One day, Antonio Alan Alessandro Augustö Fernando Hernandez José Reyes, a rich Mexican billionaire, was walking along a luxurious sidewalk- that was made of sheep wool.
Antonio thought he had it all good. He thought he was living in the most luxurious, the most extravagant, the most rococo living conditions in the world. However, he was rather close-minded, and was in absolute shock when he came across a Filipino baticeer, Catriona Quies Thistlethwaite , who was a trillionaire.
Antonio was very mad and bitter at Catriona’s superiority, and then a sagacious, mystical, enlightening, man appeared to do some moral counseling. He also happened to be a centillion years old, which is rather peculiar, considering that this period of time is larger than the existence of the universe.
“The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill,” the old man said.
“Don’t you mean planet?” foolish Antonio inquired. “Mexico and the Philippines are on the other side of the planet, not the hill. It would be quite silly for two countries to be separated by a hill, although-”
The old man sighed. The old man scoffed and wandered away in a testudineous way. When he arrived at his yurt, he threw a shindig to celebrate his turning of centillion years old. A fairy godmother cut the cake, which was horseradish-flavored. Later that day, he died, all of his centuries of wisdom departed.
Catriona had problems of her own. She was attempting to build a 41,756.54 foot skyscraper but got distracted by some dust bunnies.
“Don’t change horses in midstream,” Catriona’s mother said.
Catriona hurriedly got a new set of stallions. Catriona’s mother slapped her face and got seriously injured.
“Two wrongs don’t make a right,” Catriona said as a turtle was killing a rabbit and the rabbit was teasing a pony.
SInce the rabbit was dead, Catriona’s mother was woebegone. Catriona responded with, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder,” and also, “Time cures all ills.” and several years past. Catriona’s mother still was not feeling well, and she was out in the woods, attempting to memorize the periodic table of elements. Obscene Antonio approached with a sassy, audacious attitude and started doing a cockamamie and spunky dance in front of Catriona’s mother. Catriona approached with a coconut, and Antonio hurried away.
Antonio never came back and Catriona and her mother lived in happiness for the rest of their lives, which were not that long. Antonio worked as a veterinarian to make a few scraps of money, because he had collectively spent all of his money to buy a grandiose, 41,756.54 foot skyscraper with one hundred ninety-two-and-a-half floors.
Apr 15, 2021
by
AureliusReyes
