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The Glazio News
8/26/2020
Oh boy, my new fanfic's going well. Ep the frick ic, I have to work on Sol and Luna or I'll punch myself. So, anyway, here's the news. Obviously, Pika isn't dead, which Hau soon realizes. She eventually gets up, carrying Mew, who is still asleep. Hau leads her to a house and knocks on the door. A fat old man who is Hau's grandpa answers the door, and Hau tells him that Pika doesn't have a place to stay and he wonders if she couls stay with them. Pika thinks that's a nice thing to do, but Hau's fat old grandpa tells Hau to come inside for a moment. He does, and Pika waits outside. She overhears their convo, in which Hau's fat old grandpa thinks Pika is Hau's girlfriend. Isn't that just frocking wonderfilled? Also, Hau gets another A+ for managing to get the word 'just' in his sentence three times. So they argue for a while and Pika sits next to a tree, embarrassed that random fat old strangers think she's their grandson's girlfriend. She sits there for a while and dozes off like a dum-dum. The next thing she knows, Hau is about an inch away from her face and trying to get her to wake up because he thought she was dead. Again. She gets him to realize that he's sitting very close to her and he gets a bit farther away. Poor awkward Pika. Poor me because I feel like shippers shall be on the loose. Pika asks Hau what his grandpa said, and he says that his grandpa was convinced that she was his girlfriend and gave him random love advice and that she couldn't stay at their house. Frock fat old men. Pika wonders where she'll stay, and Hau said that there are motels, but those cost money, and she could always ask other people to stay at their places, but she probably wouldn't wanna stay with random people. And she wouldn't. Pika begins to think that she might have to live outside, homeless, but Hau gets another idea. He has a friend named Lillie who always has a room open where she lives, so Pika could stay with her. Pika ponders that, thinking that she doesn't want to stay with random strangers, but Hau seems to trust them and she doesn't have anywhere to stay, so she says okay. Hau runs off to go find Lillie and Pika is eventually found by two nerds, who are Team Skull Grunts, which she doesn't know. They want her Mew, and she doesn't want them to have her Mew, so they battle. Night the Umbreon against Zubat and Salandit. Night seems to be losing, and an attack from Salandit is aimed at Pika... but Mew uses Protect and Ice Beams the Skull nerds' Pokemon, which faint. So they freak out and run away. Pika, Night, and Mew then relax again. And here comes Hau's point of view. He's outside the school and had left Lillie a note to come outside, which she eventually does. And so does Mr. Edgy, AKA Gladion. Hau knows that Gladion wouldn't want some random person going to stay at their place, Aether Paradise, so he gets him to go inside and leave Lillie alone with him. Hau explains why he's not at school and that Pika needs a place to stay. Lillie says that she'll talk to her mom about it after school, and Hau knows that means there's a high chance Pika will be able to stay at Aether Paradise. So Hau skips back to Iki Town to see Pika asleep. And for the third frocking time, he assumes she's dead. She wakes up and Hau tells her that she's gonna have a place to stay! So she gets really happy and hugs him and- I see you reaching for your shipping hat. Put it down. Down. Thank you. Okay, as I was saying, his brain died. Just kidding. He says that school will probably be out in about an hour and wonders what they'll do until it's out. That's all for now, but I'm planning on Malasada Shops being involved. See ya!

Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
That needs to be on big brother Flareon's wall. XD
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Or something along those lines
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
OMG perfection. XDXDXD
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Thats what i envision your grav being
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
In alola
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Doing a cartwheel
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Wearing pikachu ears
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Serena
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(my own brain implodes from my psychic powers)
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Ok so
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
I wanna know what you're imagining now. (develops psychic powers and reads your mind)
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
I can only imagine what a grav of that would look like
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Yep! :)
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Oh yes, youre doing CrazyGirlPika next?
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Hi, felix
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
If I had access to Gravatar and a decent artist, just imagine how fun my next name could be to have.
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
XDXDXD
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Blade + X = Blax
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
That is atrocious, lol
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
"X X G-Blade Blax" -me a second ago
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Too long, lol
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Plus she likes tilde better than hyphen, lol, and i must agree
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Or you could name yourself G-Max~Blade X. Just kidding. XD
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
So i can sort of match Y's name closer
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
If i dont choose that, im at least changing the hyphen to a tilde
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Ooh, I like it! :)
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
"Giga~Blade X"
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
Oh hey,what do you think of this potential name change when they roll around again?
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
LEAMHEAD LIMA LIME BEAN
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
*lamehead
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
Ilima's a leamhead. XD
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
That cant be enjoyable for ilima
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
"'Cause I am the embodiment of insanity and whee"
Mega-Blade X
7 minutes ago
Oh ok lol
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Me! is a crappy Parlor Swipple song that I parodied. XD
Mega-Blade X
7 minutes ago
Whats that?
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
You're a car who gets driven epically And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
Probably my Me! parody. XD
Mega-Blade X
8 minutes ago
Tho i must ask, what are the lyrics to the frocked-up X song?
Mega-Blade X
8 minutes ago
It was a spectacular convo
Mega-Blade X
8 minutes ago
Oh yeah Y posted that on my wall
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
I remember earlier how I was trying to say "wall posts"... and said "wall potatoes". XD
Mega-Blade X
8 minutes ago
Thnaks
Mega-Blade X
8 minutes ago
Ah yes
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
*Thanks
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
Thnaks. XD
Mega-Blade X
9 minutes ago
Sounds brilliant
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
"I really hate your lamehead brain Loaded with boogers and more lame" Off to a good start. XD
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
XDXDXD
Mega-Blade X
10 minutes ago
Amazing, lol
Mega-Blade X
10 minutes ago
"Fweoff"
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
XD
Mega-Blade X
10 minutes ago
Amazing subject, lol
Glazio Kawaii
11 minutes ago
And fweoffnwfnwlvihn is random button-mashing. XD
Glazio Kawaii
11 minutes ago
Hmm... I'm still thinking. Maybe it'll be about lameheads. XD
Mega-Blade X
11 minutes ago
I beg your pardon?
Mega-Blade X
11 minutes ago
Whats the subject of your parody?
Glazio Kawaii
11 minutes ago
fweoffnwfnwlvihn
Glazio Kawaii
11 minutes ago
Because Parlor Swipple says it like a million times in the fricking song.
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
I forget what it's called. Probably called Look What You Made Me Do.
Mega-Blade X
12 minutes ago
What song are you parodying?
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
Quite a few. I just haven't done any 'cause I'm lazy...
Mega-Blade X
13 minutes ago
Any*
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
Song: "Isn't cool, no, I don't like you" Me: "I hate you too, can't wait to turn you into a crazy parody."
Mega-Blade X
13 minutes ago
Amy good glitches youve found?
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
Ah.
Mega-Blade X
13 minutes ago
Im doing well, thanks. Hoping Y responds to my wall post soon
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
I'm good, having fun with fanfiction and looking at glitches, about to make a parody song. And you? :)
Glazio Kawaii
14 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
14 minutes ago
How are you? :)
Mega-Blade X
14 minutes ago
How are you?
Mega-Blade X
14 minutes ago
Hi, glazio
Glazio Kawaii
14 minutes ago
Hi, X! :)

XDXDXD

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1-3 Pokemon:

Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
*wall posts
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
*wal posts
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Uh, Y? I was gonna show you the parody song, but I outta wall potatoes...

