Wall for Ditto (page 141)

Here's the SCP based on you. Enjoy >:)

"Item #: SCP-318
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-318 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-17. Access to the chamber is restricted to personnel of Level 3 clearance or higher.

Personnel assigned to SCP-318's containment are to be monitored for any signs of simping behavior.

Description: SCP-318 is an adult male of indeterminate age and ethnicity. SCP-318 displays an unusual behavior of constantly attempting to gain the approval and attention of any female it encounters. It will use compliments, gifts, and other attempts at flattery in order to gain the approval of the female.

When a female rejects SCP-318's advances, it will become despondent and will enter a state of depression.

SCP-318 is not hostile and will comply with containment procedures, but will still attempt to gain the approval of female personnel.

Addendum 318-A: SCP-318 was discovered after reports of an individual stalking and attempting to court a female in ███████, ████. After the female in question rejected SCP-318's advances, it went into a state of depression and was taken into custody by local authorities."

I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot
I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot
I'm Supersimp-simp-simp-simp, Supersimp
I'm Super-Super-Super-Supersimp, Supersimp
Yeah, yeah, Supersimp

Oh, I like to simp, I really love to simp a lot
Yeah, I'm a simp, which is totally something I don't say a lot
I'm really cool because simps are really cool
I like to simp, to gush, and to drool
I am Supersimp, yeah

(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
I'm Supersimp
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
I'm Supersimp
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh- you get the point)

I am a simp, and my name is Supersimp (Yeah!)
I simp for fruit and strawberry gamer girls (Yeah!)
I'm the best simp, except for the girl that I simp for (Yeah!)
I'm a superhero, and to the cute anime girls out there:
If you're lucky, I'll simp for you too (Oh yeah!)

Pogo

Pogoten

what have i unleashed

Jeez man, sorry. It was a joke, a mere joke. I know it's a sore subject for you and everything, and I'm never gonna tease you. But when Giru literally said that she's gonna make you wear boiled socks for the rest of your life, I mean, that joke naturally followed. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. Deepest apologies.
So, what's up

Change your Grav to Goten (it'd be funny)

Pogo

https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Song-Maker/song/5030398318084096

lol my bad, isn’t this like the second time I’ve done this to you. honestly, I was bored so I answered it. I did completely look through the list for more, but you had already got most of them.

Goten is the replacement Goku midget.

Pogo

Never gonna give Gau up