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[Episode 9]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Spooky Simp Snake Man's Great Escape (Or Not)


When Spooky Simp Snake Man opened his eyes, he realized he had no idea where he was. Which wasn't new. He looked around and realized he was standing in a large tube in what looked like a laboratory. He banged on it with his fists and started screaming a lot. "HELP ME! HEY! HELP ME! WHERE AM I?! HELP ME! WHAT'S GOING ON?! HELP ME!" he cried, but it was in vain. As he started crying hysterically, loud violin music started playing and a door opened. Turning around to see what was going on, to his horror, he saw Evil Motorcycle Lady standing there. "E-Evil Motorcycle Lady...!" he gasped, realizing that this wasn't good. He watched as she went over to some futuristic console looking thing and tapped buttons and whatnot. The door closed. "You did this... you captured me!" Spooky Simp Snake Man exclaimed. Evil Motorcycle Lady laughed evilly and motorcyclely. "So you remember... good." "Let me out right now!" he yelled, banging on the tube again. "Or what?" Evil Motorcycle Lady asked, casually turning around. Spooky Simp Snake Man fell silent upon realizing he didn't know how to reply to that. So he went back to crying. "Oh, Strawberry Shortcake... I'm so sorry that I... that I won't be simping for you as much anymore..." he sobbed quietly. He remembered Melony, who had stolen his heart and made him even more of a weird simp, but he'd thrown away like the piece of fruit she was. He remembered the girl he'd simped for because she looked at him in a concerned way one day, but had turned down his confession. He remembered that other girl he'd simped for because she was sitting next to him at school so therefore love, but had moved to Japan upon hearing that he had a crush on her. He still needed to ask her how she felt. So many girls and fruit who he'd never be able to simp for again because he was stuck in a tube in god-knows-where. "Would you shut up back there?!" Evil Motorcycle lady yelled, getting sick and tired of Spooky Simp Snake Man's hysteric sobbing. So he shut up. For three seconds. "What do you want with me?!" he demanded. Evil Motorcycle Lady groaned. "We need to use you to feed our lord and savior, Annie May Simpinius, the simp energy she needs." Before Spooky Simp Snake Man could ask what in god's name that was, he suddenly heard a cracking sound. When he turned around to investigate, he realized that his constant pathetic sobbing and banging had cracked the tube. As it shattered, and Evil Motorcycle Lady's jaw hit the ground, he realized this was his opportunity to get out of there. He charged at Evil Motorcycle Lady, and she was too caught off-guard to stay standing and fell to the ground. Spooky Simp Snake Man quickly got up and started mashing buttons. However, he was sprayed in the face with hot coffee and hit over the head with an air freshener. As he tried to recover from the savage beating he'd gotten from a pine-tree shaped air freshener, Evil Motorcycle Lady suddenly picked him up like he was two and a half pounds and stupidly flung him at the console. Not only did he hit the bright red button with "OPEN/CLOSE DOOR" on it, but he also hit the lime green "RELEASE SIMPS" button. She realized just how stupid she'd been as a bunch of bewildered simps' tubes opened and they started running out the door. She shrieked angrily and shoved Spooky Simp Snake Man out of the way, pressing the button that closed the door. Unfortunately, by the time she did, Spooky Simp Snake Man was the only simp there. She started to cry as she realized just how much she hated her job. Spooky Simp Snake Man attempted to sit up, but Evil Motorcycle Lady suddenly pointed a squirt gun full of lemon juice at him. He shrieked and curled up in a fetal position as she stood over him threateningly, though beneath her sunglasses, she looked like she hadn't slept in a week. "All right. The other simps might've escaped, but..." An evil grin spread across her face. "Annie May Simpinius doesn't care how many people simp, as long as they simp enough." Spooky Simp Snake Man trembled, terrified of lemon juice, and hoped for a miracle. But just then, somebody lunged at Evil Motorcycle Lady. Caught off-guard again, as she thought all the simps had left the room, she started spraying lemon juice everywhere. As it touched the console, said console blew up and Evil Motorcycle Lady's hair caught fire. She screamed, ran around, and started rolling on the ground. When the fire was put out, she whimpered "I... hate this job..." and passed out. After Spooky Simp Snake Man's brain put together everything that'd just happened, he turned to face his rescuer. His jaw dropped. Standing in front of him was a girl with really long pink hair who was dressed like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, fake mermaid tail and all, which made him wonder how she walked. But more importantly in his mind, he found her beautiful for some ungodly reason. "You... you saved me... t-thank you..." he whispered, uncurling and slowly standing up. The girl's eyes widened. "You saved me first! I-I couldn't just stand there and let that mean lady hurt you!" she gushed, her voice sounding like a cat whose throat was filled with peanut butter purring. Spooky Simp Snake Man's nose bled. They gazed into each others' randomly colored eyes, simping heavily. "I'm... I'm Spooky Simp Snake Man." "Really? What a great name! My name is Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo, but you can call me B. Roo for short." she said flirtatiously. "Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo? That's a beautiful name..." Spooky Simp Snake Man murmured. They started at each other more and simped a lot. Then they smooched. But then Evil Motorcycle Lady regained consciousness and wished she hadn't. Spooky Simp Snake Man and Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo whirled around, somehow still smooching, eyes wide with horror. "I... am going... to kill you both..." Evil Motorcycle Lady rasped, so angry that she wanted to break a table over somebody's head. The two simps stopped smooching, and Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo clung to Spooky Simp Snake Man's arm, terrified. He gulped.


