Wall for BottomlessSea (page 41)

(He's a phantom. Primmy Phantom)

Yo, PrimordiaISea, he was a Kyogre when he went to a site called Pokemon DB
Then he likely spent a long time cringing at me

(He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Primmy Phantom)

Things didn't work out and people threw fits
Dunno what I'm talking about but I might've been involved in it
Then name changes came and he was Primordial with an I
And then he sat around wanting lameheads to die

(Phantom, phantom)

When he got on DB one day he realized
I was obsessed with a feral boy who had red eyes
He said Kyogre was cooler because it could fly
I said Gau was cute and he groaned and rolled his eyes

It was then that he became an Expert and knew what to do
He had to edit stuff through and through
So his wall got spammed and I said 'good for you'!

He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Primmy Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Primmy Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is (Primmy Phantom)

Enneth's Church


When Primal opened his eyes, waking up from a nice sleep, he was in a church with Enneth x Parlor Swipple paintings on the walls and baked beans everywhere. He was trapped in a tube. "Damn I'm getting tired of this." he groaned. He used Origin Pulse, but the tube didn't break. And worse, it suddenly filled up with baked beans and he was forced to eat them. He would've thrown up about ten times in a row if he wasn't worried about being fed his own vomit. Suddenly, the church doors flung open and Enneth and Parlor Swipple had a breakdancing spaz seizure inside and stood behind a small Enneth x Parlor Swipple statue. Then an assorted variety of hideous lameheads came in. He could recognize most of them, which he found unfortunate. Xerneas, Ennethbob Pooppants, Guzma, Selena, Julius, Celes, three hundred Josh Kool alts, and so on. "OHPEEKAY ITS TIME FOR THE DERPING NIBLE" Enneth said. The lameheads peed their pants joyfully. Parlor Swipple sang her new song, I Broke Up With Enneth And Smooched His Nible Instead. Primal wanted to get the hell out of there, but no matter what he did, he had to eat baked beans. Enneth cleared his throat, which caused baked beans to spill out of his ears, and started to read, although he really didn't because he couldn't read and the Nible was upside-down. Primal screamed at Enneth through the tube as he recited the Nible.


"IN THE BEEGINIGS ENNETH CREATED THE BEENS AND THE DERPS"
"No wonder lameheads have walked the earth."

"BUT THENNETH HE DORPING CRYED BCUZ THERE WERE NO PEELOR POOPLES TO SMOOCH"
"Oh, what a damn shame."

"AND EMMET SAYD LET THERE BEE A HOTTETH TOENALL POOP DERP AND THERE WAS A HOTTETH TOENALL POOP"
"...What?"

"AND ENNTH SAW THAT IT WAS DERPING HOT AND MADE AN ARMY OF SENTIENT PEE HEDZ"
"Oh so you made them in your image?"

"EBBETH CALLED ONE JOSH KOOL AND THE OTHER GLIGURR AND WHAT WAS HIS FIRST IMPLOSING DORP"
"Explains a lot."

"THEN BEBBETH SAID OH THIS IS DORPING GRATE I NEED TO MAKE DORPEVEN"
"no"

"THENNETH MAED DORPEVEN AND IT RAYNED BAGED BEESK AND IT WAS DERPING HOT"
"n o"

"THEN HE DROWNED IN BEENZ AND SMOOCHED PALRO POEAOPEL AND THAT WAS HIS SECOND IMPLOSING DORP"
"Too bad that drowning didn't last."

"BUT THEN AFTER HE UNDEDDED HE LOOKED AT HIS BAED BENZ AND THEY WERE DORPING GOENNETTH"
"How sad."

"OH EMMETH PEE HE SCREEMED WAHT THE DERP HAPPENED"
"Maybe Pika ate them."

"THEN HE SAW PEELOR SWIPPOOP CRIEDING AND ASKED WHAT THE DORP IS RONG"
"Aside from her -9000 IQ?"

"AND SHE SAIDDETH OH EM GEE GUA AND PEEKA AND PRIM WERE MEENZ TO ME DORP-ORP-ERP"
"I AM NOT PRIM!"

