hair (optional).]

In-Ne-th: Example


I hear! This is the story of a blue boy in a blue town, a story of lost hopes. [Yeah that sums up my life.] But one day, after praying in Primal Bedow's underwater home, the angry 2% laughed and returned to Bedow. A normal day without Nnet or online voting. [ZHANK YAH!] Several birds had their throats burned before entering the sea. [Well all righty then.] I shouted "DLORPFH". Enraged, the Gimp attacks and encircles the Primordial Zone again, destroying Ennet and Trennon's signs at Light's command. [ohs noes!!!11!1!one!1111] Thinking he would rest, he threw them into the sea. I was wrong. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 [Well that's somethin'.] “Primal came back crying in the water and looking weak. Josh Cole tried to hit him. but jokingly threw the boat over his head and slapped him for not getting on." [Ouch.] They stayed hidden in the camp for a while. Not like the deprived poor. He had no weapon, but was tied to a very hard chair. "Oh my god!" they entered the room and danced and shouted, "The mountain tent has fallen." [That is arguably funnier than the entire untranslated story.] He had a very old video camera which he kept on a coffee table. But finding nothing, he struck his head, threw and ate ripe beets, grieved, cried out that his soul mourned, and declared a strange and terrible injury. effort. [Effort indeed.] He knew all along, but he couldn't. effort. [More effort.] The original Pulse Salon was pretty much dead, but they sang every song as it is. ["Pulse Salon"] The first screen was so intense that it broke a lot of glass. But I finally turned on the projector. [A job well done. All it took was strange injuries, ripe beets, and breaking a lot of glass.] It is signed with the letters "en-th". This cute song will start playing in different colors on your screen. This should be a bad "rendition" of the Little Tone song, but worse, it's sung by Edison Ray and someone else, Pearl Sweeple and Annette. [I assure you that is not cute.] DORP BABY We know you love "I'm hot enough to write". . name. "Pearmile Cougar".Change.First Harassment.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" OH ANNETTE GEEEEEE DERP” ANNETTE AND THE LIST She ​​screamed until Annette was forced to fight back. "Pearl-san" in English "Permil" will suddenly release VIG hair products!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she attacked, fainted, touched my shoulder and cried. [Um... am I on new drugs?] Eleven and a half hours later (because I'm good at math), the first and only development test at En-Ne. Now in its 27th season, Thi Ab has been able to prove that the balance of the three seasons of shades is 'X' I never thought of sleep. [Thi Ab X] "P, do you think you can?" Annette asked. Then the premal threw the wings in his hands. [...What?] They also removed their weapons. It pushed the movie project to the big screen, which is also the main source of contention. can be used "Oh DRP," Annette said as she entered the room. [(in Ricky Ricardo voice) ANNETTE!] "11! 11! 1! 1! 11! three! 11! 1!" Josh Cole shouted at Gligor. Gallagher left charging hard at Primal. When it happened, his eyes watered. He seemed to be crying, they did not know what it was, they heard him crying. "This screen." [(sits in a padded room and drums a melody on an empty Nutella jar lid)]


work done (see). [Oh I can get out of the padded room now?]

Escaped from the D.O.R.P. Laboratory and [...And what?]


