Wall for Ditto (page 193)

Kirin simp

You must apply Kirin to your hair (not optional).

You can apply Pogie to your hair (optional).

You want me to be a Pogo simp. You really do. You honestly believe that, in that insane little anime girl-filled universe you mentally created and seem to live in, if I was to simp for Pogo, Beru would lose interest in him. And then, when Beru was saddeth because Pogie somehow magically lost interest in her and started simping for some girl who is actually real (because apparently video games react to reality in that aforementioned universe you feel like you live in), you'd comfort her and she'd smooch you like Kirin did to Gunvolt when she was turning him back into a guy (must've been some kiss if it turns guys who have become dragons back into guys, although if you were kissed like that you'd probably turn into a garter snake), and then you'd hook up and have some cringey caveman wedding or something. Also you'd dye your hair green in an attempt to be as cute as Pogie (which wouldn't work).

Doesn't make any sense to me, but that's because you're a nonsensical simp.

Yeah.

Kirin simp.

Yes you are. You asked like six times.

(yes it is and you look very unappealing I must say)

Pogo

Google her if you're so fascinated.

(oh so it's a picture of you got it)

Kirin simp

(also the hell is that Grav?)

Pogo!