Wall for amethyst (page 159)

X, s-senpai, I'm already married O//_//O

Noob

fArEweLl hUmaN whO hAs nOt (yet) exPlOdeD

*literally explodes*

dOnT fLaTter yOurseLf

tHe whOle wORld dOes

yEs i knoW. i sHaLl fInd iT

    “Don’t you mean planet?” foolish Antonio inquired. “Mexico and the Philippines are on the other side of the planet, not the hill. It would be quite silly for two countries to be separated by a hill, although-”
    The old man sighed. The old man scoffed and wandered away in a testudineous way. When he arrived at his yurt, he threw a shindig to celebrate his turning of centillion years old. A fairy godmother cut the cake, which was horseradish-flavored. Later that day, he died, all of his centuries of wisdom departed.

gAsP?! what are your sources?!

foOl

i am a centillion years old and we shall celebrate my birthday this afternoon!

yOu aRe nOt 87!