"DERP," Ennette called from the street. The car is HeadX but is painted "DORP Labs" but without the cooked walnut logo. [Hm, yes, because if I were to pick a logo, the first thing I'd want is a cooked walnut.] Enet sees Gaw, Gil, Pico and Primal walking down the street. [My favorite characters: Gaw, Gil, and Pico.] Gau while he was walking with his power and Gil, who disguised himself as an old woman with old eyes, died in peace. [I doubt it was peaceful.] Not sure why she was dressed like an aunt. "DORPETH MACRITT - I'M GAU MINNETTE," said Annette as she tried to push him away. However, he faced Gil and a powerful HeadX and shouted Ah Yesss. [AH YESSS] There is a scene where Gau robs, robs and robs Gil. [I'm obsessed with rob-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bing as much as youuuuuuu] Pika did not know what he would do after Gil. First, Phil was gone. [NOOOOOOO PHIL] Ennett ran ten miles before saying, "Go to the dorp to fix LE." [I could run exactly ten miles an hour and dorp exactly ten more, to be a lamehead and fix LE and stuff and things and how does the song go-] Then she turned around where everyone was silent. Gil sits talking to Pika while Gav sleeps. Gau tries to kill him in the car, but somehow meets Giles. [Ah yes Giles best boy.] "OH ENNETT HEY ENNETT IS HITTING" he shouted and Primal mistakenly thought he was going to hit Primal. With the windshield broken, he lifted the car into the air and began to crash. However, the car turned and Gil left again. Pico smiled. [Appropriate reaction.] Enet entered the car and pressed a special button. These beans are scattered on a large duck, they will not rise, even when soaked in Prima water. [quack] "Enet" is taken to the DORP lab, which means "Dorp dOrp doRp dorP", where the Swipple Parlor is located. "I will explain why it happened," he shouted. "OH ENNETTE DORP-ORP-ORRRRRRR," shouted Ene. [Talk about overreacting.] After 20 minutes, Ennett decided to investigate from the beginning "DORPING TRICK", he decided to use Gaw without reason, he did not know that he would ruin the life of the two Gaw. [Poor Gaw.] But Gaws has green hair and eyes. [Not accurate. "Gaws" has green hair and red eyes, or blond hair and green eyes in most versions of Final Fantasy 6 for... reasons?] First. "You're doing SHYNEAE," he shouted. Ent was surprised. Lego Gaw looked at himself. [Lego Gaw my favorite game.] And Gaw threw himself into the air, then Gaw greeted Gaw. Ennet was surprised that Gaws was thinking of killing himself, but he realized that to play two Gaw, ran away, grandmother, surprise, surprise, tried to sell Gauss [NO GAWS/GAUSS/GAV/COW/GAW/GAUMA/GAUSSIAN/GOSS DON'T DO IT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR LIKE PICKING YOUR NAME AND HUGGLES] Now Parlor Swipple is trying P on his back with his macaroni shoes, whatever be, and, singing his new song, looking at Enne's bed, I stopped [Yeah I would hope so.] He went to Gil. Window I tried to close a hole in the wall... Heard Parlor Swipple sing, laughed and sneezed I thought, Swipple must have spat, but he thought there was bacteria in the water. [laughs and sneezes Gawly] Then there was a big crash. Josh Fresh reviews Primal. [Josh Fresh sounds like a very stupid YouTuber.] "You sing his original song. hey, play like crazy, in your seat!!!! first!! first! first! 111! One! first! 111! "Screamed Jesus Coll. [FIRST!! FIRST! FIRST! 111! ONE! FIRST! 111!] And the two Gaussians quickly escaped from Eneta, attacked Ios Cool." on the ground, since he is half an inch long. Gav usually fights like a stick, since Primal is released from the inner tube. [Stick is stick.] He prepared immediately. In -the mirror in which Enett showed his face, Graudan could see it now. Bob.", he immediately prepared himself to go find Kyogre. [Stupid Bob always getting in the way.] Gauss began to press the buttons on the control panel and Prinal turned to the rabbit, ferret, randomly flashing Ipom, Enneth, and finally Kyogre. Gauss runs away laughing and shouting with joy. Then Pika who felt pain and Gil who wanted to inflict pain entered the room. They both dissected Swippel's album, and Goss laughed. Gil was starting to kill them because he was so burdened and angry, but Pica successfully expressed and embraced Gauss. "That yellow name of Zephyr!" [Names are color-coded now?] He wondered why the two Gauss were there. But before anyone could comment, the host burst into Annesla's bikini-clad room. [...Uh.] "We're boring poopants," Annetbob praised the pooppants. They all looked at each other like 'Wtf'. [Yeah pretty much.] The first is a huge and deep-water pouring out of the back, which bursts into the roasted beans. D.O.R.P Suddenly Aneth is blind in hell. [Well that took a turn.] The Labs eat but not Freaky's head as Cow and Zephyr hug Peeka as "Cry Meenath" as someone asks if Freak will turn it off. [Damn Freaky blasting Cry Meenath smh my head.] Note that before the D.O.R.P. Ipom in Labs because of a lame head means nothing and never wants to.

