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thanks for putting me on ur rant, I feel significant :)
Apr 27, 2023 by MangoBrick
Make comic.
Apr 27, 2023 by Colorful Glaceon
It was Monday of this week.
Apr 27, 2023 by Jasone the Paradox
Hey, thanks for trusting me with your feelings. I get it. I totally do. First of all, I want to apologize because I also didn’t say happy birthday to you. I saw your comment in chat in regards to BM’s birthday but for some reason I thought it was a joke/didn’t think much of it, and I’m really sorry. Happy belated birthday!
I know what you mean though. In grade 9, all my friends forgot about my birthday after I was talking about it for weeks. It hurt because to me birthdays are a celebration to life, and all my friends ignoring that  felt like to me they were saying they didn’t care about my being born. So imo, I don’t think you’re unreasonable for being upset, especially since you and giru are close. I think you should try to talk to her about it later when you’re both calmer. Think in advance, “why is this so important to me”, “Why did this hurt my feelings?”, and finally, “what can she do to make me feel better”? Once you get these thoughts figured out, try to talk to her and see if she will listen. And likewise, maybe she was upset at you which is why she refused to wish you happy birthday in the first place. Try to understand what she has to say as well.
Good luck! Thank you for trusting me with this. And happy belayed birthday!
Apr 26, 2023 by SiIver
I was reffering to when you tried to piss me off
Apr 26, 2023 by -Eclipse-
~Whiteøut~
9 minutes ago
No I'm a cat

Colorful Glaceon
7 minutes ago
What color of cat

Hallucinogens
4 minutes ago
pink

You are a shiny Glameow. Don't Deny it.
Apr 26, 2023 by Colorful Glaceon
it’s not your birthday anymore, update ur profile
Apr 26, 2023 by MangoBrick
https://forums.bulbagarden.net/index.php?threads/wrong-answers-to-pokemon-questions.284744/post-7275995

"Who loves Serena in the anime?" "Yugi Moto"

That is extremely funny and I can't determine why (even though Yugi's last name was misspelled- wait did that make it funnier).
Apr 26, 2023 by Gau
That was about halfway through the memo, but the memo does have quite a lot of free space if I recall, so that's not really accurate. Plus, I didn't include every quote from the first 'half'. I also have a few Dragon Ball Z quotes. Funny, I can get a truckload from five seasons of the original but can hardly be bothered to get many quotes from five seasons of Z.
Apr 26, 2023 by Gau
No. The Gokie is way better than you so we're talking about him. In a related turn of events, here's some more random quotes from Small Goku: The Anime.


Roshi: "A strong body is pointless unless you know how to use it. And that takes brainpower!"
Goku: "Ohh, but I don't have that!"

Goku: "Oh! Wow! I guess I didn't recognize you because your hair fell off your head!"

Krillin: "93 for me. What did you get?"
Goku: "Uh... seven and a zero."

World Tournament Announcer: "Well, he's back! Certain circumstances prevented him from hearing the announcement!"
Goku: "I was taking a nap!"

Yamcha: "Guys, I was wrong...! Master Chun isn't Jackie Roshi...!"
Goku: "Yamcha? Did someone hit you on the head?"

Chi-Chi: "Goku! What about the wedding?"
Goku: "I'll be back! I'll try some of that next time! Goodbye!"
Chi-Chi: "Goku!"
Goku: "See you later, Chi-Chi!"
Chi-Chi: "Goku! Wedding is not a food!"

Suno: "So tell us about yourself! Do you have a name to go with that handsome haircut?"

Goku: "Oh no! I only wanted to stop him! I didn't wanna make his whole head come off!"

Goku: "It feels like... a rock. Who put that in the middle of the floor?!"

General White: "It's official. He is a complete moron."

Goku: "Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twen- uh... but... twe-... uh... ooh... hey, what comes after twenty-five?"

Goku: "Neat shoes, but what's the big deal? I can just swim across."
Murasaki: "Sure, that's a great idea, kid! Dive right in! If you wanna lose, say, all your pounds! See, this is a special pond... full of piranhas!"
Goku: "Full of pajamas?"
Murasaki: "Are you deaf?! I said piranha! In other words, it's a little fish with a big, big bite!"
Goku: "What's that? I can't hear what you're saying! Speak up!"

Goku: "W-What? I have to pay to find out what she lives in this city?"

Ticket lady: "Hey there! Tickets!"
Goku: "I'm not Tickets. My name's Goku! It's a pleasure to meet you, miss. Bye!"

Goku: "Hey, she's got a booger on her forehead!"
Oolong: "He's cracked."
Puar: "That's a mole, Goku! Gosh, say you're sorry!"
Goku: "Sorry, mole."

Goku: "No wonder that fish is so sad. All he can see is blue."
Bulma: "That's nice, bye."

Krillin: "Mean?! I'd say trying to blow us into fish food borders on psychotic!"

Bulma: "Faster! We've gotta go faster!"
Krillin: "I'm going!"
Bulma: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?!"
Krillin: "At this point, I'm willing to try anything!"

Krillin: "That must've hurt..."
Goku: "Nah, it tickled... silly rock..."

Bulma: "I don't believe it! We're really gonna die!"
Krillin: "Great pep talk, Bulma! Thanks a lot!"

Goku: "I don't think we should let Bulma fire cannons when we're in underwater caves anymore."

