Random quotes from my notebook (last school year):
"(yaaaaaa ok kill me please)"
"Second, Caitlyn has been calling me um... 'Daddy.'"
"And (did I seriously just start a sentence with 'And' 3 times in a row wtf?!)"
"I GOT HERRRRR!!!
Latias of course- erm, who did you think I was talking about?"
"Ah yes, Valentine's Day, the one holiday that means more to my OC than me.
And ALREADY my teacher is focusing too much on love songs. I do NOT need to be reminded of how single I am."
"(which yay! Inclusion, my favorite drug!)"
"I'm still confused why they added the apathetic guy into a group of mostly stressed and worried Brits, but I'm along for the ride, might as well enjoy it..."
"*Sigh.....*
We're f*cked, aren't we?"
"Why's everyone panicking?
It's *just* a code red!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"But the audacity!
The AUH-DAH-SCITY!!!,"
"which why the Everlasting HELL would you tell the literal 12 year old that info"
"but of course, this is the DB chat room, you tell one guy to check their wall, Everyone's going to check, that sh*t gets public."
"So, I killed the microwave."
"We had the erm Senior Elite Ceremony today. And holy stinks I was apathetic as hael. The most exciting part... WAS COUNTING THE CHAIRS!!!"
"I know she's busy with class and stuff but even then it's a damn shocker."
"Ok I'm about to drop a bombshell on you guys:
(*dramatic explosion noises*)[crossed out]"
"Are these people stupid[crossed out] just slow?"
"Forensics was the quizziz 'review' for those at home without internet access."
"These relationship posts on Reddit always get me a certain way until I remember my apathetic ahh could never..."
Oct 22, 2024
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Ditto