En-Ne-th: Derp Meenies


At one point, Primal Pika told Yu-Gi-Oh to look into an underwater cave. [Wait what's Primal Pika-] But alas, he had magic, so he proved everything he said, and whenever Bakura and Yugi did something he thought was right, he did it. and sweep. [and sweep.] Primal was in trouble because of this. After going into the ocean and mourning Yugi's death, he decided to go back up. But he realized that he had spent a year there because the world was ruled by lame people. "God will do no more." He shouted. [Little dramatic, don't you think?] There he saw two stupid Gligurs standing at a table of cards. [Oh they're stupid thanks for specifying I never would've known.] But they didn't do it like before, they didn't move and they just stared at each other for almost 75275293.5 hours. From where he sat, he couldn't see what was on the front of the cards, but he could see what was on the back: a blank canvas of Annette and Salon Swipe kissing. [SALON SWIPE HAHA] He used Ice Beam to free Gligur's team and their cards and continued on his way. But things started to get scary. Yes, great. [I'm scared! Great!] Everywhere I go Sui Gligor, Sui Josh Cool and little Annette play cards in bikinis. [...?] He knows that everything is strange, even if the ignorant do not know what the cards are. [OGEMGEH!!!11!!1onee!!11!!] But he discovered that the story had been shown on TV for no reason. Annette agreed. "Village, I put a line on the p side of the book," he shouted. [Ah, the p side of the book. So deep.] From there you drag the living room. "We put two bad hats on you and made fun of Annette," he said. Then the television destroyed itself. [Gee I wonder why.] Primal, knowing he must kill the cripple before he can rule the world, goes where his competition has never been shown. [Well that took a peculiar turn.] When he arrived there was a sign that said "DERP EN-NE-TH IS KOOL". Primal soon realizes that En-Ne-Th is to blame for Yu-Gi-Oh. But before she can do anything, Annette and Salon Swipele fall from the sky, Annette wearing a green Maximilian Pegasus wig and four Salon Swipeles dressed as May Valentine. [Four Salon Swiples.] "OMDERP" they shouted as they left the ground. Primal asked Biduff for Yu-Gi-Oh Pika to be a dormant form, but it wasn't. [what] "It's the DRP ball," said Annette. msgstr [Possibly the most coherent part of this entire thing.] "Let's defy EN-NE-TH." Words couldn't describe how Primal wanted to kill everyone right now, so he used Thunder to finish them off. - Then it's over. [Damn.] He said. He was about to leave, but Josh Cool's finances weren't there. [I read that as "Josh Cool's fiances weren't there".] "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! OFF, [OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] "NO-TH" [No-Th] Saloon Sweeple told him, he turned to see two more. No matter what he did, Josh Cools will work forever, so he has no other choice. "Short " symbol on the side and his card between them, it can be understood that primal accepted and cut the co-decided to get out of bed Five my heart is ready [Uhhhh OK then.] "primal decided to issue cards and took five cards from the headquarters. I don't know what his first hand is because he eats grass and throws paper like a child. ["he eats grass and throws paper like a child"] "If we lose the urine points seven times, we will win the benz competition and watch everyone competing lose the first DERP" "Yes, Professor Yu-Gi-Oh, but stupid and angry. I got it." Primal says, complete the "mission" and wait for Enette. [I can't even begin to make sense of that.] "I'm going first because I'm happy with the EP," Ennette said. [hhow dare yu!!1!1!11!] Then Salon Swipe started singing. And for some reason the brand name was not missing. [But- but I ate the brand name!] "Alright, I'll play the bone and turn it into a derp." Primal said, laughing even harder than before. [Pogo would be very proud.] "WAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE PEE KAY'S CARD" cried Anneth as she nodded her card. [How does one 'nod' a card?] "I know. Well, that's it." "It's your elephant brain," [No it isn't.] "Right. Attach me and open it to see." "OH DORPING KAY" Anneth replied and attacked. "No! You're mine... you know that, of course." Primal said looking at his map. It was called "DERP NOW THERE ARE MANY LAMEHEADS AND ALL THAT" and on the shield and sword card. ["Oh boy I'm totally lost I better look at my map which I have apparently named DERP NOW THERE ARE MANY LAMEHEADS AND ALL THAT much big bren."] D.E.R.P. And MENI changed everything. [:O] Monsters on the ground and some reason written on the back of the paper. "OH ENNETH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DORP" Annette cried as she fell onto the floor. Thanks to Derp, the mini is now limping and losing all Derping Beleith Anneth and all her pipe points. [...Pipe points?] Well, he didn't say the player started with the same number of points, but he ate all the cooked beans in Primal Victory mode. "Quia exivi" [Excuse m-] "O pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "..." Primale dixit. "Non piger IM BROCCO MAT DoRP YOUETH" Anneth ingemuit et aliquid tale clamavit: "Helm Kurf". Sed ut Primalis totis validis ictibus se iaculari coepit, micans lucis micans coelum he began to break. [(Akira blinks loudly)] I was hoping Bidoof would hit the ******** again, but he wasn't. [hit the ********] "The devil? Who? He thought he was fighting more than anything else. But he soon realized that he wasn't black. That's a lie. You're dressed as a dark witch. He saw who he was, he gasped, a fool. it tore. Gau called and used Altima. Throwing out dust, the lamb's head was no longer visible. [Am I out of the loop or do lamb heads have nothing to do with dressing as a dark witch?] Primal knew this wouldn't be for long. Gauna went to the sky when Primal returned to his cave so he wouldn't risk seeing Pika the girl dressed in dark magic. [GAUNA]

