PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
Nooooo
SnivlerTheSnivy
seconds from now
Bye, Glazio!
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Oof, I gotta go. Bye-bye, guys! See ya tomorrow!
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
Cool becuase I already did
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Why not lol
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Sure pk
SnivlerTheSnivy
seconds ago
Lmaooooo
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Because I ate all your shirts. XD
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
I promise I won’t crash it dad
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Can we steal X’s deluxe cruise ship now?
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
No, Y stole your pants. XD
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Why would Y steal my pants lol
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
No, Y stole your pants. XD
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
tf lmao
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
you stole my pants
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(PkMn PkMn T and h POKé throw a glitch party with LEM as Y screams and steals X's pants from his drawers before trying to fly the jet away and realizing that it's been crashed by Primal)
SnivlerTheSnivy
a minute ago
No problem!
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Thank you snivy, lol
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
XD
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
(Crashes X’s private jet in to his friends’ house
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
XD
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
see what i mean lol
SnivlerTheSnivy
2 minutes ago
I won't ignore you, X!
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
(steals X’s private jet and gets Lem’s friends)
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
I mean youll just ignore me anyways lol
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
You're mean dad. ;-;
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Awwwe please
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
;-;
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
I hate those guys
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Absolutely not
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Hey dad can LEM's friends PkMn PkMn T and h POKé come visit?
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
I WENT BEEP HONK VROOM CAN I GO SSSSCCCRRRRREEEEE
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
XDXDXD
SnivlerTheSnivy
4 minutes ago
X's cool and fun private jet
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
sure pk why not
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
B E E P H O N K V R O O M
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
x can i fly your private jet next
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
(buys flamethrower off of eBay and flamethrowers the garden to smithereens)
SnivlerTheSnivy
5 minutes ago
B O N K
SnivlerTheSnivy
5 minutes ago
B E E P V R O O M H O N K
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
i went beep honk vroom
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
(then steals his bed)
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
(eats X's money)
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
hi dad
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
Stealing cars and credit cards
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
Indeed. :3
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
i have horrible children lol
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
"What a fun family we are" -X 2020
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
FATHER I CAN DRIVE BEEP HONK VROOM
Stephwheel8
7 minutes ago
Quagsire is gonna be traded again i guess
Stephwheel8
8 minutes ago
Omg a quagsire
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
*XD
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
That was what he was doing in chat. xD
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
X:”how do I disown them)
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
Also X: "(leaves)"
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
X is at home
Stephwheel8
8 minutes ago
Ok apolla is getting a smeargle (whoever apolla is
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
guys there is plenty to go around
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
X: "(watches in silence)"
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
(buys the Pokemon cards from Target and fights with siblings over it)
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
OK GUYS GET YOURSELF SOME C A R D S
PrimalKyogre
9 minutes ago
(crashes car in to pokemon card isle)
Stephwheel8
9 minutes ago
Ok here we go wonder trade giveaway
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
Me playing Pokemon: (epically runs in circles around Gladion and squeals about cutie eyeballs)
PrimalKyogre
9 minutes ago
(drives in to Target)
ProfDelldell
9 minutes ago
252+ Atk Choice Band Absol-Mega Psycho Cut vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Machamp: 338-398 (105.2 - 123.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
XD
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
BEEP HONK VROOM WE STOLE YOUR CAR X
Stephwheel8
10 minutes ago
Xd
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
(steals X’s credit card and brings brothers and sisters and Lem to Target)
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
I once sat in Gladion's motel room for like three days, Steph. XD
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
YAAAAAY
Mega-Blade X
10 minutes ago
no one else lol
Mega-Blade X
10 minutes ago
ok lem can have a toy
Stephwheel8
10 minutes ago
Xd i opened the game and i was right in front of gladion
PrimalKyogre
11 minutes ago
Ok then glazio
Glazio Kawaii
11 minutes ago
At least give LEM a toy... ;-;
Oct 24, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
10/24/2020
I did some trading, I... I did that's about it... I think... well I'm becoming obsessively curious today for no reason at all I don't think. Man I have four Mews. Two regular, two Shiny, I think only one legit. They're adorable. But that's all for now. See ya!
Oct 24, 2020
by
Gau
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Yay! Bye!
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
f r o c k
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds from now
uh bye x
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
Byebye Glazio ill try to gte sadiara posted tonight
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
I also have to go lol, bye!