"ENNETH PEED HIMSELF HOLYLY AND SCRAEMED WHO ARE GUA AND PEEKA AND PRIM DERP BCUZ HE HADNT MAED TEM"
"You're damn right you didn't create me! I created the oceans!"

"BUTT TEHN GUA AND PEEKA ND PRIM APPEERED AND HE WENT OH MY DORPING DROP"
"Which isn't new."

"HAYEVER GUA AND PEEKA NAD PRIM WERE JUZT MEEN TURD BRAINNETHS WHO WERENT DERPING HOT SO HE SMITTED THEM"
"Hypoctrite."

"DORP ENNETH I LOVW YOU LETS SMOOCH EACH OTHER HOTLY PEELOR POOPLE SAIIDETH"
"NO"

"DERPING GGD ID POOPLOR TURDPLE EMAT REEPLIED"
"N O"

"BUD BEFOER THEY COULD SING ALL HAIL ENNETH WHO IS MY DERPING BOYFRIEND GOD GUA PEEKA AND PRIM APPEERED AGIN"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

"REE REE REE WE 8 UR BAKED BEENZ AND UR A DERPING LAMEHEADZ THEY SAIDDETH"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

"THAT IS BLATASTOHPHOMEY IM DORPING HOT LEMONNETH REPLEED"
"lemonneth. what."

"NO UR A LAME LAMEHEAD AND YOUR LAMELY LAME AND LAME DORP PRIMA DONNA SAYD WHICH MAED HENNETH CRYED"
"At least I was right at one point in this piece of-"

"BUT POOPPOOP PEEPEE STUD OP FOR ECCENTH AND SMOOCHED PREEM WITH THE SMOOCH OF DED DORP"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE DAMN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-"

"AND THENNETH GUA AND EEKKA WERE DARPING AFFTAIDETH AND SMOOCHED EECH OTHER INTO A BAKED BEAN VULCAYNOH"
"what"

"THEN PEELOR POOPLE AND ENNETH HAD TEN MILLION BABY BIKINI ENNETHS DORP"
"no no no no no no no no my braincells no no no no no no no no no no no no"


"AND THAT ENDDETHS THE DORPING BOOK OF GENNETHSIS" Enneth finished. The lameheads peed their pants in celebration. Primal was slowly dying of idiocy and baked beans in the tube. But all of a sudden, he heard someone yelling. "I'M A PHANTOMMMMMMMM-" the voice screamed. Then Pika broke through the baked bean glass and hit the ground, unconscious. Then Gau and Danny Phantom flew through the window and made a spectacular landing on Pika's spine. All the lameheads peed their pants again. Primal was about to throw a fit. Gau and Pika were dressed up like Danny Phantom, which didn't make him feel any better. Danny casually walked around and took twenty pictures while Pika was still unconscious. Then Gau started acting tough and showing off by tearing a Josh Kool alt to bits. He sniffed the control pannel near the tube Primal was in. All it had was one big red button. He pressed it with his nose, and the tube fell apart. Primal was free. He spammed Origin Pulse, Water Spout, Thunder, and Ice Beam and the Enneth 'church' exploded. Primal flew to the sea and continuously bashed his head into a wall to hope he'd get amnesia or wake up. Neither happened.

The end.

Always have been! :pistol:

Umbreon > Absol.
>:3

(He's a phantom. Danny Phantom)

Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen when his parents built a very strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen

(He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom)

When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit
Then Danny took a look inside of it
There was a great big flash, everything just changed
His molecules got all rearranged

(Phantom, phantom)

When he first woke up he realized
He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes
He would walk through walls disappear and fly
He was much more unique than the other guys

It was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to stop all the ghosts that were comin' through
He's here to fight for me and you!

He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is (Danny Phantom)

Yes he's such a sweetie pie/

The Magical Tragical Josh Kool Wall Quotes


"I’m a workout trainer, really good gamer, and very attractive lady. <3" -Boom Box

"I’m a trainer, gamer, and I’m definitely the guy you wanna go out with." -Johnny Gat

"Hello I am a beautiful man with a fancy outfittt" -Mayo-Mayn

"Notable Fighting/Psychic/Dark type Trainer" -GodzillaYea678

"All my 6 pokemonz r all level 100 and my favorite mega Pokemon is mega Lucario" -ßea$T KøøL 9000!