in summary [in summary]

Harvest Moon: Lamehead Parade


Pika was sitting on the doorstep of a house. She was waiting until eight o' clock so the door would be unlocked and she could barge into Gill's bedroom for the millionth time and try to shove a bar of gold down his throat despite it not being a food item so they'd be better friends and she could get his wish so she could ring the Purple Bell, and it's safe to say that his wish was that she would not barge into his bedroom for the millionth time and try to shove a bar of gold down his throat despite it not being a food item so they'd be better friends and she could get his wish so she could ring the Purple Bell. She considered going in through the window, but then heard something. She wandered over to the pier to see Parlor Swipple 'singing'. "OH I PEEEEEEEED IN MY SHOOOOOOE AND ONTO MY KNEEEEEEE THOUGH I'M NOT SURE HOW TO DERPING PEEEEEEEEEE I'M TOO SMART FOR THAT BUT I PEEEEEEEEEEED AND IT'S STILL IN MY SHOOOOOOOE AND I LOVE ENNETHHHHHHHHHH WHO IS A PEE TURD INCARNATE" She was trying to impress the crowd. But aside from Pika the only other person there was Toby who was fishing and didn't even notice Parlor Swipple was there. So she began to sing a rap remix of Luke Killied My Boyfriend. And when she got to the 'ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAB' part, Toby noticed she was there and hit her with a fish, knocking her dentures out. He then went back to fishing and forgot Parlor Swipple was there. "AVVVVV AV DOV HAV M DEVTUR DORP" Parlor Swipple screamed. Gill finally came out of his house and noticed, to his relief, that Pika wasn't there. He then went down to the pier to see Parlor Swipple singing songs without her dentures to a perfectly oblivious Toby as Pika rolled on the ground in laughter. He walked over to her dentures, which were actually tiny Smart Toilets, and stomped on them before trying to walk away. However he tripped over Pika and fell into the sea. Pika snatched Toby's fishing rod away and casted the line, trying to catch a Gill. When she finally hooked him by the shirt collar, he was dragged out slightly and had a fish sticking out of his mouth and a mermaid tail instead of feet. He spat out the fish and said "I hope you're happy." Pika went crazy laughing again. Toby snatched back his rod and hooked Pika by her shirt collar before forgetting Pika was on his line and thrusting the line into the water. By the time he got a bite, he reeled it in and Pika had forty different fish stuck to her. She glared at him from underneath her coating of fish. Parlor Swipple was very much mad and stormed off before finding a girl who was only slightly less ugly than herself. "OMPEE I'M SELENA DORP" said the girl. "I'M THE DERPING STAR PEE KAY I MEAN ENNETH I MEAN TURD HED" Parlor Swipple replied. They then got into a discussion about how mean Pika was. Pika was currently being grilled, literally, by Toby on the beach, but they didn't know nor did they care. They decided that they'd beat Pika up, so they stormed to the beach. Pika was toasted golden and all the fish were grilled as well. She was very tired of being tied up and roasted over an open flame, but there wasn't much she could do about it. "DORP PIKA WE'RE GOING TO BEAT YOU UP" Parlor Swipple and Selena cried, rushing toward them. Just then, Toby decided to fish some more. However, he thrust his line in the exact opposite direction of the sea by accident and it hooked Selena's eyeball. So of course he reeled it in. Then he looked at it, confused, and decided he'd have eyeball for dinner before putting it over the flame instead of Pika, who looked like she had a severe tan. She touched her hand with another hand and said "Cool! I'm still warm!" before snatching merman-Gill out of the sea and huggling him and shoving a gold bar down his throat. Selena and Parlor Swipple ran off so Selena could get a new eyeball. However, Toby then ate her eyeball and cast his line very far. He managed to hook Selena and now roasted her over the flame while Pika decorated her head with algae. After Toby was done eating half of her, they shoved her remaining half into a rocket, along with Julius, Parlor Swipple, and N. It blasted off into space and exploded. They all cheered as Toby grilled and ate the rocket's remains, oblivious to what 'fish' he was eating and why it tasted so crunchy.

