Wall for Ditto (page 113)

Please let me know in the future any more things like that

Wow thanks for the info! I'll probably be working on it tonight cause I'll be in an airport for three hours. I think nearly everything there is more efficient than Catch Combos.

I haven't played Scarlet and Violet so I can't speak to the "brokenness" of Sparkling Power sandwiches, but I do know that odds can get as high as 1/512, and if you combine it with a type specific sandwich, you can potentially isolate Pokemon, even if they are only 1% spawns. However, from what I can see in encounter tables, most Pokemon are in the same region as at least 1-2 other Pokemon that share the same type. For example Dragonair, before I remembered Friend Safari, (also 1/512) I noticed Dragonair can be found at Casseroya Lake, but so can I think three other dragon types. So is there a way to isolate Dragonair in that case? And would it be faster than Friend Safari?

Catch Combos odds in LGPE get up to 1/293. It is an incredibly easy shiny hunting method, (you don't even have to move once you get your chain to 31) but unfortunately, it only is relevant to the first 140 or so Pokemon. I am sure Sparkling Power Sandwiches will come up a lot more now.

Also, do you know if the encounter table and location data for Scarlet and Violet is accurate now on this site?

A note: I think I had a seizure on Quote 6. I don't think part of it was supposed to be that incoherent. Frankly I don't really care enough to go back and fix it and it's not like it was readable anyway.

A couple other snippets, for maximum slamming of your head into the desk!


"I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing."
wat

""No ur not dead." Satan reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face."
If you were wondering, this 'Satan' character is actually Voldemort. Yes, this is Harry Potter fanfiction. I...

""WTF!!!! James almust shot Luciious!!!" I said indigoally."
why do we have to involve indigo here it's a perfectly innocent color

"I walked seduktivly outside with Satan. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!!!!!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Green Day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties), blak congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexly like Gerrd way in the vido for I Don't 3 u lyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da wmn in dat video. "Hey." He sed all qwietly and goffically."
The fact that I actually UNDERSTOOD that is scary in and of itself. I almost wished this fanfic was more excessively irritating clothing descriptions because what the actual **** is this fanfic?

""Hey Hedwig." I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.
[it's just so hard for her NOT to be sexy]"
The second line was from the person reviewing this. I literally need a reviewer making sarcastic comments to sit through this.

"AN: omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111, U fubj dar sbao wukk be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111"
I'm not surprised at this point, but who the hell wants that to be the plot of a Harry Potter book?

""OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.
And den................................I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11"
I'm sure we all wanted to jump in front of 'da bullet'.

"We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was..................................................Cornelio F*ck!11111"
Okay I will give it points for its... imaginative names and insults.

""I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken drems." I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped."
I feel bad for Every1. And myself. And you I guess.

"Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz.....Morty Mcfli!1]]"
i have no words

""Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.
[they weren't even alive in this time period yet]
REALLY I ESKED.
"Yeah." he said. "Were calldXBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring."
This speaks for itself I'm sure.

"I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak leddar pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner."
LONKEN PRAK HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

"Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore."
Had to include this, it's a classic.

""Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall."
Another classic.

""I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. WHat's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared."
i need therapy now


My apologies.

"I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out."

Actual line from an actual piece of fanfiction.
I actually want to slam my head into the desk.
Also *stake

laughs in laugh

brick

It's called Blue Velvet.

Listen to it.

It's a head-bobber.

I run to the hurricane, a force of nature gone insane
What seemed impossible is finally realized
Leave all the fear and the doubt behind, the moment's now or it's never mine
There is no time to lose, no room for compromise
Loneliness, lonely night, drifting away as your dreams fill your mind
Slipping through my arms, fading far apart into the darkness

Like a shooting star, I will fly into the midnight
Soaring through the dark while it's whispering your name
I will make it through, I'll reach out to you, I want you
I am here to prove I won't let you down, no, no!
It looks like I've gone head-over-heels falling for you