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
;-;
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
Literally right as I come Glazio leaves
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Screee
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
*stabs X with pillow*
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(and walks away because I gotta go bye-bye mommy and dad see ya tomorrow)
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(then spits out mommy)
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(eats mommy)
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Oh dang Y
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(stabs mommy)
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
*stabs world*
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(cold wind blows by)
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(then goes back to sad eyes)
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
What is this chat lol
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(eats what I was stabbed with)
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Oof
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(looks up at X with very depressed eyes while crying as sad music plays in background)
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
*stabs daughter*
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
no im not
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
MOMMY IS A LIAR
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
I disown this child
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
YES YOU ARE
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
NO YOU ARE WHERE'S MY SAD TIARA MOMMY I WANT SAD TIARA I WANT SAD TIARA I WANT SAD TIARA I WANT-
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
NO IM NOT
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
X IS THE ONE LHING
Oct 23, 2020
by
Gau
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
NO MOMMY YOU LIE STUFFS! (Gladions mommy)
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
No it wasnt lol
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
U H
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds from now
uh sweetie it was x he was the one who wanted to yeet you to jupiter
PorygonZangoose
seconds from now
I'm pretty sure I'm older than X...
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
(licks my nose)
Mega-Blade X
seconds from now
Ouch
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(eats crystal)
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
BAD MOMMY AND DAD! (hits you both over the heads with crystals)
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
*throws chunk of crystal*
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
XScipio, sorry
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Oh!
Da Viper
a minute ago
Username?
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
NO I ADOPTED YOU
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Mommmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! (which is the sound I make when I awaken)
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
I never adopted glazio lol
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Yeah, viper?
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
Youre a liar X
Da Viper
2 minutes ago
X?
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
I didnt that was you
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(has huggled Gla-Gla so tightly that I cannot be removed unwillingly)
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
*this
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
X whyd you adopt the monstrosity
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
*knocks glazio out with crystal*
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(huggles all the Gla-Glas)
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
(and then stops because I got Gla-Glas)
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Bad mommy! (hits mommy Y over head with a stick like Eric Cartman)
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
*gives Glazio Gla-Gla's*
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Lmao Y
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Yep
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
pLeAsE
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
ooc this sounds really terrible: ~MegaCharizardY~ seconds ago oh thank god shes adopted
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
i NeEd GlA-gLaS
Da Viper
3 minutes ago
Username?
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
mOmMy
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Whats your showdown name?
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Sure viper, i can
Da Viper
4 minutes ago
Anyone want to battle in National Dex (Not AG.)
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
And now I'm yours by law or whee.
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
oh thank god shes adopted
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
And crashed your wedding.
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Well thats depressing
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
And then I broke out.
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
I lived at the orphanage because people didn't want me.
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Actually yeah i agree y
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
I'm implying that you're married and I adopted you.
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
can we not go there
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
thats weird
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Glazio tf are you implying
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
And y is your mom
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
X help
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
If im your dad
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
mOmMy I wAnT gLa-GlAs
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
im younger than you for heavens sake
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
I have claimed you as my mom.
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Yes you are.
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
im still not your mom
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Because I wanted to be his whiny kid and here we are.
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
dad
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
your
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
x
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
is
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
why
Stephwheel8
6 minutes ago
Bye then
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
ecks-dad
Stephwheel8
6 minutes ago
Of course its x
Stephwheel8
7 minutes ago
Since Stephwheel8 was “already taken”, i decieded to be 8Stephwheel8
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
dAd I wAnT tOyS cAn We Go To WaLmArT pLeAsE 1 second ago by Glazio Kawaii <-- me begging my dad X
Stephwheel8
7 minutes ago
I just created a real showdown account
~MegaCharizardY~
7 minutes ago
whos your dad lol
Stephwheel8
8 minutes ago
Hello ther again
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
(eats Gla-Gla)
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
Fine then I'll beg dad for toys.
~MegaCharizardY~
8 minutes ago
*burns child to ashes and hands to Gla-Gla*
~MegaCharizardY~
8 minutes ago
no i refuse
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
mOmMy I wAnT sAd TiArA
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
i WaNt FoOd MoMmY
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
Hey Y you're my new mommy.
Oct 23, 2020
by
Gau
XD
The Glazio News
10/23/2020
Welp, uh... I did some battles in the Battle Tree. I did like the combo of Meowstic, Swoobat, and Bruxish, but it didn't work all that well. The plan was for Meowstic to set up Reflect and Light Screen, put the opponent to sleep with Yawn, and then switch to Swoobat or Bruxish, who would set up with Calm Mind or Swords Dance respectively before slamming the opponent with powerful moves. It sounds great on paper but not so much in reality. It worked a couple times but didn't do so well and I lost. Huh. Pro tip: don't use Monotype teams in the Battle Tree. You'll end up like me, unless you're able to pull it off well. It was fun though. Oh, and I'm trying to get an HA Cyndaquil off of the GTS so I can breed it. Fun. Oh, and I raised some Type: Null and Silvally's affection on Ultra Moon. And I need to evolve my fricking Feebas so, uh, yeah. Frock my life. That's it for now, see ya!
Oct 23, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
10/22/2020
Oh my god, is there no salvation? I haven't been doing much of anything! So this is another day with no real news. Please flamethrower my nose off. See ya.
Oct 22, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
10/21/2020
Well frick there's no news today. I'm such a lamehead. See ya.
Oct 21, 2020
by
Gau