The end.

En-Ne-Th: Derp Meenies


Once upon a time, Pika was forcing Primal to watch Yu-Gi-Oh in the Seafloor Cavern. Unfortunately, she was magically breathing, so she gave commentary on everything everyone said and squealed like a schoolgirl every time Bakura and Yugi did anything that she considered even mildly cute, which was mostly any sort of movement. And blinking. So Primal was in pain. After he Water Spouted her out of the sea because she was wailing about Yugi dying, he decided to go on land. But then he realized that he must've been in there for a year because the world had been semi-taken over by lameheads. "Oh god not again." he groaned. He then saw two Gligurr dupes standing next to a table and holding some cards. But since they were idle like always they hadn't made any moves and had just been standing there and staring at each other for approximately 75275293.5 hours. At the angle he was at, he couldn't see what was on the front of the cards, but he could see what was on the back of them: very poorly drawn artwork of Enneth and Parlor Swipple kissing. He used Ice Beam to freeze the Gligurr alts and their cards and went on his way. But then things started to get creepy. Well, creepier. Everywhere he went, there were Gligurr alts, Josh Kool alts, and tiny bikini-wearing Enneths playing what was apparently supposed to be a card game. Ignoring the fact that lameheads didn't even know what a card was, he found it strange for all of them to be playing it. But then he saw a news broadcast on a TV that was there for no apparent reason. It was Enneth. "DORP IM THROWGING A TOORNAMINT WHERE WE PEE ON CARDS" he shrieked. Then Parlor Swipple appeared. "ALSO WE BEET UP THE DUMBY JERK FROCKY WHEE HATS DERP AND SMOOCH ENNETH" she screamed. Then the TV self-destructed. Primal, realizing that he needed to kill the lameheads before they completely took over the world, went to the unnamed site of their 'toornamint'. When he got there, it was just a random plot of land with signs that said "DERP EN-NE-TH IS KOOL" Primal quickly figured out that En-Ne-Th must be the lameheads' version of Yu-Gi-Oh. But before he could do anything, Enneth and Parlor Swipple fell from the sky, with Enneth having a puke green Maximillion Pegasus wig and Parlor Swipple dressed like Mai Valentine. "OMDERP" they both screamed upon getting up off the ground. Primal prayed to Bidoof that this was some sort of fever dream brought about by Pika being a Yu-Gi-Oh addict, but it didn't seem that way. "ITS A PEEHEDED HED HAT DORP" Enneth screamed. "DORP LETS CHALGENSH HIMMETH TO EN-NE-TH" Parlor Swipple shrieked as a table, made out of peed-in N pants, magically appeared. Words couldn't describe how much Primal wanted to kill everything at that moment, so he used Thunder and electrocuted them. "Well that ends that." he said. He was about to leave when a million Josh Kool dupes randomly appeared out of nowhere. "FUC U PRIMAL U FUCHED IM GOING TO KILL FIZZ WITH A TRUCK!!11!!!1!!11!one!111!!1!" they screamed. Primal let out a great SCREE and used Origin Pulse on them, but for every one he destroyed, two more took his place. And at this point, he was just getting plain ticked off. "YOU MUSTETH PLAY DERPING EN-NE-TH" Parlor Swipple told him. He turned around to see the two lameheads un-miraculously unscathed from his Thunder. He quickly realized that, no matter what he did, the Josh Kools would duplicate themselves infinitely, so he had no choice but to pray to Bidoof again and play the pathetic excuse of a 'card game'. So he went on one end of the peepants table and saw that there was a deck of 'cards' there. Enneth stood at the opposite end and had his own deck of cards. "OH DERPING KAY FIRST WE SHUFFLE OUR PEGS" he said and inhaled his cards before barfing them back out. Understandably, Primal decided to leave his as-is. "THEN WE PICKETH UP FIVE DORPING CARDS AND PEE OUR PANTZ" Primal decided to skip part of this as well and took five of the cards from his deck. He had no idea what the hell his opening hand