Epicness’s last stand
The lameheads had taken over the world. Mad Hauhead, Lusamine, and N have full control off the earth. Almost every Pokémon were turned in to Lameheads. Lame Palkia and Lame Dialga were planning on helping the Hauhead get to Arceus so he could kill him in his sleep. Primal, Bidoof, and Gladion were imprisoned and had their powers restrained. Groudon and Rayquaza had grown to twice their size. All humans were turned in to Team Plasma lameheads. All but one, a girl named Pika. Pika overheard talk of killing Arceus, and she knew she had to get to Arceus first. But she couldn’t find a way to get to the Sinnoh region. But then she saw a very large creature in the sky. She called out to it, and it came towards her. “Little girl....you aren’t part of team plasma?” It said. “It’s me. Lugia. Do you need help?” Lugia said. “Yes. Mad Hauhead is going to kill Arceus, and I need to get to Spear Pillar.” Lugia agreed to take her there, and they went to the top of spear pillar. “Uh....what now?” Pika thought. And then she noticed a flute with writing on it. It read “in a time of need, a human that is pure of heart may play the tune that summons the great one.” Pika played the flute, and she saw a bright light in the sky. Arceus came down, and said “Child, why have you summoned me?” Pika told him about Sad Hauhead. “I see.......I shall gather all that arent under the influence of Lusamine’s lame meals.” Arceus shot a beam of light in to the air, and Lugia, the legendary birds, Latias, Latios, all of the Regis, Zekrom, the swords of justice, Yveltal, Zygarde, Solgaleo, Lunala, the Tapus, Calyrex, Urshifu, Zacian, and Zamazenta appeared. “This is...a bit less than I expected...” Arceus said. “I suppose everyone else has become lame...” he mumbled. They all agreed to fight the lameheads. They traveled to the Unova region, where the lameheads were. The searched around the region and quickly found Mad Hauhead and the other lameheads. Lusamine noticed them, and said “DERP DERP DERP MR.HAUETH ARCEUS IS HERE”. Then N saw and said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I ANGRY” and became angry N face. Then all the lameheads assembled. Angry N face and Mad Hauhead (who were 230 feet tall) seemed to lead them. Nihlego-Lusamine, Xerneas, Dialga, Palkia, Groudon, Rayquaza, Reshiram, and all of the other lame legends were there too. As if it couldn’t get any worse, a horrible site was seen:Eternamax Eternatus. Solgaleo roared and Lunala screeched, and they both pounced at and began fighting Niglego-Lusamine. Zekrom fought with Reshiram, Yveltal fought Xerneas, the Lati twins distracted Angry N face and Mad Hauhead, Zacian and Zamazenta and Urshifu and Calyrex fought Eternamax Eternatus, Lugia and the legendary birds fought Ho-Oh and the legendary dogs, the Regis fought Dialga and Palkia, the swords of justice fought Team Plasma, and the Tapus fought the forces of nature. At first, it was looking good for the Anti lameheads. Eternamax Eternatus had been defeated, and Ho-Oh and the legendary dogs had been defeated too. But then an idiot appeared. She sang a song about her ex boyfriends, and thousand of Parlor Swipple fans appeared and fought the anti lameheads. They were overwhelmed. “There is no hope left for mankind.....” Lugia thought. Then everyone but Arceus were fainted in a malasada explosion caused by Mad Hauhead. But then Mad Hauhead noticed 3 prisoners had escaped. Pika has released Gladion, Primal, and Bidoof. Bidoof exploded in to motion, and whipped out Team Plasma with extreme speed. Primal Kyogre destroyed Parlor Swipple and all of her fans with a Water Spout and blasted away Rayquaza and Groudon with Origin Pulse. Gladion’s silvally blasted Lusamine in to outer space. The three fought with angry N face, and barely defeated him. All that remained were Arceus and Mad Hauhead. Mad Hauhead threw a ginormous Malasada at Arceus, which Arceus blocked with a Blast Burn. Mad Hauhead threw a punch, but it was blocked by a Giga Impact. Arceus used Blizzard, which hurt Mad Hauhead. But then Mad Hauhead grew so ginormous that the top of his head was above the clouds. “IIIIII AAAAMMMMM LLLLIIIIIVVVVIIIDDDDD HHHHAAAAUUUUUHHHHHEEEAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He roared, which shook the very earth. He hit Arceus with two giant Malasada battle axes, and then threw him at a volcano. Livid Hauhead prepared to land his final blow, but he stopped when 17 plates appeared. They floated around Arceus. Arceus absorbed the Meadow Plate and hit Livid Hauhead with a frenzy plant. Livid Hauhead tried to strike him with his battle axes, but Arceus absorbed the Splash Plate and blocked them with a hydro cannon. Then all the plates floated around Arceus, and became glowing spheres of light. Arceus roared, and the spheres flew at high speeds towards Livid Hauhead and defeated him. Everyone cheered, and everyone besides Hauhead, N, Parlor Swipple, and Lusamine went back to normal. Arceus, Pika, Primal, Gladion, and Bidoof were hailed as heroes. They all lived happily ever after. The end
Nov 28, 2020
by
BottomlessSea