The Glazio News (So long that I had to split it into two parts)
8/25/2020
Well, all we have is fanfic news. Guess what? I've started a new fanfic. I probably won't finish it, but it's fun for the moment. It's about Pokemon turning into humans and some getting crushes on the humans and stuff and we're in Alola and look it's Pika woo-hoo. Tell me that isn't a great way to sum up the story. Anyway, it starts with Pika on a boat to Alola, with her three Pokemon: Mew, Night the Umbreon, and Lunala, who is in a Poke Ball. Lunala was contacting her in her dreams and told her that she needed to come to Alola. Never said why, just that she needed to. Pika once woke up to find Lunala inside of a Poke Ball. So Lunala technically is her Pokemon. Also, Pika used to live in Johto. Mew's backstory is that him and Pika found each other when Pika was just a little girl. They ended up playing with each other, Pika oblivious to the fact that he was the Mythical Pokemon, Mew. Eventually, she found out all about him. And when she became a Trainer, Mew tagged along and became her Pokemon. Night the Umbreon was found as an Eevee. A stubborn, rebelious Eevee who had been caught and released by multiple Trainers. They released him because he wouldn't obey a command the first. Pika caught him, but he obviously wouldn't obey her. But he eventually warmed up to her and even evolved into Umbreon! Now that the backstories are over, the boat has reached Alola! Pika's excited to explore, and explore she does, running around Hau'oli City. But she's not watching where she's going and crashes into something like a complete klutz. Because she is a complete klutz. She looks up and sees someone standing there... a boy with piercing green eyes. So we get warped to his point of view, because why the frick not? He doesn't know who Pika is, obviously. She seems to be afraid of him, and she apologizes for running into him. He asks if she's all right, and she nods yes in reply. He finds her odd and takes notice of her Mew. He wonders if she's something special, as random people don't just have Mythical Pokemon sitting on their shoulders. He also notices her Umbreon's hostile stare. He reaches out his hand, and Pika takes it before being pulled up. But she stumbles like an idiot klutz and her face lands against his chest, because awkwardness is funny. Nice going, doofus! Anyway, she kinda blushes and freaks out a bit, then apologizes again. He thinks she's a klutz, and we must all tell him that he's wrong, she's actually an idiot klutz. He says that it doesn't matter, and then asks her name. He also doesn't know why he asked her name, as he doesn't really care and it just slipped out of his mouth. She tells him that her name is Pika, and he gets ready to leave. But she tells him to wait and grabbs his wrist... or rather, she tries to grab his wrist and actually grabs his hand. Epic sigh. Then she lets go of his hand, blushing and probably feeling like the world's biggest moron. Then she asks his name. He glares at her, she flinches, and he says only "Gladion". Obviously, that has to be his name, right? Pika couldn't mess up something like that, could she? Yeah, she could. She asks if it's some Alola word or something and what it means. And Gladion thinks she's an idiot, which is spot-on. So he sighs and starts walking away... he has a place to be. What is that place? Start placing guesses! And back to Pika's point of view we go! She stares after Gladion and has no idea where he's going but thinks he's cute because massive duh he kinda is and Pika's weird. Then she thinks she must be insane. Which is correct. She still thinks Gladion's some type of weird word and not a name. Then she realizes that she doesn't know where she is, where she's going, or where she's going to stay. Frick. No, she hadn't thought anything through. And "ep the frick ic" is something I legit said in real life in response to that. Anyway, she thinks about where she's going to stay, but is cut off by being crashed into by someone who's in a massive rush. What is with all the crashing into people? The person is revealed to be a boy, which is truly info we all needed. He apologizes and asks if she's okay, since she was kinda knocked to the ground, but before she can reply, Night leaps at him. Of course. So Night uses Bite straight to the boy's arm, how nice. Pika tells him to stop, which he luckily does. The boy says he's fine, but his injury is actually bleeding. She says that he's not fine, but he says that he is fine, and Pika remembers getting bitten by Night once. Night was still an Eevee, and Pika thought the bite was fine. After all, it was just a small bite. But it got infected and she had gotten sick with a fever and felt really weak. So weak, in fact, that she could barely move for about a week. So she drags the boy to the Pokemon Center, where Nurse Joy asks what happened. She says that Night bit the boy, and so they're taken to a room. Because Pokemon Centers aren't just for the Pokemon here. Like, legit, where are all the fricking hospitals?