To be continued...

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Live A Live has eight different stories, not counting the final one: Prehistory, Imperial China, Twilight of Edo Japan, The Wild West, Present Day, The Near Future, The Distant Future, and, finally, The Middle Ages. Each story has its own protagonist. Pogo is Prehistory's protagonist, for instance. The other protagonists are the Earthen Heart Shifu, Oboromaru, the Sundown Kid, Masaru Takahara, Akira, Cube, and Oersted. In addition, basically all the stories have some sort of thing that sets them apart from the others (excluding, you know, the time period, characters, location, plot, and so on). Akira can read minds, Masaru Takahara can learn certain moves from his opponents, Oboromaru can use Shadowed Self to hide himself outside-of-battle, and so on. Also, in the final story, the protagonists team up, if you didn't know from me mentioning that Aki was the first character I found in the Dominion of Hate. Oh yeah, fun fact: Pogo, Akira, and Yun Jou have always been in my party when I go to fight the final boss. I'm guessing that makes Yun my third favorite.

Live A Live also has amazing music. Go! Go! Steel Titan (the version without lyrics), Kiss of Jealousy (the name sounds lame but the song itself is great), Megalomania, Heroic Struggle, Cry-A-Live... good stuff, good stuff.

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Pogie is Pogie.

Or, in other words, Pogo, the lovable green-haired caveman from Live A Live. Sure, he may be weird, and his art looks like crap according to Bee Pen (I can't really confirm but I don't doubt it), but his sprite's plenty cute. A very similar case to Gau, who is pwecious and needs a wuggle. (clears throat) Anyway, Pogo is my favorite Live A Live character. If it wasn't for him, I might not've got the game. I thought it looked cool and all, but cute little Pogie really caught my attention (and reminded me of Gau so yeah).

While Pogie is my favorite Live A Live character, that doesn't mean I've forgotten about Aki (not to be confused with the actual character named Aki). At first, I thought Akira was annoying and foul-mouthed, and I wasn't particularly wrong. But as I played through the Near Future, I guess I started to like him a bit more. And when I played through the Dominion of Hate, the first character I happened to stumble across was Akira. After that, I just kinda got really attached to him. Not sure exactly how all that happened. One minute I hate him, the next I love him. But now the shirtless psychic boy is my second favorite character. And it's not just me! My mom said she thinks Aki's her favorite. Ain't that somethin'?

You can apply Pogie to your hair (optional).

In some conversations I've had with him, he replied after several weeks. He is busy, so you need to be patient.

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