was because it looked like some kid had eaten crayons and threw up on a peice of construction paper. "ALSO IF WE LOSE PEE POINTS WE EAT BAKED BEENZ AND THE FIRST ONE TO EET ALL THER BAKED BEENSES LOSES DERP" "OK so it's basically Yu-Gi-Oh but lameheaded and disturbing. Got it." Primal said, hoping that Enneth would stop his 'tutorial'. "I GO FIRST BECAUSE IM DERPING EPIC" Enneth said. Then Parlor Swipple broke into song. "OOOOOHHHHHHH EMMMMMMM DOOOOOOORP EN-NE-TH IS COOOOOOOLETHHHHHHH AND WE ALL PEE IN ENNETHS HAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRR WHICH MAKES ME HOOOOOOOOOT BECAUSE I BROKE THE DERP UP WITH HIM TEN TIMES THIS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK OH WAIT I MEAN THIS HOUUUUUUUUR ALSO PRIMAL IS A FROCKY LAMEHEAD TURN HEAAAAAAAAAAAAD AND WE HATETH HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM BECAUSE EN-NE-TH IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DERPDERPDERP" Luckily, the 'song' ended more quickly than most of Parlor Swipple's 'songs' did, and Enneth put a card on the 'field' face-up. And backwards. It featured a giant eyeball with Enneth hair on it, and it was named "DERPING BALLEYEETH". Its stats were 4639576 DERP and 000000000000000000000000000000 MEENIE. Then it became Primal's turn. He played a card himself, and it was called "FROCKY WHEE HED (WHO SUCK AND ARE DERPING DUMBETH)", and it had a really lame drawing of the frocky whee heads on it. It had 000000000 DERP and 5773568235763288 MEENIE. Figuring out that DERP must be ATK and MEENIE must be DEF, he played it in Meenie Mode. Enneth spent sixteen turns trying to destroy it but failed to realize that his DERP was lower than its MEENIE. And for whatever reason he wasn't losing Pee Points. "All right, I'll also play this face-down and switch my Frocky Whee Hed to Derp Mode." Primal said, even more bored than ever. "WHAT THE DERP I CNAT SEETH UR CARD PEE KAY" Enneth shrieked because of his face-down card. "I know. That's the point." "DERP THATS UNFARI YOU ELEPHANT HEAD TURD BRAIN" "Fine. Attack me and I'll activate it so you can see it." "OH DORPING KAY" Enneth replied and attacked. "Ha! You've activated my... you know, whatever the hell this is." Primal declared, flipping his card face-up. It was called "DERP NOW MEENIES ARE LAMEHEADS AND ALL THAT", and it worked like the card Shield & Sword. It swapped DERP and MEENIE for all monsters on the field, and for some reason the effect was written on the back of the card. "OH ENNETH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DORP" Enneth shrieked as Parlor Swipple had a seizure. Thanks to Derp Now Meenies Are Lameheads And All That, Enneth's Derping Balleyeeth had been destroyed and he lost all of his Pee Points. Well he didn't say how many Pee Points a player started with, but he ate all of his baked beans so Primal won. "OH WAIT DERP I LOST" "OH EM PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY FEELIGS WERE DERPING HORTED" Parlor Swipple screamed and slammed her head into the peepants table, which was apparently made of glass now because it shattered. "...OK." Primal said. "EBBETH POOPTURD IM BRAKING UP WITH YOUETH DORP" Enneth suddenly burst into tears and screamed something about a "headphone pee basket". But just when Primal was about to blast them with all of his most powerful moves, a brilliant light split the sky and something began to decend. He hoped it was Bidoof coming to smite the lameheads again, but of course it wasn't. "The... the Dark Magician? What?" he asked himself out loud, more utterly confused than anything. However, he soon realized that it wasn't the Dark Magician either. It was Gau. Dressed up as a Dark Magician. The lameheads peed their pants upon seeing who it was. Gau yowled and used Ultima. When the dust cleared, the lameheads were nowhere to be seen. Primal knew that wouldn't last long though. Gau re-ascended into the heavens as Primal went back to his Cavern so that he didn't run the risk of seeing Pika dressed as a Dark Magician Girl.

The end.