Ya gotta use the Pokemon Center. So they clean the injury and bandage it so it doesn't get infected, and also help me I know nothing about medicine because being a doctor or nurse would suck. Night's feeling guilty and Pika tells him it's fine and that he was just being a loyal Pokemon, trying to protect her. The boy asks if he can get outta there now, and Nurse Joy says that he can. So they leave, and the boy asks if the bite really was that bad. Pika explains how she was bitten by Night once, and how it got infected. The boy then realizes that was why she was freaking out, and thanks her while introducing himself as Hau and asking her name. She says that she's Pika, and that she was glad to help. Then Hau realizes that he forgot about going to school. Also, Pika knows nothing about school. Pika asks if he has to hurry, and he says that he had to hurry when they had just first met, so yeah, it's started without him. He's past late. Pika says that he should probably hurry and catch as much of it as he can, but he says that since he's really late anyway, he just won't go! That's something I can get behind for sure. Pika apologizes for the third time today... or was it fouth? Whatever, she apologizes for holding him up. He says that she doesn't need to apologize because it's fine and that worse things can happen. So they engage in a chat. He asks where she came from, and she answers Johto, causing him to ask why she came to Alola. She hides the fact that Lunala's involved and says for no reason except wanting to see the Region. He asks where she lives, and is this a chat or an interrogation, Hau? She says she doesn't have anywhere to stay, and he gets an idea before running off. So she follows him and they run all the way to Iki Town. But when she reaches the stairs, she collapses from all the running. Hau shakes her, trying to get her to stand up. Night nudges her arm. Mew falls asleep. Pika sighs and closes her eyes, but opens them again to see Hau trying to lift her up by her arm. That doesn't work very well, obviously. He gets an A+ for effort. He tells her not to go into the light, seeming to assume that she's dying. Of course. And that just amuses Pika. So, that was my new, currently nameless fanfic. But we're not done yet! Time for... Sol and Luna. So, continuing from where we left off yesterday, the hugging continues, now featuring Hauhead! He says he's sorry, starting to tear up. Pika says it's fine, but Nick asks how it can be fine when Hauhead almost killed her. She replies that she's fine, and it was just an accident. And Nick asks how she knows it's an accident. So Eclipse cuts in and asks if Nick's accusing Hauhead of attempted murder. No reply to that. Pika says she feels awkward with all the hugging, and they stop hugging her. But then Flare says they should go home, as it's getting late. Eclipse and Nick are confused, but they leave Hauhead to fill them in. Flare releases Eevee from his Poke Ball as they head home, to make it not look like they were out buying Poke Balls and stuff. But Scarlet is passed out asleep on the couch. No need for stealth. And that's it. God, this news took forever to write, and I can finally stop. See ya...!

The Glazio News
8/24/2020
Uh... apparently my account's a year old. Woo-hoo! Whee whee whee, Gla-Gla is a cutie! This has been Miss Random, on to the news! I don't think I played Pokemon, so on to Sol and Luna! I was trying to work on it, but when I got into working on it, it got too late and I had to stop. Frock frick frip. So, there's basically no progress. Pika feels weird being hugged by multiple people and Hauhead is sad. And Pika squirms. That... that's literally it. Oopsie. Well, see ya!

The Glazio News
8/23/2020
Uh... I was trying to remember what I did on Pokemon, and all I can recall is owning that sissy of a Battle Tree. Seriously, the Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon Battle Tree has these challenges where you can use Pokemon of any level and stuff. I know that a regular challenge will be unlocked when you beat the sissy one, but seriously, it's so stupid. My level 100 hacked Shinies I got from the nice hacker person just destroyed it. And- oh! Now I remember some stuff that happened! I actually traded one of my Type: Nulls. I said to myself that I'd never trade them, so why did I do it? Uh... it was a Type: Null for a Shiny Type: Null, which helps fill up my Moon Shinydex as well as being a Shiny, which is awesome. It's Korean, too. So I suppose it was just one regular Type: Null... but it kinda hurts. On to Sol and Luna, because I need to distract myself from the small crack in my heart that can only shatter later on... Rotom tells Hauhead the Malasada-loving smol brain that Pika isn't dead, as she's regaining consciousness. Hauhead's sad 'cause he nearly killed her, which is a good reason to be sad. Sweetie the Popplio and Nick's Buneary are having a bit of a chat, with Buneary giving Sweetie 'you're stupid' looks. Buneary points at Pika, and Sweetie is seemingly overjoyed because her Trainer is not a dead doorknob! She does a leaping arm flipper-hug, in which she leaps at Pika's arm and hugs it with her flippers. Pika is amused and asks herself "Who'd she learn that from, Hau?" Then she realizes that that's probably right. Eclipse asks Pika if she's sure that she's all right, and Pika says that she is, just a little dizzy. And then she feels some more dizziness. Great. Then Flare gives her a hug and asks her why she keeps getting in danger. She has no clue. Then Eclipse and Nick hug her as well. She thinks, and I quote: "Was I a stuffed toy that you hug or something?" Yes, a human-sized one that gets crushed on by three boys, Pika. Uh, oops. Spoilers. Oh wait you probably figured that out already and don't care. See ya!

1,200 kills lmao