X x Pyra but it’s awkward
Once upon a time, X danced around his room, singing “ah yes, Pyra is hot indeed, which is oddly specific”. His room was covered in pictures of Pyra. Then, X noticed his door, which had a painting of Pyra on it, open. Pyra walked in. They stared at eachother dead in the eyes for a good 3 minutes, until Pyra eventually said “It appears you...are a big fan of me huh.” “Ah yes. Indeed...” X murmured. They stared at eachother for about 10 minutes, X remembered that Pyra shouldn’t exist. “how do you exist” X muttered. “because.” Pyra said. Awkward silence. “ah yes.” X said, breaking the silence. Pyra turned back towards the doorway, and beckoned X to follow. They went through hallways covered in Pyra posters because X is a simp, and they went out of X’s house. A wormhole was there, presumably connecting X and Pyra’s universes. He walked in to a universe that looked like however the heck Xenoblade looks like, and there were two houses. Pyra led X to one, and to X’s surprise, it was covered in pictures of X, for Pyra was an X simp. They then stared at eachother again. Through the window of the other house was Mythra, staring, in dismay. She, too, was an X simp. X played a major role in the popular game “Pokémon Database” which explains his popularity, by the way. X and Pyra continued to stare at eachother awkwardly, and this continued until 5 years had passed, and they finally got married.
The end.
I think I’m high
Apr 2, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
Awkward X x Pyra Fanfic
Pyra was tossing herself off of a cliff when she fell on top of X and shattered his bones. Of course, X was very dead, and so she gave him CPR and sung Parlor Swipple songs until he came back to life and Arceus smashed his head into a wall in heaven. X soon realized that Pyra had saved him and smooched her awkwardly. And then they smooched awkwardly. The next day, they dated awkwardly and then got married awkwardly and had children awkwardly and died of old age awkwardly.
The end.
Apr 1, 2021
by
Gau