"I JOSH KOOL! I HOPE EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE DIES!!!" -Zero-Saber9535

"FUC THIS WHOLE WEBSITE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU SOOOO MUCH!!! And what good that I’m gone WELL GOOD UR GONE TOO!!! THIS IS THE WOORRSST WEBSITE EVER CREATED IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE’S HISTORY!!! I HOPE NOTHING BUT THE WORST FOR U ALL!!! DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FUC OFF IN LIFE SHUT THE FUC UP IN LIFE AND KEEP FUTURE ACCOUNTS OUTTA “Something relatively important PM needs to be notified of, please block this guys IP Adress, If you can, ASAP” PRICKS!!! OH IM THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE’S HISTORY. IT’D TO BE THAT. YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCING BAD AND TERRIBLE!!!! AND I HOPE ALL OF YOU DIE IN AN EXPLOSION AND A TRUCK RUNS Y’ALL OVER AND IF YOU PASS AWAY, THAT’LL BE A SUPER AWESOME DAY!!! FUUCCKK YOOUU ALLLLLL!!!" -Zero-Saber9535

"You nerds are relentless. There probably isn’t a single website on this planet that has more rules than this one. No duplicate accounts. No wrong answers. No this no that. I mean why? And plus discord (a good app) ripped this website off. For any that are curious i never got banned from a discord server other than the pokebase one but i read the rules on the smash bros one im one right now and it says $hit about ban and moderators. At least the server doesn’t have like 20 million fucing rules like this one does. And plus why aren’t you allowed to edit your account here when your banned? I mean goddamn you guys are proof that Jesus died in vain and legally changed his middle name to fucing." -GodHelpMe5258

"I like all pokemon and i have no dislikes for pokemon. Praying to god this account stays up forever" -DupisBeast89

"I’ve Played pokemon for like 18 years and im really good at it." -TheScreamingShark

"I am a level 100 party team competitive. And i am really good at it. Especially in Gen 6" -KingKongApocolips89

This is an actual wall post of mine. I found it on Flareon's wall.


"Also, I have something to tell you about. I have this old phone with no internet on it, and it has this feature where you can swipe words instead of typing. I've never cared... until recently! I just swipe random words and see what happens. Here's the results:

"Matrix orbits brisk isn't oregano archers checked habits edit cosmic mutiny tenure terabytes raves"
So... the Matrix that orbits Brisk iced tea apparently has oregano archers that check habits, edit cosmic mutinies, and rave about tenures and terabytes.

"Usher served juice exited knee suburb her Wednesday vice owned tend tents excited with"
Ushers serve juice and tend owned tents in the knee suburbs on Wednesday and are excited about it! Wow, I sure wish I lived in the knee suburbs!

"Isn't churn entry have idea pongo served sticker nine injured outwit townies uncorrected"
Someone named pongo has the churn entry idea to serve sticker nines to outwit injured townies AND not correct them!

"Lychee curved Kirby use obey own cats 62nd Irene state-owned Oreo itch Chex Isis heresy"
So Kirby curved and turned into a lychee that obeys his cats, and the 62nd Irene has caught the state-owned Oreo itch. Got it. And who the frick is Chex Isis???

"Isn't Xbox jiffy quota pony jacks Isis cube irony Corp cats pie frozen hydroxide seismic loan"
Xboxes are actually jiffy quota pony jacks! And Chex Isis apparently works for the cube irony Corporation, which makes cat pie and frozen hydroxide seismic loans!

"Back itchy orbit acid our crux massive leek fights duck us cross rice buddies I'm excited"
Now you know! There's a type of acid that orbits itchy backs! Also, what are massive leek fights and cross rice buddies? I'm excited!

"Tabs excess irony issue rent it connects catch served ivy earn loser over very card itchy savor"
Hey, did you know that tabs have excess irony issues? Also, if you rent it, it connects and catches served ivy! P.S. Earn loser over very card itchy savor, it's much better."

hes a phantom

Farewell my good sir primal