Goku: "Hey, I know what you are! All those legs... ha, you're a... spider!"
Octopus: "I'm an octopus!"
Goku: "Oh. Nice meeting you! Bye!"

Krillin: "I'm fine! He's just a buffed-up sissy!"

General Blue: "No matter. The end... is here."
Goku: "Oh yeah? You look like a big balloon!"

Goku: "Krillin, this is Mouse. He saved my life, so make sure you take good care of him for me."
[Just saying that I love how Goku went back into a collapsing cave to save a mouse that was the highlight of my day.]

Roshi: "Are you insinuating that I don't make sound financial decisions?!"
Turtle: "Yes."

Launch: "Hey! You'll never believe what I found, isn't it beautidul?"
Bulma: "Hello! Earth to Launch! There's a bomb!"
Krillin: "We're gonna die!"
Launch: "Is this a new game? Where'd you get the blue rope?"
Bulma: "Yeah, it's called Stay Alive!"

Goku: "Launch, there's no time! Just untie me, fast!"
Launch: "This rope is so tight."
Roshi: "There's this new invention. It's called a knife!"
Bulma: "We've got less than a minute to live! No pressure!"

Commander Red: "Fool! He doesn't even know how to work an elevator! Somebody explain to me how the world's strongest army could lose to this imbecile."

Launch: "I say we go in there blastin' and whoever's left standing after the bullets fly wins!"
Yamcha: "Uh, yeah, that sounds real sane."

Yamcha: "Judging from the size of those guys, I think this lady's name should be Fortunewrestler Baba."

Goku: "So you're Fortuneseller Baba..."
Baba: "Fortuneteller Baba."
Goku: "That's a funny name!"
Baba: "It's foreboding and mysterious!"

Goku: "How old are you, anyway?"
Baba: "It's not polite to ask a lady her age."
Goku: "Right, so how old are you?"

Goku: "Did you know you have a hole in your ceiling?"

Spike: "You foolish whelp! Do you think you can defeat me?! I'm invincible!"
Goku: "That's a long name. Can I call you Invi for short?"
Spike: "Be quiet!"

Spike: "Darkness, explode! Darkness... uh..."
Goku: "Huh... wow... can you make a color besides pink?"
Bulma: "I don't get it..."
Goku: "Are you ready to start now?"
Spike: "This... kid is not normal..."

Spike: "Darkness! Explode!"
Goku: "Next time, can you try purple?"

Krillin: "Oh, what's wrong, Goku! Are you tired or something?"
Goku: "No... it's not that, it's just... he... he smells good."
Krillin: "Uh, okay. Well, just don't eat him. I think that's against the rules."

Krillin: "I've got it! I know how we could help Goku! We can call for a time-out. They do it in other sports all the time! This way, we're not interfering with his match, but we can still let him have a break!"
Bulma: "A break?! He's already broken!"
Krillin: "Ha ha!"

Pilaf: "Pinky swear on it."
Goku: "Hm? Hey! It's impolite to swear!"

Bulma: "I guess that's okay. Just don't pick up any of his bad habits!"
Roshi: "Goku doesn't- oh wait, you're talking about me, aren't you?

Goku: "Do you think three years is enough time for you to get happy?"
Bulma: "What are you trying to say?!"

Goku: "Excuse me, is it possible that you dropped your own wallet by mistake? My grandfather always told me it wasn't nice to doubt people."
Rising Dragon: "Well, I'm not a nice guy, especially to thieving brats who steal my wallet!"
Goku: "That's not a nice thing for you to say."
Rising Dragon: "I said be quiet!"

Guy whose name I forget (too lazy for that): "You must be brave or stupid."
Goku: "I'm not either of those guys! I'm Goku!"

Cart man (I don't think this guy even HAD a name): "InaShikaCho isn't a fighter, it's a killer!"
Goku: "Don't worry, I've fought plenty of those before."

Goku: "This is Baba. She's one of the greatest tattle-tellers in the world."
Baba: "Fortune-teller! The world's greatest fortune-teller!"
Goku: "Oh yeah. fortune-teller. Sorry about that."

Oolong: "Goku, schmoku. My money's on Jackie Chun. He did win last time, after all."
Launch: "I hate Chun! He's the one who beat Goku! Let's kill him!"

Some guy over a speaker thing: "Attention, a family's asking for help locating their senile, old-as-dirt grandfather, in their words, folks, not mine. He's described as being short, fat, and bald ..."

Krillin: "Gee, your concern for your teammate is touching. What would you do if he got run over by a bus, yawn?"

Bulma: "What's the matter? Is your pupil having trouble making good on all the bloated threats you've made?"
Shen: "Hm. Well at least both of my boys can still walk!"
Oolong: "Sure, but can they talk at the same time?"
Shen: "Oh yeah?! Why don't you come here and say that to my face?!"
Oolong: "I just did."
Shen: "I heard that, you insolent oinker!"

Oolong: "So who's your opponent going to be in the next match, a refrigerator?"
Launch: "I think he's fighting someone named... Pamphlet. Sounds lame to me."
Puar: "No, Pumpkin!"
Turtle: "Pumpkin?"

Bulma: "That one was my... personal favorite. His headband was cool..."
Launch: "Pistol Poppers was better."
Oolong: "Yeah, I'm sure you like them for their intricate plotlines."
Bulma: "Nice straw, Oolong. Stick it up your nose."


You'd be surprised, those were just some of the quotes I've accumulated.
Apr 26, 2023 by Gau