Once upon a time, the great bidoof wanted a chicken nugget. He ordered one of his servants to get him a chicken nugget, which he did. Bidoof was delighted, and took a bite of the chicken nugget, but immediatly spit it out in disgust. It tasted like a MALASADA and was full of BAKED BEANS. Bidoof gave the servant a look, which the servant knew meant “where did you get this garbage from?”, and he said “Loserville, your majesty.” Bidoof glared at the servant so horribly that he turned to Stone. Bidoof rushed out to the horrible restaurant that was Loserville, and saw N at the front. “WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NEW LOSER BURGER WITH A FREE SIDE OF LAME FRIES?” He asked. Bidoof promptly used Crush Grip on him and threw him out the window. He entered the kitchen to see Lusamine guarding it. “GET OUT” she yelled. Bidoof used Bolt Strike on her and threw her out the window. He went deep in the kitchen to see a very large read creature and a boy making chicken nuggets. Bidoof threw a rock at them to make his presence known, and they turned around, revealing it was Groudon and Hauhead. “GET OUT” they both yelled. Bidoof realized that they were making lamehead meals, and prepared to use Freeze Shock. But before he could, they shoved a chicken nugget in his mouth. They forced him to eat it, and before he became a lamehead, he hit himself in the head with a hot frying pan which knocked him out. “HAHAHA PRIMAL X PIKA” Hauhead yelled. But then the whole building was lifted off of the floor, and Groudon and Hauhead saw a boy with a silvally and a very large blue creature. “FRICK YOU SAD HAUHEADDDDDDD” they both screamed.” “PRIMAL YOU ARE STUPID DUMB IM GOING TO KILL YOU” Groudon yelled. Hauhead threw a baked bean chicken nugget malasada in to the air, which turned out to be the Red orb, to Groudon, which made him in to Primal Groudon. “You do realize these are ancient beasts that created the earth and are arch enemies, right?” Gladion said. “YEAH I DONT CARE I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE LAMEHEAD LOSERS LIKE ME” Hauhead said. Gladion sighed, and threw the Blue Orb at Primal which made him a Primal Kyogre. Hauhead and Groudon fought Gladion and Primal, but couldn’t quite beat them. “GLADION YOU MAKE ME SAD” Hauhead yelled, and he became Sad Hauhead. The fight then continued, but they fought with dead even power. But then a heavy wind came, and Mega Rayquaza descended from the sky. Gladion gave Silvally a fairy memory, which made Mega Rayquaza squeal like a little girl and fly away. Primal then used Origin Pulse before Groudon and Sad Hauhead were ready. “PRIMAL YOU MAKE ME MAD” Sad Hauhead yelled, and then he became Mad Hauhead and grew to a height of approximately 137.2 feet. “PPPPPRRRRRRIIIIIIMMMMMAAAALLLLLL X PPPPIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAA” he roared. But then Pika appeared, and she fangirled over Gladion, which made Primal Groudon run away. He couldn’t stand fangirling. Then, Primal, Pika, and Gladion all fought the ginormous Mad Hauhead. But when they did this, Hauhead just grew more mad, and he became bigger and stronger. But that gave them an idea. “HAUHEAD DO YOU WANT MALASADAS” Primal yelled. “YES I DO” Mad Hauhead roared. Primal bought him malasadas and gave them to Mad Hauhead. Mad Hauhead ate them and became happy, which shrank him down to his normal size. Bidoof then appeared, and he grabbed Happy Hauhead by the leg and threw him all the way to the moon.
T H E E N D S C R E E
Nov 25, 2020
by
BottomlessSea
