(loudly blasts epical parody songs and decides to sing one I wrote myself)
The Frocky Whees
Josh Kool is rising
The RMT noob reins
And N's never quieting
The frocky whees will save us
'Cause tonight there's a 'concert'
Parlor Swipple shattering my eardrums
For the first time since the baked bean flood
I've gotta call the frocky whees
The frocky whees
Yeah, it's the frocky whees
Whoopee
Groudon creates a baked bean mess
But they couldn't care less
The frocky whees
They're epic, the frocky whees
"OH EM GEE"
I hate that scream of Losermine's
Which is why I'm gonna bust her spleens
It's the lamehead's nature
And all their 'instincts' too
Hide behind Gligurr alts
And then run off to turd in their shoe
All the lameheads can bite a brick
And scream because N dies
So while they're puking on baked beans
I'm gonna call the perfect guys
The frocky whees
They're not lame, the frocky whees
They aren't
The lameheads try to stand up and fight
But they're clobbered all through the night
The frocky whees
Let's go, the frocky whees
Oh yeah
They'll crush the lameheads' forces
With train wheel-legged metal horses
1 day ago
by
Gladion Aether